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"When I have to explain to him, 40 seconds into cowgirl, that my knees are about to give out.
I mean, if you're ok with things lasting 40 seconds... 😏"
I’m just happy to be there, honestly. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve talked about being horny before.
Anyway, what are the bits of sex you don’t really enjoy but can’t avoid.
I’ll go first: clean up"
Don't you just use the curtains?  |
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Condoms.
The smell, the taste on everything, the feel, the restriction!
We’re very careful with our sexual health but crave regular trusted partners where the dreaded condom barrier isn’t such a passion killer. |
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"When I have to explain to him, 40 seconds into cowgirl, that my knees are about to give out.
I mean, if you're ok with things lasting 40 seconds... 😏
I’m just happy to be there, honestly. "
Awww I'm sure the guy is somewhat happy you're there too 🤗 |
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"When you're about to cum and she tells you not to stop and keep going 🫣
Urgh when “don’t stop, I’m going to cum” tips him over the edge and it finishes before you do 😫"
Yep! It's like something in the male brain that tip us over the edge when that's said 😅 |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"When her 'asbo' son loses his temper cos he realises someone is in the bathroom giving his mum a bath, and he tries to kick the door down.
Oof specific trauma there. Sorry that happened. "
She shut him in his room, I left, he jumped out the first floor window and broke his leg.
(I know I shouldn't but I just chuckled about it, recalling that).
Subsequent to that, the little sod got done for stabbing someone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I think I’ve talked about being horny before.
Anyway, what are the bits of sex you don’t really enjoy but can’t avoid.
I’ll go first: clean up
What is wrong with you, OP? Clean up is 
Mrs TMN x"
Are you joking?  |
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"When her 'asbo' son loses his temper cos he realises someone is in the bathroom giving his mum a bath, and he tries to kick the door down.
Oof specific trauma there. Sorry that happened.
She shut him in his room, I left, he jumped out the first floor window and broke his leg.
(I know I shouldn't but I just chuckled about it, recalling that).
Subsequent to that, the little sod got done for stabbing someone."
I’d never wish harm on anyone….. but it sounds like it ended well…. |
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"I think I’ve talked about being horny before.
Anyway, what are the bits of sex you don’t really enjoy but can’t avoid.
I’ll go first: clean up
What is wrong with you, OP? Clean up is
Mrs TMN x
Are you joking? "
Nope. |
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"Taking the shoes and socks off. It's just so fucking awkward I'm surprised it doesn't kill the mood 😂"
I like taking a man's shoes and socks off for him.
But turns out a lot of men don't like their feet touched. lol! 
adds to the list of things to fem dom torture men with. |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now. "
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂 |
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The awkward bits of clothing you have to take off.
The moments of self consciousness about my body before I lose all inhibitions.
The awkward moments after when suddenly you're all bashful about being naked, I mean duh youve just been having sex 😂 |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂"
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it. |
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"When her 'asbo' son loses his temper cos he realises someone is in the bathroom giving his mum a bath, and he tries to kick the door down.
Oof specific trauma there. Sorry that happened.
She shut him in his room, I left, he jumped out the first floor window and broke his leg.
(I know I shouldn't but I just chuckled about it, recalling that).
Subsequent to that, the little sod got done for stabbing someone."
Christ on a bike...a menace to himself and others. |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it. "
Me too. Suddenly covering myself with my arms again while trying to look casual 🤣🤣 |
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"When you're about to cum and she tells you not to stop and keep going 🫣
Urgh when “don’t stop, I’m going to cum” tips him over the edge and it finishes before you do 😫
Yep! It's like something in the male brain that tip us over the edge when that's said 😅"
Interesting....I'm usually concentrating....and then one of my playmates goes..tell me when you are coming...and that stops me coming. Lol! |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it. "
Ahhhh so women suffer post orgasm clarity too? 😂 It also shows I may have no shame as I'll happily walk around naked after sex 🙈 |
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"The awkward bits of clothing you have to take off.
The moments of self consciousness about my body before I lose all inhibitions.
The awkward moments after when suddenly you're all bashful about being naked, I mean duh youve just been having sex 😂"
I don't have this but I became a feral nudist before I became a swinger so... |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it.
