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"If I may say, that's a SMASHING blouse you have on!
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With quality patter like that it makes you wonder why Ritchie's right arm was so much stronger than the left 🤣 |
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Once upon a long ago, as a young soldier, I had hair and unnecessary fitness, but no wrinkles.
Early one Saturday evening in town, I stepped off the pavement to allow a hen party to pass. As they did, I enquired cheerfully, "Which one of you ordered a last fling?"
A couple of them smiled, a couple of them groaned, but nobody actually replied.
Later that night, I saw them again in what we used to call a disco - for you young folks, a club by any other name. As I was waiting at the bar, a voice at my elbow - but not the bride-to-be - shouted, "Do you ask every hen party that?"
Cutting a long story short, before I made it back to camp, that dreadfully corny line had proven successful.
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