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By *lowupdollTV/TS 1 week ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"Depends on the hotel.
Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.
Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.
Oh that’s gruesome … "
Yes you’re right. Sorry.
Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill. |
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"Depends on the hotel.
Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.
Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.
Oh that’s gruesome …
Yes you’re right. Sorry.
Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill. "
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By *bi HaiveMan 1 week ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.
You could also stick your ear against the wall and imagine that the muffled groaning sounds you hear are a young couple having passionate sex, instead of really being a couple of pensioners arguing about who used all the little milk sachets and why the TV remote doesn't work properly. 🤷♂️ |
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"Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.
You could also stick your ear against the wall and imagine that the muffled groaning sounds you hear are a young couple having passionate sex, instead of really being a couple of pensioners arguing about who used all the little milk sachets and why the TV remote doesn't work properly. 🤷♂️"
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Wank into the bedside bible.
Next time someone is in that room and decides to turn to god for inspiration, they’ll find the pages all stuck together and decide to have a wank instead of god-bothering. This will solve all of their problems and give god the night off. |
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