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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North

……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

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By *weetiepie99Woman 4 weeks ago

cardiff

Yes please but lick it clean first

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Yes please but lick it clean first"

Not a chance, my fingernails have got dirt under them

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By *weetiepie99Woman 4 weeks ago

cardiff


"Yes please but lick it clean first

Not a chance, my fingernails have got dirt under them "

OK, lick it clean after

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Yes please but lick it clean first

Not a chance, my fingernails have got dirt under them

OK, lick it clean after"

Not a chance. I like to smell them the morning after

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By *Clem-Fandango-Woman 4 weeks ago

Yarm


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy "

The spirits are telling me...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 4 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Will it be under the moon of love

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy "

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago

Northampton

Nah.

An offer of a Picnic bar out the freezer tho, might tempt me.

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

The spirits are telling me... "

Spirits fading, spirits fading

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Will it be under the moon of love"

You’re showing your age now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

More like in the bushes of love!

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me "

Only if I can put it in your moon

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Nah.

An offer of a Picnic bar out the freezer tho, might tempt me."

How about a picnic bar up your bum?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon "

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

As its you go on then

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By *entlemanJay39Man 4 weeks ago

Northampton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy "

The name of your new sex tape?

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please "

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"As its you go on then "

Not after last time

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

The name of your new sex tape?"

Tape! Tape! CD thank you very much

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"As its you go on then

Not after last time "

Shush ffs 🤫

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By *entlemanJay39Man 4 weeks ago

Northampton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

The name of your new sex tape?

Tape! Tape! CD thank you very much "

Not a DVD?

You just like to listen to the sound of bum penetration on the rise to work in the mornings 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring "

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"As its you go on then

Not after last time

Shush ffs 🤫"

What goes on in ‘finger up the bum party’ stays ‘finger up the bum party’

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By *sStephenPickleMan 4 weeks ago

Ends

Best thread in months

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

The name of your new sex tape?

Tape! Tape! CD thank you very much

Not a DVD?

You just like to listen to the sound of bum penetration on the rise to work in the mornings 🤣🤣"

Or balls slapping against your ass cheeks

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there "

Definitely up your ring

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Best thread in months"

DUDE, YOU’VE JUST WON ME A TENNER 😂😂😂😂

Thank you 🍆🍆💦💦

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in "

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

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By *sStephenPickleMan 4 weeks ago

Ends


"Best thread in months

DUDE, YOU’VE JUST WON ME A TENNER 😂😂😂😂

Thank you 🍆🍆💦💦"

It sounds disingenuous but I’m actually being serious.

You’re welcome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 4 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"As its you go on then

Not after last time

Shush ffs 🤫

What goes on in ‘finger up the bum party’ stays ‘finger up the bum party’ "

That's why I got no veri !! Wounded 😭😆

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF "

Ah u cutie you 😘

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By *obilebottomMan 4 weeks ago

All over

Depends on the length and girth of the finger

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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Nah.

An offer of a Picnic bar out the freezer tho, might tempt me.

How about a picnic bar up your bum? "

That's not out the freezer. I'm gonna have to get you shown out of town by the riot police for that.

Jesus, you failed that one simple task.

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By *eardedguy83Man 4 weeks ago

Worcestershire

A finger of fudge?

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Best thread in months

DUDE, YOU’VE JUST WON ME A TENNER 😂😂😂😂

Thank you 🍆🍆💦💦

It sounds disingenuous but I’m actually being serious.

You’re welcome "

Have a month to celebrate dude 👍

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"As its you go on then

Not after last time

Shush ffs 🤫

What goes on in ‘finger up the bum party’ stays ‘finger up the bum party’

That's why I got no veri !! Wounded 😭😆"

I’m a dentist and had to shut my clinic until my fingers were ‘Ok again’

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘"

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Depends on the length and girth of the finger "

This is my kind of person 💪💪💪

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"Nah.

An offer of a Picnic bar out the freezer tho, might tempt me.

How about a picnic bar up your bum?

That's not out the freezer. I'm gonna have to get you shown out of town by the riot police for that.

Jesus, you failed that one simple task."

It’s not my fault you’ve got a smudged chocolate star fish

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 4 weeks ago

Southport

Have you seen the size of my hands though

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦"

I hope its the little finger we should have agreed terms before hand ... damn

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By *abs Big BangersWoman 4 weeks ago

Cotswolds

I'll take two fingers and a bag of chips for the walk home after.

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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago

Northampton


"Nah.

An offer of a Picnic bar out the freezer tho, might tempt me.

How about a picnic bar up your bum?

That's not out the freezer. I'm gonna have to get you shown out of town by the riot police for that.

Jesus, you failed that one simple task.

It’s not my fault you’ve got a smudged chocolate star fish "

It was like that when I got here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 4 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy "

shakka khan xx

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦

I hope its the little finger we should have agreed terms before hand ... damn "

Yes. It’s got 6 knuckles though

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦

I hope its the little finger we should have agreed terms before hand ... damn

Yes. It’s got 6 knuckles though "

Right will you just hurry up please

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By *exy Rexy OP   Man 4 weeks ago

Up North


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦

I hope its the little finger we should have agreed terms before hand ... damn

Yes. It’s got 6 knuckles though

Right will you just hurry up please "

My 1986 Capri only has 4 gears, however I have unique skills

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"……. a finger up the bum?

Namaste and showaddywaddy

Under the moon of love? Then its a yes from me

Only if I can put it in your moon

Half moon? And its a deal and only if you sing it to me during.

Thank you please

I will sing Queen ‘Don’t stop me now’ whilst entering your brown ring

Boney m would have fit perfectly there

Definitely up your ring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get in

It’s oiled and ready whilst it’s you. Normally it’s dry AF

Ah u cutie you 😘

I’ll be round in 1/2hr 🍆🍆💦💦

I hope its the little finger we should have agreed terms before hand ... damn

Yes. It’s got 6 knuckles though

Right will you just hurry up please

My 1986 Capri only has 4 gears, however I have unique skills "

Cut a hole in the bottom and do a fred flinstone ... you promised me a finger up the bum and im waiting 🤣

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By *5NyorksMan 4 weeks ago

.......

Ooo count me in for a fingering lol

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By *omeones GrumpMan 4 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Prefer a strap on

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