Ahhhh so women suffer post orgasm clarity too? 😂 It also shows I may have no shame as I'll happily walk around naked after sex 🙈"
You can gather up all the clothes then! |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look. "
If someone ripped my lingerie (without discussing it with me first) I'd grab my clothes and leave 😂 |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look. "
I went to a meet and was posed for pictures before and after 🥵 he appreciated the clothes. Very very much. |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look. "
Wtaf though  Who rips clothing on purpose without prior consent?! |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it.
Ahhhh so women suffer post orgasm clarity too? 😂 It also shows I may have no shame as I'll happily walk around naked after sex 🙈
You can gather up all the clothes then! "
Fine, but you're gonna be missing the underwear! |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look.
Wtaf though Who rips clothing on purpose without prior consent?!"
This happened when someone I saw wore fishnets! Afterwards she told me how surprised she was that I didn't rip them as if I knew that would've been an option! 😂 |
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"Awkwardly searching around the room for your clothes afterwards. I know you just had your penis inside me 2 minutes ago, but don’t look at me now.
This reminds me of the films where the characters have sex and the scene later shows the woman with the duvet covering her boobs. Like, I'm sure your modesty is so important to you now 😂
It’s funny though, sometimes I do feel self conscious after sex in ways which I don’t whilst in the midst of it.
Ahhhh so women suffer post orgasm clarity too? 😂 It also shows I may have no shame as I'll happily walk around naked after sex 🙈"
It’s not that, it’s that mostly I’m at least conscious of how I look, during sex I’m completely uninhibited. |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look.
If someone ripped my lingerie (without discussing it with me first) I'd grab my clothes and leave 😂"
I didn't mean literally rip/tear the lingerie... I meant rapidly removed it without even looking... |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look.
If someone ripped my lingerie (without discussing it with me first) I'd grab my clothes and leave 😂
I didn't mean literally rip/tear the lingerie... I meant rapidly removed it without even looking..."
Phew! Relieved to read it. X |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look.
If someone ripped my lingerie (without discussing it with me first) I'd grab my clothes and leave 😂
I didn't mean literally rip/tear the lingerie... I meant rapidly removed it without even looking..."
I did realise that after I posted it but I was still wrapped up in the imagined rage of having a ripped bit of lingerie that I bought for 3.99 at Temu. |
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"The bit where you make sure your bestest/prettiest/sexiest lingerie is clean and adorned, only to have it ripped off without the slightest moment of appreciation of just how fucking hot you look.
If someone ripped my lingerie (without discussing it with me first) I'd grab my clothes and leave 😂
I didn't mean literally rip/tear the lingerie... I meant rapidly removed it without even looking...
I did realise that after I posted it but I was still wrapped up in the imagined rage of having a ripped bit of lingerie that I bought for 3.99 at Temu."
Join my rage thread |
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"Having to navigate around the wet patch on the bed to cuddle up together after an intense session.
I’m ok as I don’t cuddle but if it’s all over the bed then we both suffer 🤣"
At least if you cuddle you take up less space. 😆 🤣 |
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"The part a few hours or days later when you're alone and just craving a cuddle that you can't have because the drop is creeping in ."
Yeah. Or when you’re craving something, but can’t tolerate cuddles… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"When your arms are getting tired keeping you up doing missionary but you don't want to put your entire weight on her"
And you certainly don’t want to do doggy |
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"When you fart at a really inappropriate time nd it ruins the mood
I love a fanny fart 👌🤓🥷
When they deliberately make you queef- on purpose. Very distracting "
It means, to me, I'm getting the level of penetration right 🤓🥷 |
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"Having to navigate around the wet patch on the bed to cuddle up together after an intense session.
Don't have sex on the bed.  "
Did mention on a different thread about shower sex, different type of wet patch there 🚿
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"Having to navigate around the wet patch on the bed to cuddle up together after an intense session.
Love a squirted but this is definitely an issue after "
Heated blankets work well or a Splash blanket apparently(other brands available). |
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"Having to navigate around the wet patch on the bed to cuddle up together after an intense session.
Don't have sex on the bed.
Did mention on a different thread about shower sex, different type of wet patch there 🚿
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shower
Dresser
Chair
Table....... |
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