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It's uttered in dark alleys, muttered about in pub corners, lusted for by many and seen as a fabled boundary into a super saiyan state of being.... But would you really bum someone? Like proper do 'em up the bum, with your willy (imagine you have one if you don't)
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘 "
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old. |
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old."
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip |
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old.
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip"
Perfect, I'll deep throat you at the same. I hope you've been eating pineapple.
Don't use lube though, it inflames my tonsils. Then again, that could make ribbed for your pleasure? |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old.
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip
Perfect, I'll deep throat you at the same. I hope you've been eating pineapple.
Don't use lube though, it inflames my tonsils. Then again, that could make ribbed for your pleasure?"
If your a really good boy ill spit on it first |
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"Isn’t that what the … * whispers * … GAYS get up to? 
#Outraged "
Don't tell anyone but the straighties do it too 🤫 a recent study showed everyone has a bumhole so it's been declassified from 'gay' to 'all-inclusive'.
They're working on a Trip Advisor section, as we speak, because the reviews keep getting mixed up with people looking family holidays 😳 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?"
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy |
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old.
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip
Perfect, I'll deep throat you at the same. I hope you've been eating pineapple.
Don't use lube though, it inflames my tonsils. Then again, that could make ribbed for your pleasure?
If your a really good boy ill spit on it first "
But if I'm a really really good boy will you go in dry? 😇 |
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"Isn’t that what the … * whispers * … GAYS get up to?
#Outraged
Don't tell anyone but the straighties do it too 🤫 a recent study showed everyone has a bumhole so it's been declassified from 'gay' to 'all-inclusive'.
They're working on a Trip Advisor section, as we speak, because the reviews keep getting mixed up with people looking family holidays 😳"
Still, it all sounds very unhygienic in my humble opinion. Although if it’s all you can eat and the pina coladas are included, I’m in. |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old.
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip
Perfect, I'll deep throat you at the same. I hope you've been eating pineapple.
Don't use lube though, it inflames my tonsils. Then again, that could make ribbed for your pleasure?
If your a really good boy ill spit on it first
But if I'm a really really good boy will you go in dry? 😇 "
Feel the frictionnnnnnn |
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy"
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳 |
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"Id bum you so hard you would think it was coming out of your mouth 😘
I'd let you bum me so hard the NHS would make me a case study as no-one would understand why I needed a double hip replacement and a replacement anus at 33 years old.
Ill bum you so hard ill be able to brush your teeth with my tip
Perfect, I'll deep throat you at the same. I hope you've been eating pineapple.
Don't use lube though, it inflames my tonsils. Then again, that could make ribbed for your pleasure?
If your a really good boy ill spit on it first
But if I'm a really really good boy will you go in dry? 😇
Feel the frictionnnnnnn"
Feel the rythym
Feel the rhyme
Get on up
It's bumming time! |
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"Isn’t that what the … * whispers * … GAYS get up to?
#Outraged
Don't tell anyone but the straighties do it too 🤫 a recent study showed everyone has a bumhole so it's been declassified from 'gay' to 'all-inclusive'.
They're working on a Trip Advisor section, as we speak, because the reviews keep getting mixed up with people looking family holidays 😳
Still, it all sounds very unhygienic in my humble opinion. Although if it’s all you can eat and the pina coladas are included, I’m in."
I'm not sure about all you can eat unless you count ThickThighs bumming her massive appendage into your mouth.
And Pina Colada's, no. But how about some double anal? Plenty of Penis Colliders 😇 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳"
The anal prolapse guy would love you… |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Isn’t that what the … * whispers * … GAYS get up to?
#Outraged
Don't tell anyone but the straighties do it too 🤫 a recent study showed everyone has a bumhole so it's been declassified from 'gay' to 'all-inclusive'.
They're working on a Trip Advisor section, as we speak, because the reviews keep getting mixed up with people looking family holidays 😳
Still, it all sounds very unhygienic in my humble opinion. Although if it’s all you can eat and the pina coladas are included, I’m in.
