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By (user no longer on site) OP 47 weeks ago

Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?

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By *hortieWoman 47 weeks ago

Northampton

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

In the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished.

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By *ude LawMan 47 weeks ago

Harrogate

I stayed there once.

It was wank.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?

In the bar? "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wear the wee shower cap at a jaunty angle.

Use the contents of the free shampoo and shower gels as lube.

Read the Gideon’s bible at the same time.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 47 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

Left hand?

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By *hunky GentMan 47 weeks ago

Bedford

Call room service

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By *emptme1993Man 47 weeks ago

manchester

In the cuck chair

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 47 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Trying to think of ways to wank in a hotel that isn’t the same as at home.

Any ideas?"

In the lift ?

Just by reception?

Make sure no children around what ever you do

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By *oeevMan 47 weeks ago

Worthing

Invite someone else to join you?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Wanking now but at home

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 47 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet."

Oh that’s gruesome …

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 47 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Wanking now but at home"

Take your self to a hotel and see if it’s different …!

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By *oeBeansMan 47 weeks ago

Derby

Have a danger wank while calling for room service

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

Oh that’s gruesome … "

Yes you’re right. Sorry.

Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

You could think about how many people have jizzed where you're about to sleep.

If that's your thing.

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By *amie HantsWoman 47 weeks ago

Mariana Trench

"Depends on the hotel.

Nice hotel? Send yourself a bill for the wank.

Travelodge? See if you can hit the blood stains on the carpet.

Oh that’s gruesome …

Yes you’re right. Sorry.

Nice hotel. Invoice. Not bill. "

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By *oungSoloMan 47 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Have you tried asking the receptionist to knock at a random time so you feel the thrill of almost getting caught?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 47 weeks ago

North West

"Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

You can do that at home too! 😈🦖🦕

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By *verageHoesCouple 47 weeks ago

Bessacarr

"Cram yourself into the gap under the desk and pretend there's dinosaurs outside so you have to be really quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Empty those little milk pots they leave in the room…

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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.

You could also stick your ear against the wall and imagine that the muffled groaning sounds you hear are a young couple having passionate sex, instead of really being a couple of pensioners arguing about who used all the little milk sachets and why the TV remote doesn't work properly. 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

Haha now that’s funny x

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By *ideshaft1971Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

Great answer

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By *ideshaft1971Man 47 weeks ago

Midlands

"Get a UV black light torch and see how stained the carpet and walls already are.

PMSL

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By *edhead63Man 47 weeks ago

Basildon

Lay on your arm till it goes Numb, then have a wank with your numb hand it will feel like someone else is giving you a wank!

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By *TogMan 47 weeks ago

SE London

Left hand? "

Ha, or sit on your hand until it's numb then pretend it's someone else's hand.

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By *vaRoseWoman 47 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Hang the ready to be cleaned sign on your knob when you've finished."

🤣

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By *TogMan 47 weeks ago

SE London

Ha, snap!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

On the floor? On a door? On a book from days of yore?

In the bed? On your head? Thinking Flanders comma Ned?

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Jam the old boy in the trouser press

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"On the floor? On a door? On a book from days of yore?

In the bed? On your head? Thinking Flanders comma Ned?

Mr TMN"

Just bigging up my husband here 👏👏

Mrs TMN x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Central

Enlist the company of all those who post in the multitude of posts for wank groups but nobody can ever accommodate - you will be their saviour ⭐

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By *obajxMan 47 weeks ago

Cheshire

Wait until dusk. Turn on all the lights. Open the curtains and stand in front of the window

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman 47 weeks ago

B & M Bargains

Review yourself afterwards on Trip Advisor.

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By *unGuy4U1978Man 47 weeks ago

near you

Wank into the bedside bible.

Next time someone is in that room and decides to turn to god for inspiration, they’ll find the pages all stuck together and decide to have a wank instead of god-bothering. This will solve all of their problems and give god the night off.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 47 weeks ago

Reading

"Wear the wee shower cap at a jaunty angle.

Use the contents of the free shampoo and shower gels as lube.

Read the Gideon’s bible at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Are hotel wanks better than home.wanks or somethin 👀

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By *inchwillyMan 47 weeks ago

Hemel Hempstead

I was completely naked when the cleaner came in x

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By *ingh89Man 47 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I was completely naked when the cleaner came in x"

Did she give you some assistance?

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By *iking 777Man 37 weeks ago

Wick

Looks like will have to be as no fun to be found

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By *rPembertonMan 37 weeks ago

Haslingden

Had many a wank in a hotel room when working away. Especially listening to the moans of someone inevitably fucking in another room. Also arranging phone sex or watching the cams