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Ladies this struggle is real!!
Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!
Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!
Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.
So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms. |
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By *am3032TV/TS 5 weeks ago
Alfreton |
Can be a balance sometimes, as I love it when hard and needing a wee, as I get soo hard and soo sensitive. But then the need to wee takes over, but you’re cocks too hard to force it down to wee. Have sometimes ended up weeing inside my wife’s pussy filling her full of wee. Then things get very wet and messy X |
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"Kneel down. Much easier.
Pissing with a hard on can be tricky but surely using hands to aim stops it going everywhere? 🤔🤷♂️"
I did use my hands to aim. It was the two stream effect that was my downfall 😔 |
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"That's what sinks were invented for.
That’s bloody disgusting !!!
You should always pee into her bathroom sponge and squeeze it back into the toilet  "
Now that’s the kind of inventive thinking that makes this country great 👏🏻 🤣 |
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"Ladies this struggle is real!!
Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!
Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!
Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.
So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms. "
Stand at the back door next time |
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"Ladies this struggle is real!!
Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!
Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!
Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.
So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms.
Stand at the back door next time"
Looking at the back door gave him the errection. |
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By *hortieWoman 5 weeks ago
Northampton |
This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal  |
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"This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal "
As long as he doesn’t have an erection!! He’ll miss your clit entirely and piss one jet in your eye and the other on your feet. 🫣😜 |
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"That's what sinks were invented for.
Noooooo!!!  lol
But how would you know if he had desecrated your sink?? You’re going to think twice before letting someone use your bathroom now!? 🫣"
Well unless rinsed well sure they might be some tell tell sign?
Yes I might just say it's out of order lol |
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"This sent my mind wandering... (Don't worry, it's too weak to go very far)... But damn, I'd love to have a guy piss over my clit and in me. I've got a wet room. So...2 birds one stone kinda deal "
I do this with Cazz sometimes, she loves it and it is an amazing feeling so I am told |
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I often wake in the middle of the night with a full on stiff. And mine curves up for a bit. I've occasionally had to get on my knees and someone how balance so my knob is almost pointing down but then it can be a but restrictive so slows the flow down. Not a sexy look |
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Why don't you have a sit down wee?
However, as we are sharing peeing stories... I can't seem to wee straight if I crouch down to have a wildy wee when outdoors. Mine fans out and I often wee on my trainers/walking boots. It's so annoying.
Also, if I have just had an orgasm I struggle to be able to wee even though I really feel the need to go.
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"Why don't you have a sit down wee?
However, as we are sharing peeing stories... I can't seem to wee straight if I crouch down to have a wildy wee when outdoors. Mine fans out and I often wee on my trainers/walking boots. It's so annoying.
Also, if I have just had an orgasm I struggle to be able to wee even though I really feel the need to go.
Mrs"
impossible it just points up and too big to push down |
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"Ladies this struggle is real!!
Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!
Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!
Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.
So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms. "
Was the 45°, head against the wall lean not cutting it? |
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"Ladies this struggle is real!!
Recently went to a ladies house for a meeting. We have met before. Straight through the door and she was on me. Kissing and touching got me instantly aroused. But I needed a wee after the drive over. So off I pop to the loo quick hard as a rock!! Tried to aim straight down but ended up pissing straight ahead and down in two separate streams!!
Nothing dampens your spirits quicker than asking for the cleaning products and cleaning up your own wee!!
Fortunately she saw the funny side and it wasn’t long before the fun commenced.
So chaps ensue you empty fully beforehand!! Otherwise, pack your marigolds as well as your condoms.
Was the 45°, head against the wall lean not cutting it?"
I did think about that but there was a window above the toilet. It was deep window. If I’d have leaned forward my cock and balls would have been resting on the cistern 😂 |
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