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"There's a fab cafe in Manchester " There is. Used to be one in Leeds too. Loved that place! | |||
"Knock us out some baby Guinness' for everyone fella. Messy night, why not? 🤓" No one will be getting knocked out tonight Sir. This is a respectable establishment. 6 baby Guinness’s coming up! | |||
"Knock us out some baby Guinness' for everyone fella. Messy night, why not? 🤓 No one will be getting knocked out tonight Sir. This is a respectable establishment. 6 baby Guinness’s coming up! " Top lad 🤓 | |||
"There's a fab cafe in Manchester Cider please " Certainly sir. A pear cider coming up! | |||
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"Rum and please" Excellent choice sir. We have lambs Navy rum with Rola Cola. £12.80 | |||
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"pina colada please with a brolley cherry n pineapple mmmmmm" Certainly madam. One pina colada, golf brolley with a cherry on top. On the house. | |||
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"ooops greedy girl" Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off. | |||
"JD honey on the rocks please bartender "A man of fine taste. Coming up sir. £ 12.50 | |||
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"A Slippery nipple please 😁" Sambuca, Baileys and a dash of grenadine. All down your top as requested sir. £4 | |||
"A Slippery nipple please 😁 Sambuca, Baileys and a dash of grenadine. All down your top as requested sir. £4" 👍 | |||
"ooops greedy girl Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off. " my apologies, 1 sniff and I'm gone lol | |||
"Nice, cold (large) Chardonnay for me please. Donna x" Excellent choice madam Donna. Our Chardonnay has been specially imported from Burgundy. | |||
"Nice, cold (large) Chardonnay for me please. Donna x Excellent choice madam Donna. Our Chardonnay has been specially imported from Burgundy. " Perfect 😘 | |||
"Pornstar martini please x" A woman of the finest taste Madam. Coming up. £26.30 | |||
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"Hot chocolate and cream " Of course sir. Our chocolate is Swiss and our cream is from Guernsey. Enjoy | |||
"ooops greedy girl Sorry madam. You’ve clearly had too many pins coladas. Security will have to take you in the cellar to cool off. my apologies, 1 sniff and I'm gone lol " Please madam. Definitely no sniffing allowed. We will lose out lickher license if 5-0 get wind of this! | |||
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"Pitcher of mojito for me please. Stick it on their 👇 tab please. " Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab. | |||
"Pitcher of mojito for me please. Stick it on their 👇 tab please. Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab. " Sir??? Well, fuck this pub... I'm off to the Gay Bar. Biyatch. *Sashays out the door clicking my fingers and whining all the way*. | |||
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"A cheeky pint of Guinness to start with please " Full of iron madam. Cheeky guineas coming up. £5.20 | |||
"Pornstar martini please x A woman of the finest taste Madam. Coming up. £26.30" Thank you x | |||
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"Pitcher of mojito for me please. Stick it on their 👇 tab please. Of course sir. Excellent choice. Why have a glass when there’s pitchers available. £77.77 on their tab. Sir??? Well, fuck this pub... I'm off to the Gay Bar. Biyatch. *Sashays out the door clicking my fingers and whining all the way*. " Apologies madam. I’ve not got my contacts in. Have a Lynchburg lemonade on the house. | |||
"Hot chocolate please Barman. " Popular choice madam. Made with the finest Swiss chocolate known to beast. | |||
"Tea with two sugars please " Of course ma’am. We only serve the finest Yorkhire tea here. | |||
"Just a nice cool shandy for me please "Great choice madam. Our shandy is from the deepest darkest part of Peru so you know it’s good. | |||
"Another round of baby Guinness fella 👍" 17 more baby goodness coming up! £111.11 please | |||
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"Rum and please Excellent choice sir. We have lambs Navy rum with Rola Cola. £12.80" 🤣 London prices mate. Rola cola? Thought this was a class establishment | |||
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"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double "Slim line or full fat ? Xx | |||
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"Hot chocolate please Barman. Popular choice madam. Made with the finest Swiss chocolate known to beast. " Thank you sweetie. | |||
"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx"Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better | |||
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"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx
Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better "Lots of ice or just a little ? | |||
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"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx
Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better
Lots of ice or just a little ? "Big glass, loads of ice | |||
"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx
Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better
Lots of ice or just a little ?
Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx
Big glass, loads of ice " | |||
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"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx
Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better
Lots of ice or just a little ?
Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx
Big glass, loads of ice "‘Ginstant delivery’ | |||
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"A G&T for me please. Best make it a double
Slim line or full fat ? Xx
Slim line, i’m convinced it tastes better
Lots of ice or just a little ?
Grabbing my keys, will deliver it in a min xx
Big glass, loads of ice
‘Ginstant delivery’ "Ginstant delivery: because waiting for gin is a sin! | |||
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"Glass of mount gay rum pls with some cashew nut … excellent combo Thank you OP! draw up a chair and look at the stars I" Mount Gay is a great rum | |||
