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When we reach the age of 18 we all relieve a ceremonial ruler at which point we measure our members and thus we know forever more the precise length of our lads |
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It's not really something I'd discuss publicly nor do I think it matters. I am fascinated by how the guys with elbows in them work out the measurement though, I imagine the equation is pretty complicated. |
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By *ete hMan 4 weeks ago
Penzance |
I measured mine just out of curiosity when I was younger. A lot of people seem to have really skewed ideas about size tho (probably due to porn exaggerating things, saying a guy is about 2" longer than they really are). I'll never forget the time I was chatting to a woman on another site whose name was 'Sizequeen' and said she only liked massive dicks. So I asked her how big she thought mine was and she said 10" 🤣 |
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"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"
They think all they have to do is have a big cock. It's a shame isn't it. Bless em!  |
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"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?
They think all they have to do is have a big cock. It's a shame isn't it. Bless em! "
Nope a big hammer. 😆 🤣 😂
Just kidding 😂 |
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By *agic.MMan 4 weeks ago
Orpington |
"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"
We all measure it at some point in our lives...we were told at an early age that girls "don't want no short dick man" 👀...being the Mtv generation and all that |
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"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?
We all measure it at some point in our lives...we were told at an early age that girls "don't want no short dick man" 👀...being the Mtv generation and all that"
Dont want dont want dont want 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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I have measured my cut cock when I was younger and it’s 5 & 3/4 inches, the 3/4 was very important in my younger days. It’s average but I like it, it’s aesthetically pleasing, very straight, some say thick but I’ve seen and enjoyed thicker. Also enjoyed smaller. Mostly friends in the person at the other end. Get a big swollen head, learnt to control myself more and prefer to think of the pleasure of others. |
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"It's when they attach a photo of it with a can of lynx deodorant next to it for comparison that does me. 
Aldi own brand nowadays. I can't afford such luxuries "
Probably better than brut I received a pic with that in it 😂 |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭"
But how would you give the measurement |
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"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?"
Unless it’s measured against a can of Carling* above an open unflushed toilet then it’s a no from me.
* other beverages are available |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement "
By how many chupa chups lollies I can line up against it 🍭 |
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I used to say any man that claims he's never measured his cock was a liar or a double arm amputee. One of my sons pointed out though that if the man thinks he's got a small one he probably doesn't want to measure it and get it confirmed 🤔 |
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"Guys I get loads of messages say stuff like want my 8 incher etc seriously do you all measure them or just all say the same thing when messaging people ?
Unless it’s measured against a can of Carling* above an open unflushed toilet then it’s a no from me.
* other beverages are available "
My queen lol  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 4 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement "
How many polos they can fit |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement
How many polos they can fit "
Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭 |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement
How many polos they can fit
Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭 "
Swing ball too |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement
How many polos they can fit
Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭
Swing ball too "
Be careful which balls you're hitting. |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement
How many polos they can fit
Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭
Swing ball too "
Now THAT would be a lot of fun … mwahahahaha |
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"If I had a cock I’m not going to lie, I’d be measuring it. Just so I knew … and could then message all you thirsty ladies to let you know the scores on the doors because you all love it really 😜🍭
But how would you give the measurement
How many polos they can fit
Like a game of hoopla?! 🍭
Swing ball too
Now THAT would be a lot of fun … mwahahahaha"
You know it |
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