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What should you never say to a potential partner if you want them to like you....

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By *ystical fool OP Man 2 weeks ago

Leicester

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Are they stretch marks?

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By *ystical fool OP Man 2 weeks ago

Leicester

"Are they stretch marks? "

Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I prefer your mate but she's out of my league.

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By *ere4It3000Couple 2 weeks ago

Belgium

"I prefer your mate but she's out of my league. "

I’d be out in less than a minute

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

What you think they want to hear rather than the truth 💜

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

How much you like that boy band they are into just so you appear to have something in common. That might bite you in the ass when they buy you a concert ticket.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton

"Are they stretch marks? "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

"Do you like the smell of chloroform"?

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By *mmaleiaWoman 2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

""Do you like the smell of chloroform"?"

Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 2 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Pull my finger?

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By *ogerroger69Man 2 weeks ago

West Yorks

I’ve sucked loads of cock

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By *entlemanJay39Man 2 weeks ago

Northampton

Your sisters fit as fuck

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By *agic.MMan 2 weeks ago

Orpington

How much do you weigh? 🧐

Are they real? 👀

Are you a natural blonde?🤔

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By *allySlinkyWoman 2 weeks ago

Leeds

It's a good job you don't take after your mother

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By *ystical fool OP Man 2 weeks ago

Leicester

How many people have you slept with?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

""Do you like the smell of chloroform"?"

I love the smell of chloroform in the morning 🤣🤣🤣😉

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Yours is a good length but your Dad was girthier

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By *artfordBlokeMan 2 weeks ago

Dartford

You don't sweat much for a fatty

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By *issmorganWoman 2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Will one of your fit friends join us?

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By *ortySwitchMan 2 weeks ago

london

“Does your bum look big in that? Yes! Your bum looks big in everything. You have a big bum!

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By *olinOfBathMan 2 weeks ago

Corsham

I finish so fast, we can get the whole messy sex nonsense over and done with in less than a minute.

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By *hysboi123456Man 2 weeks ago

Newport /London ( work )

[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 11:57:01]

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By *olinOfBathMan 2 weeks ago

Corsham

Don't bother with the seat-belt, I know what I'm doing. The secret to driving when absolutely hammered is to keep one eye closed, foot down hard, and forget about the mirrors.

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By *hysboi123456Man 2 weeks ago

Newport /London ( work )

i have bigger tits than you lol

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By *lexm87Man 2 weeks ago

Various

In my case, apparently anything. Not a 'poor me post', more a lack of any redeeming qualities and the ever quickening slide out of people's age ranges.

Also, best to avoid music, in case the other person discloses a liking for anything rubbish.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends

I am a golden retriever boyfriend.

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By *eliWoman 2 weeks ago

"I am a golden retriever boyfriend. "

Golden retriever is good, tapeworm isn't.

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By *artorialMan 2 weeks ago

weymouth