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By *vaRoseWoman 4 weeks ago
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"These threads always make me laugh. What you going to do snip a bit off or sew a bit back on depending what people say
Fashion a little sheath out of ham for when they prefer a foreskin 💜"
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"These threads always make me laugh. What you going to do snip a bit off or sew a bit back on depending what people say
Fashion a little sheath out of ham for when they prefer a foreskin 💜"
Or just stick a turkey on your head to divert their gaze. |
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I met an old flame a few years down the line (as you do) I forgot to mention that I had been circumcised since we were last together.
She assumed the position on her knees and went to pull my boxers down, when the spam javelin sprang forth she went “OMG when did you get the Jew do” .
I have called it that in my head ever since |
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"To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck if their circumcised or not. My last but one partner was circumcised. My late partner was a jew and wasn't circumcised "
I'm technically Jewish by descent from my mother and maternal grandmother. However, my mother was too soft hearted to have her baby boy done and was also away from the family seat when I was born.
Although my foreskin barely gets a look in on anything other than a freezing day, there have been many times when I wished that I was cut. Nicer looking and more usual for the demographic I prefer to date. |
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"To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck if their circumcised or not. My last but one partner was circumcised. My late partner was a jew and wasn't circumcised "
I loved watching Littel house on the prairie |
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