I just dropped a blob of jelly down my cleavage and had to fish it out. It was exceptionally unpleasant.
What ridiculous thing has happened to you recently which made you go eurgh? And no, messages and/or pics or here don’t count 
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Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation. |
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation."
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation.
Oh holy Jesus "
In a life time full of public embarrassment this one was right up there 🙈 |
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"I just dropped a blob of jelly down my cleavage and had to fish it out. It was exceptionally unpleasant.
What ridiculous thing has happened to you recently which made you go eurgh? And no, messages and/or pics or here don’t count
Mrs TMN x
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Was this at a restaurant? |
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Have a constant battle with my fridge, I take care to put things in it so it's neat and accessible but every fuckety friggin time I open the muthafuckin door fuckin stuff flies out at me, the last was a brand new whole tub of double cream all over the damn floor.
Deserts, fruit ,sandwiches, drinks.
It's like there's a gremlin waiting in there to chuck stuff at me. |
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Attempted to eat a five guys burger in front of someone cute from here.
Dropped half of it down my gym bra. Now it's got a weird fluorescent yellow mustard stain that I can't get out.
You can't take the LASS out of Class. |
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"I just dropped a blob of jelly down my cleavage and had to fish it out. It was exceptionally unpleasant.
What ridiculous thing has happened to you recently which made you go eurgh? And no, messages and/or pics or here don’t count
Mrs TMN x
Was this at a restaurant? "
Thankfully not! |
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"Have a constant battle with my fridge, I take care to put things in it so it's neat and accessible but every fuckety friggin time I open the muthafuckin door fuckin stuff flies out at me, the last was a brand new whole tub of double cream all over the damn floor.
Deserts, fruit ,sandwiches, drinks.
It's like there's a gremlin waiting in there to chuck stuff at me."
Maybe it’s possessed. |
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"Attempted to eat a five guys burger in front of someone cute from here.
Dropped half of it down my gym bra. Now it's got a weird fluorescent yellow mustard stain that I can't get out.
You can't take the LASS out of Class. "
Stupid mustard. Booooooooo |
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation."
Jesus.
I had palpitations reading that. That sounds like a stress dream! 🙃 |
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I'm a dentist and one of my patients asked me to take a picture of her teeth before and after the procedure.
As she passed me her phone this video started playing of a guy masturbating whilst wearing womens clothes.....
(Kidding not an eurgh moment, but it did made me chuckle - soz Trixie) |
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation.
Jesus.
I had palpitations reading that. That sounds like a stress dream! 🙃"
It is going to haunt me forever 🙈 I genuinely don’t know if it is better to now ask my cub to drop me off/collect me from future appointments so they can see he’s real or if I should just quit my life here, change my name and move overseas |
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"I'm a dentist and one of my patients asked me to take a picture of her teeth before and after the procedure.
As she passed me her phone this video started playing of a guy masturbating whilst wearing womens clothes.....
(Kidding not an eurgh moment, but it did made me chuckle - soz Trixie)"
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *aizyWoman 1 week ago
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation.
Jesus.
I had palpitations reading that. That sounds like a stress dream! 🙃
It is going to haunt me forever 🙈 I genuinely don’t know if it is better to now ask my cub to drop me off/collect me from future appointments so they can see he’s real or if I should just quit my life here, change my name and move overseas"
If it was me I would go with option two.   |
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"Talking with my dentist, I handed her my phone so she could get a before and after photo of my teeth.
Somehow she managed to start a video playing of my cub (visibly significantly younger than me) wanking his 9inch dick while wearing women’s underwear and a dog lead.
Consumed by horror, I leapt up and grabbed the phone from her, closing the screen, and - worried she might think I watch porn - I shouted “I know him, he’s real!” Which is anything made things worse. She said “it’s ok, he’s showing you his body, it’s nice he wants you to see” 🙈🙈🙈
I then had to sit through the rest of the appointment absolutly mortified with filled with humiliation.
Jesus.
I had palpitations reading that. That sounds like a stress dream! 🙃
It is going to haunt me forever 🙈 I genuinely don’t know if it is better to now ask my cub to drop me off/collect me from future appointments so they can see he’s real or if I should just quit my life here, change my name and move overseas"
Option 2.
Change your name. Start a new life. Come back in a few years and try again! |
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"Attempted to eat a five guys burger in front of someone cute from here.
Dropped half of it down my gym bra. Now it's got a weird fluorescent yellow mustard stain that I can't get out.
You can't take the LASS out of Class. "
Get a spray called elbow grease I swear by it it take all stains out x |
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By *istalloverCouple 1 week ago
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Whilst strimming a garden
I managed to strim a slow worm.
Unfortunately it died but the way it landed on my face made me an ideal candidate for a Freddie Mercury lookalike |
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