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When did you last masturbate?
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Many years as I dont masterbate |
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"Many years as I dont masterbate"
I'd give you a hand.  |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 5 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
Last implies I stopped at some point. |
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By *eliWoman 5 weeks ago
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Alone as in without anyone's input, physically or verbally? |
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By *zeroMan 5 weeks ago
Glasgow |
Two days ago.
It was alright |
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Can we keep the replies to the thread please gents.  |
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This morning
Hangover horn...😬  |
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"This morning
Hangover horn...😬 "
More drinks for the lady please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all .... |
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...."
I could come and take the dogs for a walk for you.  |
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...."
I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ....
I could come and take the dogs for a walk for you. "
What a gent x |
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Would have been this morning but I got surprised by a naked lady bent over her kitchen worktop wanting a sausage bap  |
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Yesterday morning, twice. Very enjoyable! 🍭 |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ....
I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔"
Wash you're mouth out with soap young man ....I won't even masterbated when David Attenborough is on the TV |
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ....
I just skimmed it to be fair so just read something about you masturbating in the garden with your Mum's dogs watching? 🤔
Wash you're mouth out with soap young man ....I won't even masterbated when David Attenborough is on the TV "
Pervert.  |
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By *aizyWoman 5 weeks ago
west midlands |
Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed. |
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About 2 week ago. I try to avoid bc prefer to serve all the cream for someone.  |
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed."
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 |
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By *aizyWoman 5 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣 "
Of course, I am a multitasker! |
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A very long time and I am abstaining from sex too - until I find that special person. |
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣
Of course, I am a multitasker!"
A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful  |
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By *oeevMan 5 weeks ago
Worthing |
Knocked one out last night, first for a few days, very pleasent indeed. |
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"Last implies I stopped at some point. "
😂 |
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"A very long time and I am abstaining from sex too - until I find that special person."
Surely that will send you insane?
I cannot imagine not cumming for a week, it would be coming out of my fucking ears mate |
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By *aizyWoman 5 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣
Of course, I am a multitasker!
A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful "
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky! |
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I’m doing it now, edging my cock |
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣
Of course, I am a multitasker!
A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!"
Care to show me?  |
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By *aizyWoman 5 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣
Of course, I am a multitasker!
A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!
Care to show me? "
Can't I'm afraid, using both my hands and I am chewing gum, already got a mouthful, sorry Chunky. |
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A couple of nights ago, I have a friend that likes to wake up to a certain kind of visual stimulation 😉
I’ve found I kind of like doing it more than I thought, learning to let the noises loose as well. |
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"Doing it right now Pickles, I can type one handed.
Ans spell correctly. 😆 🤣
Of course, I am a multitasker!
A multitasker masterbater - now there's a mouthful
A mouthful is different to masterbating, Chunky!
Care to show me?
Can't I'm afraid, using both my hands and I am chewing gum, already got a mouthful, sorry Chunky."
Just my bloody luck.  |
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Last week, longest I’ve gone without in ages 🤣 |
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This morning. Might do it again shortly.  |
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Around half an hour ago. Benefits of working from home 😅 |
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Yesterday afternoon, and most enjoyable it was too  |
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...."
I just shot a load over your profile pic. Now i have to get the wet wipes out and clean my keyboard. |
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By *rJammerBMan 5 weeks ago
newport / Bristol |
This morning.
First time in ages had a empty house. Shot a big load too.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ....
I just shot a load over your profile pic. Now i have to get the wet wipes out and clean my keyboard."
I take no responsibility xx  |
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Last night send me off to sleep lovely  |
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Before I went to work this morning, and I'll do it again before I go to sleep. Sometimes in-between.
Even after a meet ill probably masturbate before Bed |
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"Last night send me off to sleep lovely "
Ah you can't beat this. Perfect way to send yourself off to slumber land |
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"Just home from work and really tempted - thing is it's really sunny outside and I dont wanna miss that , doing it in the garden isn't a problem , except I'm looking after my mum's 2 dogs and I'm not having them perving ...aware Ive deviated and not answered the question at all ...."
Masturbating in the garden…… now that’s the one!!!  |
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"Last night send me off to sleep lovely
Ah you can't beat this. Perfect way to send yourself off to slumber land"
Agreed 😈 |
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Sunday. Mainly so I could have a nap after being awake all night Saturday  |
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"Last night send me off to sleep lovely "
Video??????  |
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This morning.... got to be quik and sneak away when u live at work |
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"This morning ☺️"
About due again then, right? 👀😜 |
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By *emma200Woman 5 weeks ago
Warwickshire |
"This morning ☺️
About due again then, right? 👀😜"
You know me 😇 |
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"Alone as in without anyone's input, physically or verbally?"
Yes. Alone, babe. |
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"This morning ☺️
About due again then, right? 👀😜
You know me 😇"
I do, but maybe a refresher is needed 😉 |
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"Last night "
Don’t be sad. I’m not judging. |
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Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21 |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21"
23 minutes. Not bad. |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21"
Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21
23 minutes. Not bad. "
I need to improve my boring self masterbation technique |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21
Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun"
I wear it on the other wrist! 😝 |
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"A very long time and I am abstaining from sex too - until I find that special person.
