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If I were a man I'd probably be having a wank now
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably."
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch? |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?"
Ha ha guys are so harsh 😅
I have been known to have one if I'm having a nap and wake up early, or have trouble getting to sleep ☺️ |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Don’t think I’d be wanking if I had a lady next to me, there’s many more things I’d be doing "
I did mean if you were alone.
If I had a man with me I wouldn't be on here starting shit threads in the Lounge. |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?
Ha ha guys are so harsh 😅
I have been known to have one if I'm having a nap and wake up early, or have trouble getting to sleep ☺️"
I wish I felt like wanking. Especially if it helped me to sleep. |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?"
😂 Dammit. Thats not how I meant it! Oh you would be the cause. Of course, unless you wanted a more hands on role? |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?
😂 Dammit. Thats not how I meant it! Oh you would be the cause. Of course, unless you wanted a more hands on role?"
One of my favourite things to do is an oily two-handed, hand job.
It's quite relaxing. |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?
😂 Dammit. Thats not how I meant it! Oh you would be the cause. Of course, unless you wanted a more hands on role?
One of my favourite things to do is an oily two-handed, hand job.
It's quite relaxing."
Sounds more stimulating than relaxing but… works for me |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?
😂 Dammit. Thats not how I meant it! Oh you would be the cause. Of course, unless you wanted a more hands on role?
One of my favourite things to do is an oily two-handed, hand job.
It's quite relaxing."
Well who am I to deny you your favourite things?!? It may relax you but it would certainly raise my heart rate! |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?
If i found myself in your bed? Probably.
That's a most ingenious rejection if ever I heard one 🤣
Would I be ok to watch?
😂 Dammit. Thats not how I meant it! Oh you would be the cause. Of course, unless you wanted a more hands on role?
One of my favourite things to do is an oily two-handed, hand job.
It's quite relaxing.
Sounds more stimulating than relaxing but… works for me "
Relaxing for me. |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?"
The only person stopping you having a wank, is you. |
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"Treat yourself to some self pleasure... Great way to let off some steam 
I don't enjoy doing it to myself.
I'll lend a hand then 
Would that still be classed as a wank?"
I reckon so. If you stroked my cock you'd be wanking me so if I rub your pussy I'd be wanking you  |
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"Why must you need to be a man....
I fuck myself silly whenever I have the urge regardless..
I don't get the urge.
I was musing that I probably would, if I were a man, as I'm in bed."
Is the implication that just because a mans in bed, its an automatic wank situation? Cause there are plenty of other places to do so when the mood takes you. |
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By *agic.MMan 4 weeks ago
Orpington |
"Why must you need to be a man....
I fuck myself silly whenever I have the urge regardless..
I don't get the urge.
I was musing that I probably would, if I were a man, as I'm in bed."
Why do you think that you would get the urge as a man but not a woman? Wouldn't you have a similar sex drive, if it's still you as a man? |
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By *eyeYCouple 4 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"Away for a few days and D evidently felt the need earlier..
I got the clip to watch.
😂🔥
I like it when I'm surprised like that  "
Well I wasn't overly surprised, we're in the midst of a WhatsApp chat with another naughty couple we hope to meet soon, so... I'll be distracted by Beyonce this evening so all's good 🎉🔥💃 |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Why must you need to be a man....
I fuck myself silly whenever I have the urge regardless..
I don't get the urge.
I was musing that I probably would, if I were a man, as I'm in bed.
Is the implication that just because a mans in bed, its an automatic wank situation? Cause there are plenty of other places to do so when the mood takes you."
I was in bed, resting. Possibly the place a lot of men wank. |
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"Why must you need to be a man....
I fuck myself silly whenever I have the urge regardless..
I don't get the urge.
I was musing that I probably would, if I were a man, as I'm in bed.
Is the implication that just because a mans in bed, its an automatic wank situation? Cause there are plenty of other places to do so when the mood takes you.
I was in bed, resting. Possibly the place a lot of men wank."
I understand that. But almost everywhere is possibly the place a lot of men wank! If in doubt, look around you, think, could/would a man wank there? See how many no's you come up with! 😂 Just saying the bed is no special wank zone. |
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?"
Not unusually for me, I am in that exact situation right this minute, and it did come to my mind to have a leisurely wank. Did you? |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 4 weeks ago
East London |
"Why must you need to be a man....
I fuck myself silly whenever I have the urge regardless..
I don't get the urge.
I was musing that I probably would, if I were a man, as I'm in bed.
Is the implication that just because a mans in bed, its an automatic wank situation? Cause there are plenty of other places to do so when the mood takes you.
I was in bed, resting. Possibly the place a lot of men wank.
I understand that. But almost everywhere is possibly the place a lot of men wank! If in doubt, look around you, think, could/would a man wank there? See how many no's you come up with! 😂 Just saying the bed is no special wank zone."
I don't think most men wank in public. |
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"in bed...
wank...
Would you?
No, never in bed. I can't imagine willingly choosing to deal with the mess when alone instead of just going to the shower."
What’s not to enjoy about a relaxed edging and cumming in bed!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Unusually for me I've found myself in bed resting.
It came to my mind a man might have himself a nice, leisurely wank in my situation.
Would you?"
Fuck yeah 😂🤷 |
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