Morning Hard-ons

By *iddlesticks OP Man 2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning and don’t call me a hard-on.

I assume hard-on should be hyphenated.

🥸

By *ife NinjaMan 2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Never waste one at my age 🤭🤓

By *arlo56Man 2 weeks ago

Newcastle

Everytime I need the toilet during the night I wake up with a hard on.

Which is a pain if you are trying to have a piss lol.

By *sWyldWoman 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Oh how I miss waking up to someone like that.

By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

I agree I think it should have a - between the words

By *ife NinjaMan 2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Oh how I miss waking up to someone like that. "

I'm sure you'd have a queue a mile long if you wanted 🔥🤓

By *dam1971Man 2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Oh how I miss waking up to someone like that. "

They would definitely be next to you, it’s not as if they could roll out of bed

By *lessandra_BWoman 2 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"Oh how I miss waking up to someone like that. "

Same. It's amazing how much you can miss being woken up, on a Sunday morning, by a hard-on prodding you in the back 😊

By *erald 1999Man 2 weeks ago

carmarthen

Glad im still showing morning glory 😀

By *ager 2 PleaseMan 2 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Every morning, wake with morning wood. Weekends are great, as I get to lie there stroking all morning