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By *ir Girth a lot OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Wokingham

Have you or are you living under the same roof with someone that does something annoying everyday? I’m talking about the little annoyances. Nothing big or major.

For example:

Leaving toast crumbs in the butter

Used teabag in the sink

Toilet seat up

Shoes in the middle of the hallway

Badly loaded dishwasher

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle

So tell us fab people, what boils your piss?!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

I live with a tween, so everything!!!!

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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Toast crumbs in the butter is a category one death sentence offence

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By *exyInLatinMan 3 weeks ago

Warsop

Shoes, I swear to god just put them somewhere that’s not the middle of the god damn room….i must fall shoes 3 times a day when the kids are here!!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 3 weeks ago

from mars

Coffee in the sugar 😡

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 3 weeks ago

Reading

Ugh. Don't get me started. I hate that he leaves his shit everywhere. Clothes, plates, bags, shoes. Every time I tell him We need to leave by a specific time and he decides the specific time we need to leave is when he gets in the shower. He eats all the food that I've planned for dinner later in the week. I could go on forever.

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By *isskxxyvWoman 3 weeks ago

Reading


"Have you or are you living under the same roof with someone that does something annoying everyday? I’m talking about the little annoyances. Nothing big or major.

For example:

Leaving toast crumbs in the butter

Used teabag in the sink

Toilet seat up

Shoes in the middle of the hallway

Badly loaded dishwasher

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle

So tell us fab people, what boils your piss?!"

Your constant fucking moaning 🙃🙃

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By *r.EdibleMan 3 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

Haha, Im so bad to live with, now I live alone and I manage to annoy myself Absolutely everything seems to boil my piss. I went to the bother of fitting a second door inside to create a vestibule- when using the back door my ex used to just leave both doors open along with the one to the living room and that really boiled my piss - I dont have bloody shares in Scottish gas!!!!!!

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Leaving the milk out

Squishing so much in the bin that it needs extra people to pull it out.

People tidying by pushing stuff into small spaces rather than actually putting things where they belong

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 3 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Honestly! The minute I've finished vacuuming, and I turn around, there's hair all over the floor... Sodding cat!!!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 3 weeks ago

Blackpool

I live alone now but when i did it was toast crumbs in the butter, putting dirty clothes by the washing machine door instead of in the machine. Not emptying full bins.

I'm glad I live alone just for those reasons

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By *ir Girth a lot OP   Man 3 weeks ago

Wokingham


"Have you or are you living under the same roof with someone that does something annoying everyday? I’m talking about the little annoyances. Nothing big or major.

For example:

Leaving toast crumbs in the butter

Used teabag in the sink

Toilet seat up

Shoes in the middle of the hallway

Badly loaded dishwasher

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle

So tell us fab people, what boils your piss?!

Your constant fucking moaning 🙃🙃"

You can go right off of people you know 😘

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By *5NyorksMan 3 weeks ago

.......

Ooooooo... filling the sink with water and pots, then leaving it to go cold.

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By *avtrophyMan 3 weeks ago

Bourne End

Not parking straight in the driveway… preventing me getting the bike out

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 3 weeks ago

Beverley

The kids attempts at tidying up. I chunter to myself about it nonstop. Especially that fucking magic sand stuff

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 3 weeks ago

Reading


"Ooooooo... filling the sink with water and pots, then leaving it to go cold. "

My mother always does this when is comes over. It drives me barmy.

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By *ed LipstickWoman 3 weeks ago

Fucksville

Leaving rubbish next to a full bin and all of the above x

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Have you or are you living under the same roof with someone that does something annoying everyday? I’m talking about the little annoyances. Nothing big or major.

For example:

Leaving toast crumbs in the butter

Used teabag in the sink

Toilet seat up

Shoes in the middle of the hallway

Badly loaded dishwasher

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle

So tell us fab people, what boils your piss?!"

I use to live with someone thankfully got rid of him leaving in peace alone.

There are so many major ones can’t think of any little annoyance 😂

Leaving clean laundry on the drying stand for days.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Boiling piss really boils my piss,it stinks and leaves stains on the saucepan.

🥂

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By *enk15Man 3 weeks ago

Evesham

Yeah...

Leaving hair everywhere.

eating my food.

knocking over my plants.

shitting on the kitchen floor.

