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By *ack 55530 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

cardiff

List out things that you find annoying so that a first timer doesn’t do the same

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 4 weeks ago

Gloucester

Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 4 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message "

what she said

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 4 weeks ago

South Wales


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message "

Pretty much ☝️

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 4 weeks ago

Reading

Talking dirty.

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By *attooed_BlueeyesMan 4 weeks ago

Tameside

No pics on profile and asking for face pics in a message, like you won't even put a body pic up?

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By *ifty and shiftyWoman 4 weeks ago

Callington


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message "

Not taking no for an answer, and asking you questions.

"How close is local"

"Why am I not your type"

And my personal favourite;

"What ARE you looking for then?"

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By *rHotNottsMan 4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *rHotNottsMan 4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Treating men like horny teenagers that are just willing to jump in the any time day or night for a random fuck

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton

Sending a friend request without even bothering to introduce themself first

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 4 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message

Not taking no for an answer, and asking you questions.

"How close is local"

"Why am I not your type"

And my personal favourite;

"What ARE you looking for then?""

All of this!!

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message "

+1

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By *ucka39Man 4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Asking if they can ask a question

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By *il miss bootsWoman 4 weeks ago

Kent

Listing ALL the things they would like/are going to do to you...

Getting the hump, when a message isn't responded to instantly...

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman 4 weeks ago

Yarm

Copy and paste a message without reading profiles.

Push their fantasies onto you in the opening message.

Keep messaging after I've said no.

Send a dick pic without consent ( also against the law now people's )

In general. Anything that's without consent.

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By *olinOfBathMan 4 weeks ago

Corsham

Asking for someone to buy them a supporter's pass - always fenales.

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By *issmorganWoman 4 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Not reading my profile.

Asking to meet 1st message, when I have no idea what you're into or look like.

Cringey graphic 1st messages, when they have no idea what I actually like.

Private messaging me to be creepy, from a forum post they haven't taken part in.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 4 weeks ago

Woodley

Getting grumpy or rude when you delete their message

Requesting to switch to another messaging app in 1st couple of messages

Asking how are you guys to a single profile

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 4 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Not reading my profile.

Asking to meet 1st message, when I have no idea what you're into or look like.

Cringey graphic 1st messages, when they have no idea what I actually like.

Private messaging me to be creepy, from a forum post they haven't taken part in. "

Oh I hate the “reply privately” option!

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By *rs GGWoman 4 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

No profile pictures!

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By *ittyloveWoman 4 weeks ago

Kingston


"Getting grumpy or rude when you delete their message

Requesting to switch to another messaging app in 1st couple of messages

Asking how are you guys to a single profile "

100% this. I don't even know your name yet!

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By *hechonkyduoCouple 4 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

Guys who like big women putting the term "BBW" into a message as many times as possible.

People not reading the profile and asking "what you looking for" like it isn't right fucking there

And finally, unsolicited dick pics.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 4 weeks ago

Merseyside

Saying love your profile everything I want in a meet - so what you into??? You just said you love the profile so must have read it 🤣

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By *oodmessMan 4 weeks ago

yumsville

Dick pick profile pics .. only reserved for the blessed

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Messages.

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By *emma200Woman 4 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Copy and paste messages, dick pics.. passing by the bios

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By *ittlebirdWoman 4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

But why won’t you fuck me though?

I will give you the best night of your life.

I can lick for hours…..

from me. Still a no.

Slag... wouldn’t fuck you anyway

Etc etc etc

This OP. It doesn’t annoy me. It makes me laugh but you get the point 😘😘

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 4 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Not reading profiles before sending the first message.

Sending dick pics without asking if I want to see one.

Not actually saying hello and introducing themselves but sending “wanna fuck” as the first message "

👆🏼 This 👆🏼

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By *ayPrimeMan 4 weeks ago

Leeds

Forgetting that PicDetective is a thing and posting other people’s pics

Adding that stupid redundant “I hereby declare henceforth that you hereby legally aforementioned not permissions my pictures blah blah Sidney University” statement at the end of your profile. It is utterly meaningless.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

what do you mean no?

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By *allucinatingGMan 4 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian

Profiles with more clauses than a car rental agreement.

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By *ou only live onceMan 4 weeks ago

London

Put any kind of nonsensical and meaningless legal warning on their profile.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 4 weeks ago

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"Sending a friend request without even bothering to introduce themself first "

Yes! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Sending a friend request without even bothering to introduce themself first

Yes! 🙄🙄🙄🙄"

The cheek 🤣

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By *ayPrimeMan 4 weeks ago

Leeds


"Put any kind of nonsensical and meaningless legal warning on their profile. "

Yes but what if Sydney University?

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By *iss.BellaWoman 4 weeks ago

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Asking if I have a face pic when all I can see on yours is one grubby dick pic taken over the bog

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By *iss.BellaWoman 4 weeks ago

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Overly complimentary messages. No one likes a simp 🤷‍♀️

Any comments or assumptions made about my fanny.

A paragraph telling me you're going to tie me up.. bla bla.. mate, I'd have to reply to you first 🤷‍♀️

I've had this several times and it fucks me off royally.. but pretending you recognise me with messages like "Lucy,(other random womens names are available) is that you?" Another tactic to get a reply so when you're fed up and put filters on they can still message. 🙄🙄🙄

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By *iss.BellaWoman 4 weeks ago

.

I'll likely be back with more

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By *hatgingerguyMan 4 weeks ago

Manchester

All of the above, but my pet peeve is the "hey" message and nothing else. Try harder

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By *ayPrimeMan 4 weeks ago

Leeds


"Overly complimentary messages. No one likes a simp 🤷‍♀️

Any comments or assumptions made about my fanny.

A paragraph telling me you're going to tie me up.. bla bla.. mate, I'd have to reply to you first 🤷‍♀️

I've had this several times and it fucks me off royally.. but pretending you recognise me with messages like "Lucy,(other random womens names are available) is that you?" Another tactic to get a reply so when you're fed up and put filters on they can still message. 🙄🙄🙄"

Barbara?

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