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"Comment bellow 👇 But also before you do, appreciate that the man is 85 years old and still making movies and still roundhouse kicking people into oblivion 💪 I am convinced the Grim Ripper is scared of Chuck Norris ...and the only way to defeat Death in the Final Destination franchise, is to cast Chuck Norris in the main role 👍" Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day. In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. | |||
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"It's less fun when you just copy and paste the whole internet. They say copy and paste saves time, but Chuck Norris doesn't use it. He just stares at the document until it duplicates itself out of pure terror." Chuck Norris doesn't do Fab, Fab does Chuck Norris! (Not sure if that works 😆) | |||
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"Comment bellow 👇 But also before you do, appreciate that the man is 85 years old and still making movies and still roundhouse kicking people into oblivion 💪 I am convinced the Grim Ripper is scared of Chuck Norris ...and the only way to defeat Death in the Final Destination franchise, is to cast Chuck Norris in the main role 👍 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day. In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. " That’s not fun. You’ve just ruined everyone else’s fun | |||
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"Comment bellow 👇 But also before you do, appreciate that the man is 85 years old and still making movies and still roundhouse kicking people into oblivion 💪 I am convinced the Grim Ripper is scared of Chuck Norris ...and the only way to defeat Death in the Final Destination franchise, is to cast Chuck Norris in the main role 👍 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day. In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. That’s not fun. You’ve just ruined everyone else’s fun" Chuck Norris ruined everyone else's fun. You're just too scared to admit it. | |||
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"Chuck Norris is a macho stereotype and third-rate actor. Not worthy of a meme." it's just a bit of silly harmless fun,why be so negative? | |||
"Chuck Norris is a macho stereotype and third-rate actor. Not worthy of a meme.it's just a bit of silly harmless fun,why be so negative? " Why waste so much time and energy on the trivial and underserving? | |||
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"Chuck Norris is a macho stereotype and third-rate actor. Not worthy of a meme.it's just a bit of silly harmless fun,why be so negative? Why waste so much time and energy on the trivial and underserving?" Yet you've still replied 🤷 | |||
"Chuck Norris is a macho stereotype and third-rate actor. Not worthy of a meme." Chuck Norris is a macho stereotype and third-rate actor who is not worthy of a meme. But, he is Chuck Norris so the internet invented memes just for him so he wouldn't karate kick the internet off. | |||
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"Comment bellow 👇 But also before you do, appreciate that the man is 85 years old and still making movies and still roundhouse kicking people into oblivion 💪 I am convinced the Grim Ripper is scared of Chuck Norris ...and the only way to defeat Death in the Final Destination franchise, is to cast Chuck Norris in the main role 👍 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day. In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. That’s not fun. You’ve just ruined everyone else’s fun" It appears not, people are still posting Chuck Norris memes that weren't captured in my post. | |||
"Comment bellow 👇 But also before you do, appreciate that the man is 85 years old and still making movies and still roundhouse kicking people into oblivion 💪 I am convinced the Grim Ripper is scared of Chuck Norris ...and the only way to defeat Death in the Final Destination franchise, is to cast Chuck Norris in the main role 👍 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris breathes air ... five times a day. In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris. On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. That’s not fun. You’ve just ruined everyone else’s fun It appears not, people are still posting Chuck Norris memes that weren't captured in my post. " Still kind of a dick move though. | |||
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