FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Are you in or out?
Are you in or out?
Jump to: Newest in thread
"I choose my leg hair and facial hair. Thanking you.
You can take that risk, but the laws of random might choose your eye lids 😐"
Oh yes you said random 🤦. Darn it.
out unless I can find a way to pay £499 per day on a sort if loan agreement |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *enk15 OP Man 5 days ago
Evesham |
"Found a hack 😁 I'll live off the interest 🤣😂 transfer in next three/four working days 😝"
Spending over £500 from any interest accrued also incurs the 1mm penalty...
...This rises to 3mm for trying to cheat the system  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *enk15 OP Man 5 days ago
Evesham |
"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500
Per purchase.
New house for £1m = 1mm
Handbag for £501 = 1mm
On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-
The mm won’t matter at that point "
It will not!
But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’ve definitely found a loop hole, first thing I’d by is an 8 inch peonies extension then I don’t mind loosing a mm or 2 😂
What about the rest of your body? "
I don’t live an extravagant life style so one mm here and there won’t hurt, plus the house I’d get would be already furnished so it’s only 1 purchase on my part. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500
Per purchase.
New house for £1m = 1mm
Handbag for £501 = 1mm
On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-
The mm won’t matter at that point
It will not!
But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast "
All inclusive deal, monthly DD £499 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *enk15 OP Man 5 days ago
Evesham |
"Is it 1mm per purchase over £500 or per £500
Per purchase.
New house for £1m = 1mm
Handbag for £501 = 1mm
On in that case I’m in -buys 9mil super yacht-
The mm won’t matter at that point
It will not!
But you will lost 1mm for each mooring fee/fuel/crew/insurance/maintenance & repairs.... you might get very small, very fast
All inclusive deal, monthly DD £499 "
My boss used to have a yacht... for £499 a month you may have to consider downgrading to a canal boat |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You can have £10m tax free!!
But every time you make a single purchase over £500 a random body part shrinks by 1mm.
Are you in or out?"
You'd just make one purchase that's worth £10 million pounds, then everything is sorted!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *enk15 OP Man 5 days ago
Evesham |
"You can have £10m tax free!!
But every time you make a single purchase over £500 a random body part shrinks by 1mm.
Are you in or out?
You'd just make one purchase that's worth £10 million pounds, then everything is sorted!
"
What you buying for £10m? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
In!
I would but government bonds at 5% interest, which would generate £500,000.
I would then use that money earned from the interest to buy things, rather than the £10m thus eliminating the 1mm loss per transaction! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Found a hack 😁 I'll live off the interest 🤣😂 transfer in next three/four working days 😝
Spending over £500 from any interest accrued also incurs the 1mm penalty...
...This rises to 3mm for trying to cheat the system "
😝 But if I return it or even gamble it I'm a winner 😜 ahead of you 😂 I read the small print |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *enk15 OP Man 5 days ago
Evesham |
"In!
I would but government bonds at 5% interest, which would generate £500,000.
I would then use that money earned from the interest to buy things, rather than the £10m thus eliminating the 1mm loss per transaction! "
I asked the powers that be and any money earned from the original £10m also incurs the 1mm loss. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 5 days ago
|
"I’m 5’6” with a below average penis. I can’t afford to lose a mm anywhere.
Do you have exceptionally long toes that could do with a trim?"
I have long arse hair. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
or is their no loophole?