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Selling yourself

By *rSircumsized OP Man 5 weeks ago

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If you had to promote yourself on here by means of an advertising slogan, what would you write to catch the eye of a fellow Fabster? Mine would be MrSirCumSized....A cut above the rest.

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By *ikerdevil2025Man 5 weeks ago

Surrey

"every little helps"

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Doesn’t fucking matter if I say I have a 15 inch cock… when your unverified your basically a serial killer .. which is very rich on a site that everyone joined to behave like a fucking reptile 🐍

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Can’t beat Tesco

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By *ariaxxxxWoman 5 weeks ago

London/Kent

21 with 26 years Experience!

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By *rSircumsized OP Man 5 weeks ago

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"Doesn’t fucking matter if I say I have a 15 inch cock… when your unverified your basically a serial killer .. which is very rich on a site that everyone joined to behave like a fucking reptile 🐍 "

Amen, it's not very catchy though.

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Basically cause I’m not verified I wouldn’t get a bird in a pet shop …

But if know one is up for it .. yea can’t get verified … it’s a paradox

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

I'm going to rip my off from one of the classic daily messages I get.

"Are you up for a cinnamon challenge?"

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Your right..

What about.. your Desires. Your Rules. Our Playground…

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Wrf is a cinnamon challenge .. go easy I’m new

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By *sWyldWoman 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Probably not your type really

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"An Apple a day..."

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By *heelerMan 5 weeks ago

Northants

Hot and spicy

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By *cottish guy 555Man 5 weeks ago

London

Not worth the effort.

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By *eardedRunnerMan 5 weeks ago

Much Hadham

Feeling Chilly, you need something warm inside you

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan 5 weeks ago

Tameside

"Is alright, I guess..."

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By *lasgowPandaMan 5 weeks ago

Rushmoor

Bringing charm, without the smarm

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Prey - It'll do 💜

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By *amie HantsWoman 5 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

Best bang since the big one.

I had it as my header for a while. Sadly, trading standards caught up with me and I had to change it

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By *nceagain1982Man 5 weeks ago

Lincoln

Could do a lot worse......

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 5 weeks ago

Reading

Oh lord, I don't know why you'd bother

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard

The best General Erection you will ever experience

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard

(Probably)

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By *hickthighs25Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

Not the worst you'll have and every little helps

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By *hat.coupleCouple 5 weeks ago

Kent

I'd say, if carling made couples....I stole that one sorry x

Mrs x

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 5 weeks ago

Coventry

Things will never be the same again

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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Once you pop, I won’t stop

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By *ittlebirdWoman 5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I will annoy you but you will still laugh

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple 5 weeks ago

In The Hills

You buy one, you get one free

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By *elpfulhands2025Man 5 weeks ago

inside you

For that hands on experience.

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By *egnMaxCouple 5 weeks ago

Nottingham

Yes, they are real.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester

Short, sassy and perverted

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By *nspecifiedEntityMan 5 weeks ago

Hanwell, The Shades.

Chilled vibes and good rides.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard

"Not the worst you'll have and every little helps "

I will have a little helping

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By *ena AmourTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Chard

"I will annoy you but you will still laugh "

Yes ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

Selling England by the Pound.

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By *isskxxyvWoman 5 weeks ago

Reading

"If you had to promote yourself on here by means of an advertising slogan, what would you write to catch the eye of a fellow Fabster? Mine would be MrSirCumSized....A cut above the rest."

Like my heading says ; I’m a fucking nightmare, but you’ll want me anyway.😇🤪

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By *hineasMan 5 weeks ago

birtley

“I make awesome tea. The sex will be over and done with by the time the kettle has boiled”

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By *enelope2UWoman 5 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Reading is fundamental

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By *JB1954Man 5 weeks ago

Reading

Mine . Older male, in working order .

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By *ruebameMan 5 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Old and slow but definitely worth a go

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By *rebus1975Man 5 weeks ago

My name should be John Lewis…

As you’ll never be knowingly under fucked with me.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

SinfullyObedient

I pay my own bills, open my own jars and run my own life - unless you know how to pin me with a look and a little authority!

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By *nspecifiedEntityMan 5 weeks ago

Hanwell, The Shades.

Just a dude, down to be rude.

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By *Wgent72Man 5 weeks ago

Manchester

NWgent72...porn producer extraordinaire

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By *attooboy100Man 5 weeks ago

Sedgley

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 5 weeks ago

Altrincham

'vanilla with a hint of chilli'

👸🏼

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 5 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Feisty, feral, feminist.

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By *sWyldWoman 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Only marginally better than a wank

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By *aybeLadyWoman 5 weeks ago

West Dublin

I didnt/dont know how to sell myself sk I just went with 'I do me' 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😏

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By *londebiguyMan 5 weeks ago

Southport

" Basically cause I’m not verified I wouldn’t get a bird in a pet shop …

But if know one is up for it .. yea can’t get verified … it’s a paradox

Get verified by cam or go to a social

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan 5 weeks ago

edinburgh

Often licked ,,,,, never beaten ,,,

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By *.R.MMan 5 weeks ago

Norfolk

Listen to greatest hits and show me your tits

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'd just use Ray Winstone's head.

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

" Basically cause I’m not verified I wouldn’t get a bird in a pet shop …

But if know one is up for it .. yea can’t get verified … it’s a paradox

Get verified by cam or go to a social "

Going to social end of month .. in the meantime if any females/couples in the UK would like to help an Irish man out feel free to PM and we can arrange

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By *oe1977julyMan 5 weeks ago

meath

Absolute excellent conversation Killer!!

I’m

Proud of that one!

Tumble 😂

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