Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
If so, what did you do, if anything |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
If so, what did you do, if anything "
I'm fucking! Who cares what they're doing! 😃 |
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
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Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ? |
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ?"
Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ?
Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol"
I quite like making a man squeak  |
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ?
Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol
I quite like making a man squeak "
I’m with this, make me squeak 🤭🤣 x |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
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"To answer your question do you mean like a performative moaning, like they’ve seen porn and decided that must be what everyone wants ?
Yeah that kinda thing "
Yeah that would put me off entirely. I want genuine authenticity in their pleasure not some performance for pornhub |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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"Have you ever been fucking someone and thought the feedback you were getting (the sounds they make etc) was just too fake. I don’t mean a fake orgasm, but while things are “humming along”.
Do you mean like when an inflatable doll squeaks a bit as you rub against it ?
Do your sexual partners usually squeak line an inflatable doll? lol
I quite like making a man squeak "
We have a duck ball gag.
That squeaks. 🤷♂️🐤 |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
I adore when a guy is fucking me in a way that makes me noisy. I also adore being relatively pretty damn quiet.. having them on top fucking me (pick your hole) and I pull their head down so my mouth is right next to their ear as I whisper to fuck me harder... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds.
If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag "
I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂 |
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I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds.
If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag
I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂"
Perhaps what they wanted to say was “it was like shagging a dead body” but as they worked in a funeral home, thought better of it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds.
If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag
I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂
Perhaps what they wanted to say was “it was like shagging a dead body” but as they worked in a funeral home, thought better of it. "
Possibly a greengrocer then......🤷♂️ |
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I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds.
If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag "
In my experience there’s never a squeaky duck toy around when you need one 🤣 |
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I experienced total silence once in my younger days. Was literally like shaggin a bag of spuds.
If only you had provided a squeaky duck ball gag
I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was? The phrase must have originated somewhere, surely? 🤷♂️😂"
It's an Irish thing.
More pleasant than saying it was like fucking a corpse.
As it just lay in the corner like a bag of spuds. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ?
King Edward ?"
Probably not David Coleman.
He wasn't royalty.
He was just a common tater.......
*I'll get my coat. 🤦♂️😬 |
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I always wonder who the person who once shagged a bag of spuds was ?
King Edward ?
Probably not David Coleman.
He wasn't royalty.
He was just a common tater.......
*I'll get my coat. 🤦♂️😬"
If you had said “jacket” that would have been the icing on the cake 🤣 |
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