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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago
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Bird: Rhea
Mammal: Coati
Fish: not sure chased would be the right word but night dives often meant being followed by lion fish hunting for things attracted to the torch
Insect: a very angry hornet |
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over a year ago
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"Besides a dog (if you have) been...
What's the most random animal you have been chased by??"
A cow. SEveryone worries about bulls but they just charge in a rage. A cow will lock onto you and won't stop until they get you.
Anyway, enough about my ex.. 😜
Legit was chased with a cow and it was terrifying! |
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A cockerel, we had chickens for years but for some reason that bloody bird hated me. It would come rushing at me then lift both its feet trying to get with it's claws.
It was fine with my partner but if I went through the gate it went for me every time. |
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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in the middle not the..... |
"Years ago..
A 3 legged billy goat we had.
Angry bugger.
Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long. 
And an Iguana. "
Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂 |
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"Years ago..
A 3 legged billy goat we had.
Angry bugger.
Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.
And an Iguana.
Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂"
Yep. Mating displays were the worst. Peeing all over himself and flicking his tongue out. Then getting annoyed and chasing everyone.
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OK so, forgive me for this but I right hooked a goat at beamish museum. I worked there and cared for ponies and goats as part of the job. I'll call the goat Madras as she was hot headed. I was late to feed on a busy day and as I arrived to the field she was agitated and jumped at the fence to butt me. It was a reflex reaction, as I moved back, I hit her in the side of her head.
Our eyes met, she snorted and backed off.
We were firm friends after but not my proudest moment. |
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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago
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"OK so, forgive me for this but I right hooked a goat at beamish museum. I worked there and cared for ponies and goats as part of the job. I'll call the goat Madras as she was hot headed. I was late to feed on a busy day and as I arrived to the field she was agitated and jumped at the fence to butt me. It was a reflex reaction, as I moved back, I hit her in the side of her head.
Our eyes met, she snorted and backed off.
We were firm friends after but not my proudest moment. "
😂😂😂 |
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2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.
Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.
The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.
Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....
Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous  |
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"Besides a dog (if you have) been...
What's the most random animal you have been chased by??"
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Don't laugh....but...A Feral Chicken.
And it was terrifying, because I've read about the spurs on Roosters and how they can kill humans. |
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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in the middle not the..... |
"Years ago..
A 3 legged billy goat we had.
Angry bugger.
Why we wasted the money to save him when all he did was ram us all day long.
And an Iguana.
Oh man that brings back memories of seeing my friend getting yeeted on a visit to a local farm 😂😂
Yep. Mating displays were the worst. Peeing all over himself and flicking his tongue out. Then getting annoyed and chasing everyone.
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Sounds like some people on here 🤔 😂😂 |
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"2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.
Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.
The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.
Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....
Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous "
🤣🤣🤣 But necessary, thank you for putting yourself in hams way  |
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"2 swans last week, chased me round the farm yard.
Cow this morning chased me round the cow shed for some random reason.
The bull in the field, which I put him in, but forgot he was in there 3 hours later.
Horse, I wanted to ride it, it had other ideas, tried to bite me....
Basically what im getting at is, farms are dangerous
🤣🤣🤣 But necessary, thank you for putting yourself in hams way "
If i knew feeding the nation was more dangerous then being in the army, I wouldnt have done this job haha... yet I strangely love it |
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