Surely that will send you insane?
I cannot imagine not cumming for a week, it would be coming out of my fucking ears mate"
The trick with insanity is to become so insane that you no longer possess the insight to realise you are. |
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A few strokes everyday but Sunday was last time I cum |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21
Fitness tracker watches spoil all the fun
I wear it on the other wrist! 😝"
Heh. Your diary probably makes for very interesting reading  |
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I'll be banging one out tonight as I won't get another chance until Sunday! |
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"Sunday 8 June 2025 from 22:58 - 23:21
23 minutes. Not bad.
I need to improve my boring self masterbation technique"
Message me. I know a link |
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This morning when Mr left for work  |
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By *omRachCouple 5 weeks ago
Wirral |
"This morning, in the shower "
Snap. |
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"This morning, in the shower
Snap."
I didn't notice you in my shower.  |
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"Earlier this morning "
Was you in my shower too?  |
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"When did you last masturbate? - Alone"
This afternoon
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By *hortieWoman 5 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Last night
Don’t be sad. I’m not judging. "
Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? |
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"Last night
Don’t be sad. I’m not judging.
Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? "
Only too well. It's been far too long for me.  |
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With a partner, last night. Alone, I'm not sure. A fair while ago 💜 |
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I love that the Lounge list of posts says the title "When did you last Masturbate?" and then the last contributer and how long ago their post was. Looks like its the forum answering for the user. Its at least funny in my head.
Anyway to answer the question - 6-8 weeks ago. Not sure why but I have just stopped getting horny these days. |
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About an hour ago. Still horny after last night |
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Ladywank this morning. More than likely Ladywank this evening too. |
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Last night, and tonight as my promise just fell through  |
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"Last night
Don’t be sad. I’m not judging.
Just want some skin on skin sometimes.. you know? "
Yes. I know. I know just the person for you. |
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2 days ago, unfortunately I use it to relax before going to bed |
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Currently masturbating.
I hope everyone is suitably impressed with my spelling and grammar whilst I knock one out using my good hand. |
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About 10 days ago. Definitely need one soon. |
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Around 4 weeks ago after Mrs excited me and I'd say around a year before that. |
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Tuesday on cam in chatroom with babyoil |
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I have me cock in a dangerous distance |
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By *an8iMan 5 weeks ago
Bilston |
I don't remember, maybe a week or so |
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Last night. It had a delicious inspiration 🫠 |
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"Too long ago "
Do it. And send it me. I need inspo |
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Last night in bed while fantasising lol |
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About 10 days ago. Had a lot of sex last week and my pussy needed some recovery time  |
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By *fffunCouple 5 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
This morning |
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At the moment lol... tele anyone? Lol |
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I am now, see massive boibs thread 🍆😈 |
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I havn't for a while but only yesterday a young lady came round with the agreed explicit intention of sitting on me and masturbating herself, without either of us moving. It works, we have done it before, it’s a thing with her. |
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By *jekimMan 5 weeks ago
Wigan |
"I don't think I ever have. " what really  |
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"I don't think I ever have. what really "
Really. I've done it for men, but never alone for my own enjoyment. Not that I can recall.
I don't get anything from it.
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"I don't think I ever have. what really
Really. I've done it for men, but never alone for my own enjoyment. Not that I can recall.
I don't get anything from it.
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Not even with a dildo? |
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Alone? Well technically you’re all here so… not for a long while |
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To long ago, so just about to make up for it!!! |
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Yesterday morning but stroking again. |
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"Yesterday morning but stroking again. " are you watching porn?
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By *jekimMan 5 weeks ago
Wigan |
About 20 minutes ago finally haha  |
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"About to wank soon "
Love to see it  |
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"About to wank soon "
Yeah love to see that fantasy mine fantastic photos btw |
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Sunday morning I have my two wanks |
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About mmmm 25 seconds ago… now browsing a forum to help be drift off into my slumber x |
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By *jk69Man 5 weeks ago
Currently in Murcia. |
Last Friday but just thinking about it now. |
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By *rant72Man 5 weeks ago
darlington |
On with it now , normally wank at least twice a day , on cam when i can ! |
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Yesterday, while the woman of the couple I was meeting played with my balls |
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3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again  |
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About 30 mins ago in the showers at work! Just couldn't help myself tonight |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again "
What. Did. You. Do? 😳 |
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By *jekimMan 5 weeks ago
Wigan |
Hopefully in about ten minutes  |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳" edged. At your request. The whole forum saw it |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳"
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆 |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆"
Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂 |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆
Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂"
might be my next fab name 😆😆 |
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"3 weeks ago... When I got a UTI... I'm too frighted to try again
What. Did. You. Do? 😳
I think I wore it out.. in fairness it could have been blistered from the wax or just vibrated into oblivion 😆😆😆
Blistered From the Wax and Vibrated to Oblivion are incredible band names 😂
might be my next fab name 😆😆"
You choose, I'll the other one 😂 |
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