I'm not sure about all you can eat unless you count ThickThighs bumming her massive appendage into your mouth.
And Pina Colada's, no. But how about some double anal? Plenty of Penis Colliders 😇"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳
The anal prolapse guy would love you…"
Wait, we have an anal prolapse guy?? You fuck off for a week and you miss all the good bits! 🤦🏽♂️ |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it  "
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept! |
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"Hell yeah, I'd give them a rough fucking up the arse... Romantically of course.
Joe you're my favourite type of bean. You go break some cocoa beans, my son. Willy Wonka would be proud 🤎"
The Oopma Loompas wouldn't be doopity-doo'ing for a while |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!"
Stop ganging up on me you lot! |
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"I have and I would again."
👆🏽 Julie's Up-The-Bumptious
I feel like ThickThighs was lying through all the above flirtation so it's good to know there's at least one real advocate out there who I can shoot my shot with 🤎 |
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"I have and I would again.
👆🏽 Julie's Up-The-Bumptious
I feel like ThickThighs was lying through all the above flirtation so it's good to know there's at least one real advocate out there who I can shoot my shot with 🤎"
Well i tell you what ... dont ever ask me again ! 🫵 |
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"I have and I would again. Alas, I don't think it was for him 🙃"
Hey, it's a bummers thread and you fit the criteria! We would love to welcome you into the club. The first rule of bummers club, we only meet in the summers because winter doesn't rhyme with bummers 😕 |
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"Hell yeah, I'd give them a rough fucking up the arse... Romantically of course.
Joe you're my favourite type of bean. You go break some cocoa beans, my son. Willy Wonka would be proud 🤎
The Oopma Loompas wouldn't be doopity-doo'ing for a while"
Depends how rough you were because they may end up doo-doo'ing for quite a while afterwards... 😬 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot! "
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘 |
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"I have and I would again.
👆🏽 Julie's Up-The-Bumptious
I feel like ThickThighs was lying through all the above flirtation so it's good to know there's at least one real advocate out there who I can shoot my shot with 🤎
Well i tell you what ... dont ever ask me again ! 🫵"
I don't want to have to ask, that's the whole point of CNC! Ffs, what's a guy got to do to get chased through a woods, under a full moon and then pegged against a tree?? 🙄🙄 |
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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘"
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔"
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳
The anal prolapse guy would love you…
Wait, we have an anal prolapse guy?? You fuck off for a week and you miss all the good bits! 🤦🏽♂️"
Why go anywhere else when you have all of this top quality entertainment right here  |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet."
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈 |
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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈 "
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!' |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'"
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎 |
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳
The anal prolapse guy would love you…
Wait, we have an anal prolapse guy?? You fuck off for a week and you miss all the good bits! 🤦🏽♂️
Why go anywhere else when you have all of this top quality entertainment right here "
Rookie mistake, I apologise.... I'm sorry.... Jeez, I said I'm sorry... Fine! You can bum me as a punishment, you're a hard taskmaster woman, well played 👏🏽 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈 "
Bummers Club is a democracy I'm afraid. However, Bella is more than welcome to write to the council and put forward her case RE: Rights of ownership to your bum.
Her application will fly through as long as she agree's to Rule 46, subsection C, paragraph 3 where it states "The bummee must constantly be on all fours, with the bummer walking them via lead. The bummee must always wear a leather gimp mask and arseless chaps". 👍🏽 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎"
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽"
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣 |
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆"
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳
The anal prolapse guy would love you…
Wait, we have an anal prolapse guy?? You fuck off for a week and you miss all the good bits! 🤦🏽♂️
Why go anywhere else when you have all of this top quality entertainment right here
Rookie mistake, I apologise.... I'm sorry.... Jeez, I said I'm sorry... Fine! You can bum me as a punishment, you're a hard taskmaster woman, well played 👏🏽"
Damn! I need to bring the ball gag too? |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫"
Yeah my ultimate bumming threesome
Whos going in the middle though ... the best bummer wins |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣"
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘"
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉"
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣 |
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"Fuck yeah!
