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We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads".
And so we should!
Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes.
Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are.
Or just tell me something/anything
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"Yeah! Anyone wake up and have their shoulder or knee randomly hurt? 👀
Or every time I get up from sitting down a different part of my body seems to crack. "
That noise we make when we stand up, like that prolonged groan of effort. |
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads".
And so we should!
Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes.
Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are.
Or just tell me something/anything
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Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? |
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads".
And so we should!
Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes.
Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are.
Or just tell me something/anything
Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab? "
Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead? |
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"I have to scroll like the generation game to find my birth year now "
It gets worse when you realise people born in 2007 are 18 this year... I still think people born after 2000 are under 18s still 😂 |
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Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha |
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The body pain is a strange one.
I have it. My back hurts, my knees hurt, my shoulder's goosed.
Yet I feel like I can't complain about it because I'm not actually old and it's insensitive to older people.
Yet to people younger than me I've gone past 30 so I'm decrepit and knackered but I still feel young in my head and like I should be able to go toe to toe with those guys.
It's a tough life being a floater. 🙄😕 |
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"I have to scroll like the generation game to find my birth year now
It gets worse when you realise people born in 2007 are 18 this year... I still think people born after 2000 are under 18s still 😂"
Omg noooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Eyesight
I’ve always been lucky to have very good eyesight and never needed glasses. Until about 2 years ago when I gave in bought some reading glasses as I was starting to struggle reading finer print.
I now have to wear them to read pretty anything close up 🙄😳 |
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha "
I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭 |
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads".
And so we should!
Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes.
Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are.
Or just tell me something/anything
Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab?
Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead?"
Dead hand gang  |
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"We have lots of "younger and older/over 50's threads".
And so we should!
Weres all my fellow middle aged friends at, the peeps who sit somewhere in the middle " the floaters of fab" 🤣 jokes.
Lets congregate and talk about shitty middle aged subjects 🤣 whatever they are.
Or just tell me something/anything
Does this make us the Inbetweeners of Fab?
Yeah is that why u sent me that video of you sitting on your hand to make it dead?
Dead hand gang "
Challenging but fullfilling i bet 🤣 |
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha
I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭"
I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it |
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha
I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭
I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it "
I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣 |
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha
I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭
I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it
I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣"
But my cocks tiny in its flaccid state, I only want you to see it when hard haha |
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"I go out for brunch at 12pm and im home by 10 in my pjs .. gone are the days of out two nights on the bounce ... so upsetting "
Was just about to say, 10pm used to be the start of a night out. Now 10pm is a late night |
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"Not sure if 41 which I think I am (can’t be bothered to wotk it out) is middle age or old
I know I fucking feel old ha
Right hip hurts
Right shoulder hurts
Left hand hurts and fingers keep locking in position
Nearly piss self sometimes on way to toilet
Otherwise life is good haha
I heard tena ladies invisible are quite good 🤭🤭
I want one of those condom things that go on the tiddler and there’s a bag strapped to the leg with a tap on to empty it
I can always catheterise you if youd like? It wont hurt ill go gentle 🤣
But my cocks tiny in its flaccid state, I only want you to see it when hard haha "
So picky honestly! 🤣 |
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep.
Oh this is the worst need a weeks annual leave now for 1 night out "
We drove home from a clup play night out and got home at 4. I had a full nights sleep length “nap” then slept all night and was still tired! |
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"One night out meaning 7 days recovery. 2 days for the hangover and 5 to catch up on the lost sleep. "
Haha this why I don’t go out much anymore, day after is a complete write off lying on cooch all day drifting in and out of sleep then tiredness and depression for the next week |
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"I go out for brunch at 12pm and im home by 10 in my pjs .. gone are the days of out two nights on the bounce ... so upsetting
Was just about to say, 10pm used to be the start of a night out. Now 10pm is a late night "
I drove home from a club at 3am the other week, it felt so exciting and dangerous, the sky was starting to lighten and the birds were starting to sing. It was great until I realised that it was too bloody light to get to sleep and the birds were singing too loudly. It took 2 days to recover! |
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo.
That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂"
Id pop your bubble wrap 😘 |
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo.
That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂
Id pop your bubble wrap 😘"
Ooft taxi to Thickthighs house please! 🚕💨 |
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"Netflix and chill actually sounds like a really good idea, I’ve got loads on my watch list."
Til you wake up and its asking if you are still watching and realise you've slept through 5 episodes 😂😂 |
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo.
That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂"
Aargh! The danger sneeze! And bloody chin whiskers 😭 |
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"In at the point where im frightened to sneeze in case I either a) pull a muscle b)have to rush to the loo.
That and sounding like someone is popping bubble wrap whenever I get up 😂😂
Aargh! The danger sneeze! And bloody chin whiskers 😭"
Pcos...those chin whiskers blend in with the rest of the beard 😂😂 |
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"I watch Netflix etc with the subtitles on 🤦♀️
But then I’ll need to find my glasses to read them 😆"
I do wonder why we can’t input our glasses prescription into our tech and it adjusts the screen accordingly. That way I don’t have to remember that my glasses are on my head. 👓 |
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"I watch Netflix etc with the subtitles on 🤦♀️
But then I’ll need to find my glasses to read them 😆
I do wonder why we can’t input our glasses prescription into our tech and it adjusts the screen accordingly. That way I don’t have to remember that my glasses are on my head. 👓"
Lol. |
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When you can no longer get up without making involuntary gasps/grunts... 