Having pugs was not a good idea.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Little annoyances rarely boil my piss OP.

They’re annoying but generally sortable.

Big stuff. That’s what boils my piss… but that’s for a different thread

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By *otsowickedCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

We just started living together but me leaving cupboard doors open is annoying her a little bit

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS 3 weeks ago

Dudley


"Toast crumbs in the butter is a category one death sentence offence "
always hated this, even more so since I’ve been coeliac because of cross contamination from normal gluten containing bread I live on my own but if I didn’t I’d most definitely have my own butter under lock and key.

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By *forfuntimesCouple 3 weeks ago

Sheffield

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By *forfuntimesCouple 3 weeks ago

Sheffield

Mrs2forfun has a habit of leaving cupboard doors, drawers even internal doors slightly open (just so the slightest breeze makes them keep banging trying to close)... but worse every packet, container and bottle - never puts the lids on properly...ever...

We went on hols with some frinds once..all shared same villa - had to put a warining note on fridge to be very careful with anything you take out as 99/100 times the lid will not be on properly

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By *uri00620Woman 3 weeks ago

Croydon

Leaving bathroom light on and closing the door. If going out it can be on for hours.

Faffing in the kitchen when I'm cooking. It's too small, I don't want help. Go away.

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By *luebell888Woman 3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Soggy cereal down the plug hole in the kitchen.

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By *he Gentleman.Man 3 weeks ago

Sitlington


"Have you or are you living under the same roof with someone that does something annoying everyday? I’m talking about the little annoyances. Nothing big or major.

For example:

Leaving toast crumbs in the butter

Used teabag in the sink

Toilet seat up

Shoes in the middle of the hallway

Badly loaded dishwasher

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle

So tell us fab people, what boils your piss?!"

anybody with a dishwasher.

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By *inkywife1981Couple 3 weeks ago

A town near you

Where to start, people putting dishes in the sink that haven't been scraped clean.

Shaving at the sink and not rinsing away the stubble

Crumbs in the butter

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By *reggSausageMan 3 weeks ago

derby

None of the above, smile and wave

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan 3 weeks ago

all over

Child: Dad, where’s my phone?

Me: I don’t know mate, where did you last have it?

Child:Dunno

Me: I’ll phone it!

Child: it’s on silent

Me: leave me alone(piss boiled)

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan 3 weeks ago

Staines

I used to get annoyed over random shit. Then my friend went to A&E with a broken rib due to a bad coughing fit. Her ribs were fine, but She had lungs and stomach cancer and was dead in 3 weeks. No longer waste my energy on sweating the small stuff

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Live alone so any little annoyances ive created myself so I dont care 😝

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 3 weeks ago

Altrincham

I've got two teens here, every day they boil my piss!

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

People using my best saucepans to boil piss

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan 3 weeks ago

Tameside

Using a spoon in the sugar after stirring the coffee/tea.

Eating with their mouth open, also talking with a mouth full of food.

Just leaving stuff around on the work tops.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 3 weeks ago

North West

Oh my god …

- A knife being left in the butter - stabbed in like Arthur’s sword - WTF 😡😡😡

- The associated crumbs in the butter and ALL over the worktops

- Discarded socks - rolled up socks used as footballs to be kicked anywhere and everywhere that is not the laundry basket

- Toothpaste left in the sink

- Not flushing the toilet/piss on the seat around the floor at the base of the toilet 🤢

- School bags/shoes just dumped on the floor; middle of the floor why not!, on the stairs, perfect spot! Etc.

- Wet towels left on the bed

- Putting empty cartons, packaging back into the fridge or cupboard instead of the bin

- Drivers who don’t acknowledge/thank you when you have been courteous. Cunts.

- Male drivers who think they can intimate me whilst out driving when a lone female … not today sunshine, with my hormones I will match and raise the game

- A work colleague in their 30s who will often talk in a baby voice. Just fucking stop!