Hoorah! Are you prepping with a thumb or is it straight up the bum? Is inside where you'd shoot your cum?
*slaps the strap on your back* we’re going in dry babyyyy
Girl, don't tease! A 73 year old tibetan lady once told me "Dry is a good time, wet is for pussies". She wasn't wrong, I couldn't sit down for a week 😳
The anal prolapse guy would love you…
Wait, we have an anal prolapse guy?? You fuck off for a week and you miss all the good bits! 🤦🏽♂️
Why go anywhere else when you have all of this top quality entertainment right here
Rookie mistake, I apologise.... I'm sorry.... Jeez, I said I'm sorry... Fine! You can bum me as a punishment, you're a hard taskmaster woman, well played 👏🏽
Damn! I need to bring the ball gag too? "
Oh... errrmmm.. no, please don't do that, I would not enjoy that at all 😶 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉"
That's simply personal preference my dear 😘 a bumming beats a quick quip any day. I still have affectionate feelings towards you, no need to be upset 🤎 |
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪"
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣"
You can butter my buns any day you fucking big dick slinger 😘 |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣
You can butter my buns any day you fucking big dick slinger 😘"
Can you two just bum and get it over with haha |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣
You can butter my buns any day you fucking big dick slinger 😘
Can you two just bum and get it over with haha "
Oi you im pissing all over his lampost with my massive schlong do you have a problem with that 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣
You can butter my buns any day you fucking big dick slinger 😘
Can you two just bum and get it over with haha
Oi you im pissing all over his lampost with my massive schlong do you have a problem with that 🤣 "
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑"
Only as a bummer, not a bummee…. |
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫"
To me, to you...
(If you're both too young for a Chuckle Brothers reference that will look like a very odd comment! 🤣) |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'
Wait for the Katie Perry remaster 😎
Well this tickled me right up the bum 👏🏽
Did it make your day? Or your whole week? 🤣
Just the 30 seconds after I read it to be honest. Soon after Thighs said she's going to bum me and that's trumped it good and proper I'm afraid. Sorry lovely 😘
Oh I see! Democracy my arse! 😎🤣😉
He knows were his bums buttered 🤣
You can butter my buns any day you fucking big dick slinger 😘
Can you two just bum and get it over with haha "
Can't rush a bum my friend. It's sacred. Almost akin to a holey pilgrimage. It's got to be natural and dry and raw and animalistic. We can tie you to a chair in the corner while she bums me and you can watch for learning purposes if you want?
PS. I added 'holey pilgrimage' in there for you. Hope you liked it 😘 |
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫
To me, to you...
(If you're both too young for a Chuckle Brothers reference that will look like a very odd comment! 🤣)"
Your in the middle barry! 🤣 |
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑
Only as a bummer, not a bummee…."
Ah! My mistake.. Bummers are confusing sometimes. How about a nice pot of tea while we have a rethink? Just out of interest, if you are drinking a really satisfying cup of tea what sort of noise would you make to signify your enjoyment? |
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑
Only as a bummer, not a bummee….
Ah! My mistake.. Bummers are confusing sometimes. How about a nice pot of tea while we have a rethink? Just out of interest, if you are drinking a really satisfying cup of tea what sort of noise would you make to signify your enjoyment? "
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫
To me, to you...
(If you're both too young for a Chuckle Brothers reference that will look like a very odd comment! 🤣)"
If you all end up having a beautiful threesome I want credit somehow. Thank you please. |
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫
To me, to you...
(If you're both too young for a Chuckle Brothers reference that will look like a very odd comment! 🤣)
If you all end up having a beautiful threesome I want credit somehow. Thank you please."
