So the person above just doesn’t fancy going in to work tomorrow
What reason can they use to tell the boss ?
The crazier the better.
I once used “the car wouldn’t start”
Shhhhhh they don’t need to know that I wasn’t in it
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"So the person above just doesn’t fancy going in to work tomorrow
What reason can they use to tell the boss ?
The crazier the better.
I once used “the car wouldn’t start”
Shhhhhh they don’t need to know that I wasn’t in it
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I'm at minor injuries, I caught my cock in my trouser zip - I may be looking at a castration. |
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I'm at minor injuries, I caught my cock in my trouser zip - I may be looking at a castration. "
I can’t come in today… I can’t sit down my other half took the crop to my arse last night even the rubber ring trick isn’t working. |
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"I can't come in today as I have the Black Death. See you tomorrow for the staff review.
Cant come in, in agony. I pulled my back tryna pull the bastard sword out the stone "
Can't come in today, I pulled last night and shes not giving back my clothes |
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"Sorry boss I’m busy photoshopping your face into gay porn. If you give me tomorrow off too I’ll give you a bigger penis in the pics. "
Ugh! Too many cocks talking at once. I need a wellbeing day to recover. |
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"Sorry boss I’m busy photoshopping your face into gay porn. If you give me tomorrow off too I’ll give you a bigger penis in the pics.
Ugh! Too many cocks talking at once. I need a wellbeing day to recover. "
Can't come in tomorrow Ive got my big toe stuck in the other halfs nostrils |
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"I can't come in today as I have the Black Death. See you tomorrow for the staff review.
Cant come in, in agony. I pulled my back tryna pull the bastard sword out the stone "
I see what you did there lol |
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