What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.
Mine is lightbulb labelling. Whyyyyyyyy are there one million different numbers and codes on them? Why are they impossible to work out? Why, even when I spend ages trying to buy the right one, do I inevitably buy the wrong one? I think I’m going to go back to candlelight.
Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.
Mrs TMN x |
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"When people say ‘this is game changing’ or call something a game changer like SHUT UPPPP I’m even getting angry typing this "
These are the levels of rage I’m talking about. Thank you, fellow rager. |
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"The noise of liquid being poured into a receptacle. Wine into a glass is the worst!
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That glugging thing?
You had to type the word, didn't you? 🤮😡🤮
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Sorry. Maybe just swig straight from the bottle? |
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"QuickBooks
What is wrong with QuickBooks? Are they in fact SlowBooks?"
I can’t even begin to explain my rage everytime I try to reconcile my transactions.
Pretty sure the problem is probably me.
But fucking rage I will.
Like absolute fucking rage.
Pass me another Stella quick. |
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"QuickBooks
What is wrong with QuickBooks? Are they in fact SlowBooks?
I can’t even begin to explain my rage everytime I try to reconcile my transactions.
Pretty sure the problem is probably me.
But fucking rage I will.
Like absolute fucking rage.
Pass me another Stella quick."
The lightbulb problem is definitely me. Doesn’t make me less ragey. Probably makes it worse. |
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By *oydykeTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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"Trying to speak to someone at HMRC - I need to charge them by the hour..."
I had this at the bank recently where I had to call them and the woman on the phone was literally sighing and yawning like love give the call to someone else if you don’t wanna be here |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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The fuckin ice cream man giving me less than 60 seconds to find my shoes, find my keys, find my money………and then see him driving off as I get out of the door. |
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Right........
You know when you go to the public loo ..... yeah ?
And you are mid pee and notice that some stupid bastard fucker has ripped off their loo roll and not left any hanging for you and so you click clack your fingers inside the drum looking for the fucking end of the paper and your fanny has dried naturally in the breeze from the hand drier before you finally find the end of the loo roll and pull yourself a piece or six and then neatly fold the end into a v shape for the next public loo pisser........
Well THEM people ..... the ones that can't leave a bit hanging out for us normal people .....
RAGE....... |
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"What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.
Mine is lightbulb labelling. Whyyyyyyyy are there one million different numbers and codes on them? Why are they impossible to work out? Why, even when I spend ages trying to buy the right one, do I inevitably buy the wrong one? I think I’m going to go back to candlelight.
Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.
Mrs TMN x"
Irritating apps that you are having to download to pay for bloody parking or charging or something
That then insist on doing verification through your phone number to check you are you 😳
Im downloading an app to my literal phone😳
Also i dont have ny bloody glasses on so I cant see the number you have texted me |
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By *sWyldWoman 36 weeks ago
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There are a few things.
People loading the dishwasher but not actually turning it on.
Noisy eaters.
People expecting me to be happy in a meeting at 8.15am.
And Perimenopause. Though that is absolutely warranted rage.
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"What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.
Mine is lightbulb labelling. Whyyyyyyyy are there one million different numbers and codes on them? Why are they impossible to work out? Why, even when I spend ages trying to buy the right one, do I inevitably buy the wrong one? I think I’m going to go back to candlelight.
Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.
Mrs TMN x"
This really stresses me out.
It's why I only have one functioning spot light in my kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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People who don't leave voice mail messages (I'm not psychic and if you haven't left a message, it cant be important).
People who think that I should answer an MSTeams chat message immediately - I don't look at it, call me or send me an email.
Modern technology, bring back the typing pool and 10 working days in which to reply to a letter, and also the lady with the tea trolley (and you youngsters can all just go and f*ck off) RANT  |
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People trying to show they have a sense of humour with silly signs and stickers such as
In an office - You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps.
On a car - .Dads taxi or My other car is a BMW |
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"When you go to get the milk from the fridge for your cuppa and the small humans have put an empty carton back "
Also, people opening a new 2 litre bottle of pop because the other bottle with 1 litrre left in it has gone a bit flat. |
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People who ask you are you ok, then when you answer they insist on following up with "are you sure?"
No I'm not sure!
Of course I am and I've either answered truthfully to you or for whatever reason do not feel like divulging to you! |
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People who loiter (or worse, stand and chat) in busy places with no awareness or regard for people around them… just fucking MOVE! 😡
All ASMR videos and influencers, especially when they tap their long fingernails on everything 🙄 |
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One that's just happened
Messages containing "use, youse or yous"
I work with people who have English as a second or third language who don't murder the English language as badly as this.
Please fuck off with this. I don't want to see it  |
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There is one work related thing that can take from zero to psycho in half a second: when you submit something on a form and some cockwomble jobsworth replies with “ it’s on the wrong form “
What would do and have done in the past is transferred the onto the new form and replied with “ there’s a new form, I’ve transferred your info over so nothing to do this time, I’m attaching the new form for you to use in future “ |
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"What gives you irrational rage? I’m not talking politics or not getting laid or the youth of today yadda yadda yadda. I’m talking about little things which flip your switch and turn you into a rage filled monster.
Mine is lightbulb labelling. Whyyyyyyyy are there one million different numbers and codes on them? Why are they impossible to work out? Why, even when I spend ages trying to buy the right one, do I inevitably buy the wrong one? I think I’m going to go back to candlelight.
Please share your irrational rage bait with me so I can feel less alone.
Mrs TMN x"
I often get rage when I view "Fife jammers locations" on Facebook and see the utter mess and Scum we have living around us.
Sad to see kids growing up in streets like these. |
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Fucking cling film boxes.
How fucking difficult is it to stick the fucking cutting thing to the box so it doesn't fucking fall off and stick the fucking box together with enough fucking glue so that it maintains its fucking integrity until the fucking roll is finished.
And sticky buds
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"Fucking cling film boxes.
How fucking difficult is it to stick the fucking cutting thing to the box so it doesn't fucking fall off and stick the fucking box together with enough fucking glue so that it maintains its fucking integrity until the fucking roll is finished.
And sticky buds
B"
Oooo and Tinfoil where it has the sticky strip to keep the roll wrapped up but they way round they stick it always means the roll tears. Why isn't it just stuck on the other way around |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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When people can't replace a toilet roll on a toilet roll holder. Why would anybody think it is OK to just leave the cardboard roll there? Can the cardboard be used to wipe anything? No! Also, when they do decide to replace it and they put it on the wrong way! Toilet roll should always be put on with a fringe not a mullet.
Thank you for your attention on this matter. |
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