Julie if we ended up having a beautiful threesome id do you your own thread 🤣🤣🥵 |
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"It would have to be wandering artist and YOLO who got it right up the jacksys 🍆🍆
At the same time?
Can we naked starfish and I lie on top of him?
So much double dipping.
So many options.
SO LITTLE TIME 😫😫😫
To me, to you...
(If you're both too young for a Chuckle Brothers reference that will look like a very odd comment! 🤣)
Your in the middle barry! 🤣"
Just for the clarity of other members, Barry is being a bummer and a bummee in this scenario so he is still allowed in the club. Threesome, foursome, moresome play is allowed and encouraged. In fact, we are in early talks with Guinness World Records to see if they will verify us for the longest human centipede-esque bumming chain. We just need a further 324 willing bummer/bummee's to beat our German cohorts' efforts. |
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑
Only as a bummer, not a bummee….
Ah! My mistake.. Bummers are confusing sometimes. How about a nice pot of tea while we have a rethink? Just out of interest, if you are drinking a really satisfying cup of tea what sort of noise would you make to signify your enjoyment? "
Probably just an “aaaahhhh” at the end. I don’t really do slurping noises. |
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"I have bummed at least two people. 🤪
Ahhh a seasoned pro, eh?? Welcome to bummers club! We shall call you Brian and you shall be our bummers instructor! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Please remain bent over in the corner so people can practice on you and you can tell them what to do/what not to do 🍑
Only as a bummer, not a bummee….
Ah! My mistake.. Bummers are confusing sometimes. How about a nice pot of tea while we have a rethink? Just out of interest, if you are drinking a really satisfying cup of tea what sort of noise would you make to signify your enjoyment?
Probably just an “aaaahhhh” at the end. I don’t really do slurping noises."
Exactly as I thought... A fellow bummer with style, poise, elegance and a wavelength not to be threatened by a Japanese tsunami.
Bum away, ol' chap... Bum away! |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Bummers Club is a democracy I'm afraid. However, Bella is more than welcome to write to the council and put forward her case RE: Rights of ownership to your bum.
Her application will fly through as long as she agree's to Rule 46, subsection C, paragraph 3 where it states "The bummee must constantly be on all fours, with the bummer walking them via lead. The bummee must always wear a leather gimp mask and arseless chaps". 👍🏽"
I can live with those Ts and Cs |
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"I'd have dissolved on all fours and guve him damn good seeing to, I think he needs it
Me too, he's so dreamy 🥰
Then again, size of that thing he could probably do himself up the bum... The bummer and the bummee, what a concept!
Stop ganging up on me you lot!
Shush you, unfortunately bummers club is a democracy and bummee's don't get a vote 😘
But, if he is the bummer and the bummee doesn't that mean he would have a vote? 🤔
Shit, bummed by my only logic! 😬
You raizy a good point. Democracy still see's him losing but you are correct. Point well made.
Would you care to join the club? Might I add, bumming Dissolved is optional. We are considering making that a right of passage for all new members but it's not been passed by the committee members yet.
Democracy? This is a dictatorship run by Bella 🌈
Oh is that so??
Bella, can I bum Dissolved after you?
Can we have t-shirts made? 'I bummed Dissolved, and he loved it!'"
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"Some randomer? Nah I ain't sticking my todger in some random ole'
Oh whyyyyyyyyyyy
I'd like to get to em first, or at least know was down there lurking.
I do have some standards... "
I know you meant to say "get to know" but i laughed too hard at "get em" sounds risky 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Some randomer? Nah I ain't sticking my todger in some random ole'
Oh whyyyyyyyyyyy
I'd like to get to em first, or at least know was down there lurking.
I do have some standards...
I know you meant to say "get to know" but i laughed too hard at "get em" sounds risky 🤣🤣🤣"
Facking phones auto korect strikes again...
I usually proof read, but I was all excited and I finger blasted my phone like it was going out of fashion. |
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