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Pet peeve - Men are NOT unicorns
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By *wing. OP Man 5 days ago
Thatcham |
Recently I've been seeing a lot of status updates claiming "male unicorn" or "unicorn man half of couple free". Given that a unicorn means a single bi female that is looking to play with both partners in a couple, what part of you being a straight male only wanting to play with the female half of a couple makes you a unicorn? |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I've heard that the male equivalent of a unicorn in this world is a "dragon" 🤷🏻♀️
Ooh I heard that one too
Some of us are more Swamp Dragon than Noble…IYKYK"
Do you also occasionally explode if you get wind? |
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Some of us are more Swamp Dragon than Noble…IYKYK
Do you also occasionally explode if you get wind?"
They're not very well designed creatures and most of their brain power is taken up with concentrating on their internal plumbing.
Yeah sounds like men to me...oh hang on...  |
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"Recently I've been seeing a lot of status updates claiming "male unicorn" or "unicorn man half of couple free". Given that a unicorn means a single bi female that is looking to play with both partners in a couple, what part of you being a straight male only wanting to play with the female half of a couple makes you a unicorn? "
scottish guy maybe  |
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By *oelMan 5 days ago
Midlands, London, Brussels |
"Recently I've been seeing a lot of status updates claiming "male unicorn" or "unicorn man half of couple free". Given that a unicorn means a single bi female that is looking to play with both partners in a couple, what part of you being a straight male only wanting to play with the female half of a couple makes you a unicorn? "
Lots of frustration from men, who want it to be the case |
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