I’ve never had a comment on here that’s made me howl quite so hard, the word plumage in reference to a dick is hilarious and I don’t even know if I know why

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

"To look at, 6 to 7 inches. Smooth, non pierced and curved"

Let me check my stock, I may just have what you’re looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very clean one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"To look at, 6 to 7 inches. Smooth, non pierced and curved

Let me check my stock, I may just have what you’re looking for

"
you do as well

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By *exy RexyMan over a year ago

Up North

I’ve got 12 inches, everyone else thinks it smells like a foot

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By *mmaleiaWoman over a year ago

Trowbridge

6” by 6” *chefs kiss*

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

"To look at, 6 to 7 inches. Smooth, non pierced and curved

Let me check my stock, I may just have what you’re looking for

you do as well

Another satisfied customer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm flexible and like it to look good. Size and my taste varies

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By *heating male185Man 52 weeks ago

Bolton

Have a look at mine and tell me

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 52 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Mine. I wouldn’t want anyone else’s

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By *oingMan 52 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

I’m rather attached to mine

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By *hite-THUNDERMan 52 weeks ago

Stockton

ive only ever had the pleasure of mine lol.

fits in my hand, fits in my pants and works a treat

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By *tsallreal11Man 52 weeks ago

wherever you want

Mine

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By *nnandElleCouple 52 weeks ago

Brackley

Mine if it were about 20% bigger in both length and girth

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By *uvs2snogMan 52 weeks ago

Now living in Spain

One with a mischievous side - it stands to attention when needed and occasionally when not needed….

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Very happy with mine but in a few years would swap for a younger version of mine

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

I’ve got what I’ve got.

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By *vaRoseWoman 52 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

The one attached to the man I’m fucking

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By *moothdickMan 52 weeks ago

stoke

I’m happy with mine, just a shame at the mo, there’s no lady who finds it attractive and wants it, lol

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

My Wife had three men before me, all Chinese...

ALL way smaller than me...

She is very happy, she cums within ten seconds if she wants.

She says I hit her spot every time!

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan 52 weeks ago

Nearby

"What is everyone’s perfect cock?"
mine is perfect because it's mine. Apparently the curve and girth are quite popular too

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By *hirleystockingsTV/TS 52 weeks ago

kendal

The perfect cock to me is veiny with a big mushroom head girthy and about 7 inch. Gorgeous

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By *hesubtlegentMan 52 weeks ago

surrey

Have been told on numerous occasions I have a very nice cock… I’d like to think they think that of me as well 😊

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By *bccreamMan 52 weeks ago

Lichfield

Mine is long veiny and a big head

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By *eborah69Woman 52 weeks ago

pudsey

I'll let you know when I find it

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 52 weeks ago

Glos

"What is everyone’s perfect cock?"

My perfect cock is the one attached to my partner. It’s just perfect for me.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Mine.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 52 weeks ago

Castlebar

If im attracted to the man then I'm attracted to his cock. So long as its pleased to see me 😊😋💦

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

The perfect cock doesn't exist what one person likes another doesn't......all that said however mines perfect

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Brown, cut and thick - you might say like a Hovis loaf lol (other brands of bread are available)

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By *otsowickedCouple 52 weeks ago

Galway

My partners cock is perfect for me 😈

Long and thick 🥵 can go for hours 😇🥵

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

The perfect cock is a state of mind

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

One that works … and doesn’t require winding up x

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By *owestoft ManMan 52 weeks ago

Lowestoft

lol Hmm some good answers lol

For the Ex, she loved them black and massive while living in Southern Africa. I can only imagine what she thought of mine, completely the opposite in all ways lol.

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