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If you could put any object up your arse
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago
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"Why? Because I can.
The object… probably Jason Stathams dick 😘
Oh, can I change mine to Timothée Chalamet's dick?
Of course. I’ll just give him a call darling 😘"
Oh, oh, see if you can arrange Henry Cavill's dick for me while you're at it. Ta!  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago
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"Why are
Why arse
We’ve all got one
I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.
Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse? "
Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌 |
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"Why are
Why arse
We’ve all got one
I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.
Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?
Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌"
What is love? |
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"Andrew Tate so I could shit him out again and flush him away like the giant turd he is 🤣🤣💩💩"
Can I suggest you do this in a toilet connected to a septic tank, just to make sure he can't escape out to sea. |
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"Andrew Tate so I could shit him out again and flush him away like the giant turd he is 🤣🤣💩💩
Can I suggest you do this in a toilet connected to a septic tank, just to make sure he can't escape out to sea. "
Ooh good point!! 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Why are
Why arse
We’ve all got one
I just thought you spelt arse wrong, Pickles.
Daizy, beautiful, do I look like I can’t spell arse?
Arse not, lest ye receive and answer that vexes thee. 😌
What is love? "
.... Baby don't hurt me , don't hurt me no more.... Yes I fell into that trap lol |
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"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.
I haven’t thought this through though. "
That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣 |
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"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.
I haven’t thought this through though.
That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣"
Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.
This definitely isn’t a good idea is it? |
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"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.
I haven’t thought this through though.
That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣
Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.
This definitely isn’t a good idea is it?"
🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I'd choose Donald Trump so I could shit him out and flush him away. "
He would take credit for it, describe how some of his famous friends also excrete him (they were really good excretions, they happen all the time) then say that he was the first to discover your anus. |
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"Probably my keys, then I wouldn’t fuck around so much trying to find them before I leave the house.
I haven’t thought this through though.
That would probably end up in a visit to a & e and some awkward questions 🤣🤣
Made all the worse by the fact that I couldn’t lock up when I got in the ambulance.
This definitely isn’t a good idea is it?"
🤣🤣 It would be great entertainment for the hospital staff though lol |
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"Just the Mr. He's the object of my desires.
Not all of him though. Yikes!
I was going to ask just how big is your asshole? 🤣🤣
🤣🤣 He'd be wearing me like a skin suit!"
Perhaps that’s your new kink. Nice 😘 |
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If I could put any object up my arse it would have to be a 7 inch dildo made of pure gold. Then I would take it to Lloyds back…. Bludgeon the duckers to death with it, then take to a REAL bank (probably In Switzerland) deposit it and live off the interest! |
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