- Slow walkers/those who stop dead in the middle of a walkway/path - anyway who attempts the gauntlet of Market Street in Manchester will know how much piss is boiled with this

- Those with no manners

There’s many more but I feel like I have just released a lot there 🤣🤣🤣

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By *isskxxyvWoman 3 weeks ago

Reading


"Oh my god …

- A knife being left in the butter - stabbed in like Arthur’s sword - WTF 😡😡😡

- The associated crumbs in the butter and ALL over the worktops

- Discarded socks - rolled up socks used as footballs to be kicked anywhere and everywhere that is not the laundry basket

- Toothpaste left in the sink

- Not flushing the toilet/piss on the seat around the floor at the base of the toilet 🤢

- School bags/shoes just dumped on the floor; middle of the floor why not!, on the stairs, perfect spot! Etc.

- Wet towels left on the bed

- Putting empty cartons, packaging back into the fridge or cupboard instead of the bin

- Drivers who don’t acknowledge/thank you when you have been courteous. Cunts.

- Male drivers who think they can intimate me whilst out driving when a lone female … not today sunshine, with my hormones I will match and raise the game

- A work colleague in their 30s who will often talk in a baby voice. Just fucking stop!

- Slow walkers/those who stop dead in the middle of a walkway/path - anyway who attempts the gauntlet of Market Street in Manchester will know how much piss is boiled with this

- Those with no manners

There’s many more but I feel like I have just released a lot there 🤣🤣🤣

"

Seems you’re pretty laid back then?🤪😘

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 3 weeks ago

North West


"Oh my god …

- A knife being left in the butter - stabbed in like Arthur’s sword - WTF 😡😡😡

- The associated crumbs in the butter and ALL over the worktops

- Discarded socks - rolled up socks used as footballs to be kicked anywhere and everywhere that is not the laundry basket

- Toothpaste left in the sink

- Not flushing the toilet/piss on the seat around the floor at the base of the toilet 🤢

- School bags/shoes just dumped on the floor; middle of the floor why not!, on the stairs, perfect spot! Etc.

- Wet towels left on the bed

- Putting empty cartons, packaging back into the fridge or cupboard instead of the bin

- Drivers who don’t acknowledge/thank you when you have been courteous. Cunts.

- Male drivers who think they can intimate me whilst out driving when a lone female … not today sunshine, with my hormones I will match and raise the game

- A work colleague in their 30s who will often talk in a baby voice. Just fucking stop!

- Slow walkers/those who stop dead in the middle of a walkway/path - anyway who attempts the gauntlet of Market Street in Manchester will know how much piss is boiled with this

- Those with no manners

There’s many more but I feel like I have just released a lot there 🤣🤣🤣

Seems you’re pretty laid back then?🤪😘"

I actually am … I silently seethe, most of the time 😁

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By *inkywife1981Couple 3 weeks ago

A town near you


"I used to get annoyed over random shit. Then my friend went to A&E with a broken rib due to a bad coughing fit. Her ribs were fine, but She had lungs and stomach cancer and was dead in 3 weeks. No longer waste my energy on sweating the small stuff"

That's rough, just shows the fragility of life and how we often take it for granted.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Does talking too much in the morning count?

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By *nnandElleCouple 3 weeks ago

Brackley

Her inability to be able to close a drawer all the way.

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By *elly and daveCouple 3 weeks ago

gateshead

People who make you repeat what you've already said,cause they can't be bothered to listen properly in the first place!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"People who make you repeat what you've already said,cause they can't be bothered to listen properly in the first place!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr"

I'm guilty of this at times 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

The reason I've lived on my own for 30 years

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By *ndycoinsMan 3 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Cereal bowl left all day so that all the bits are spot welded to the bowl when you try to wash it in the evening.

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By *avtrophyMan 3 weeks ago

Bourne End

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By *laret_jonoMan 3 weeks ago

Clitheroe

My ex used to take her pants, knickers and socks off in one do so when it came to doing th washing, I was forever pulling socks out the legs and knickers off the pants

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By * aime la biteWoman 3 weeks ago

wonderland

How about the fact that they breath?

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By *iGuyForCouplesMan 3 weeks ago

Staines


"I used to get annoyed over random shit. Then my friend went to A&E with a broken rib due to a bad coughing fit. Her ribs were fine, but She had lungs and stomach cancer and was dead in 3 weeks. No longer waste my energy on sweating the small stuff

That's rough, just shows the fragility of life and how we often take it for granted."

Totally. One day you are angry over bread crumbs in butter and next day you are told you have 6 weeks to live. Changed my perspective a lot

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