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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While Im shit hot at one Im just plain old shit at the other so Im hoping there's more that plump for the dancer category else Im fucked lol!
I used to be a dancer for a living so I know the effort it takes, so long as you have a sense of rhythm, can or"feel" music and have a decent level of fitness its something you can "become" good at, however I think singing is something you either can or can't do so I'll always have a lot of respect for anyone that can.
When it comes to sex with a such talented lady however if I couldn't have both a dancer would shade it for me with the lights on and a singer with the lights off...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"However i truly am drawn to both. "
People who can express themselves in beautiful and artistic ways. Personally I love a woman who can dance despite the fact I'm hopeless at it myself, whereas I find I enjoy listening to a strong male singing voice more than I do a female one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"However i truly am drawn to both.
People who can express themselves in beautiful and artistic ways. Personally I love a woman who can dance despite the fact I'm hopeless at it myself, whereas I find I enjoy listening to a strong male singing voice more than I do a female one."
oh balls i think im a better singer than dancer, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Singing is pointless.
What good is seeing in the bedroom.
Hold on a sec..let me sing you a note of _blank. 
Hardly an orgasmic facking act is it?
A good body, well at least that has some sort of function in the bedroom right?
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"A not so good dancer I could put up with but being a singer myself, couldn't stand being with a bad singer - especially if it's one who truly believes they good! R"
Just to clarify - by being with I mean living with. I will meet bad singers as long as you don't sing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A not so good dancer I could put up with but being a singer myself, couldn't stand being with a bad singer - especially if it's one who truly believes they good! R
Just to clarify - by being with I mean living with. I will meet bad singers as long as you don't sing "
I promise. Stick to what you're good at, so I'll dance and leave the singing to you dear lady... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Singing is pointless.
What good is seeing in the bedroom.
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Most people enjoy the sound of a singing voice because listening to it makes them feel good - and making people feel good is an essential part of getting them into the bedroom in the first place  |
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"A not so good dancer I could put up with but being a singer myself, couldn't stand being with a bad singer - especially if it's one who truly believes they good! R
Just to clarify - by being with I mean living with. I will meet bad singers as long as you don't sing
I promise. Stick to what you're good at, so I'll dance and leave the singing to you dear lady..."
Deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Singing is pointless.
What good is seeing in the bedroom.
Hold on a sec..let me sing you a note of _blank.
Hardly an orgasmic facking act is it?
A good body, well at least that has some sort of function in the bedroom right?
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So you've never had those big brown eyes looking at you whilst the sweet song makes the hairs on your neck stand up and everything else melt before she pushes you back in the bed and ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dancers are better in the mornings if you have a hangover a light footed person fetching the coffee and pills sure as hell beats someone singing in the shower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most people enjoy the sound of a singing voice because listening to it makes them feel good - and making people feel good is an essential part of getting them into the bedroom in the first place "
I couldnt possibly counter that.
But ive never had to sing to a chick to get her into the bedroom..in fact..
If I did sing to a chick to get her into the bedroom, that absolutely would not get her into the bedroom.
My singing skills are monumentally grotesque!
Im genuinely tone deaf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So you've never had those big brown eyes looking at you whilst the sweet song makes the hairs on your neck stand up and everything else melt before she pushes you back in the bed and ...... "
Nope.
In fact, in that exact scenario, my immediate response would be...pardon?
As I said above, im tone deaf.
Meaning anything remotely requiring alternating pitch is as useful as a fart in sauna to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A not so good dancer I could put up with but being a singer myself, couldn't stand being with a bad singer - especially if it's one who truly believes they good! R
Just to clarify - by being with I mean living with. I will meet bad singers as long as you don't sing
I promise. Stick to what you're good at, so I'll dance and leave the singing to you dear lady...
Deal "
Time to put on my dancing shoes and two-step my way across the pennines.... |
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"Singing is pointless.
What good is seeing in the bedroom.
Hold on a sec..let me sing you a note of _blank.
Hardly an orgasmic facking act is it?
A good body, well at least that has some sort of function in the bedroom right?
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I quite like being able to see in the bedroom. Otherwise I'd trip over the bedpost or something daft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I quite like being able to see in the bedroom. Otherwise I'd trip over the bedpost or something daft "
Samsung galaxy S4 autocorrect pure shitness.
I mean ffs what is the point of an autocorrect feature on a £500 quid phone if you have to actually persistintly check thst the autocorrect, which is supposed to be correct, is actually ....well correct.
Off to bed now long day tomoz ending with cupids..night all.
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By (user no longer on site)
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So you've never had those big brown eyes looking at you whilst the sweet song makes the hairs on your neck stand up and everything else melt before she pushes you back in the bed and ......
Nope.
In fact, in that exact scenario, my immediate response would be...pardon?
As I said above, im tone deaf.
Meaning anything remotely requiring alternating pitch is as useful as a fart in sauna to me. "
Lol ... dance for you it is then
... thought tone deafness was inability to produce a note rather than hear it tho' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Singing is pointless.
What good is seeing in the bedroom.
Hold on a sec..let me sing you a note of _blank.
Hardly an orgasmic facking act is it?
A good body, well at least that has some sort of function in the bedroom right?
I quite like being able to see in the bedroom. Otherwise I'd trip over the bedpost or something daft "
Ah, but your little yelp would sound like the harmony of the sweetest lark.
And with my deftness of grace and rhythm I would catch you before you did yourself too much of a mischief.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kararoke singer.. does that count
I just took a pop at the karaoke versions of Diana Rosses 'If we hold on together'...I was flat as a pancake  "
love spending hours on youtube singing karaoke tracks
ive never heard of that song though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"kararoke singer.. does that count
I just took a pop at the karaoke versions of Diana Rosses 'If we hold on together'...I was flat as a pancake
love spending hours on youtube singing karaoke tracks
ive never heard of that song though "
Check it out, its reet luvverly so it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think a man singing is more of a turn on for me but I do like to see male ballet dancers. Their elevation and expression as they dance is exhilarating. My favourite of the moment is Carlos Acosta, closely followed by Adam Cooper, who played the grown up Billy Elliot in the film |
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