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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around

There’s a lot of threads asking the positives about the people above ! Here it’s What annoys you about the people above you can skip up if you like

Ok rock away say how you feel

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"There’s a lot of threads asking the positives about the people above ! Here it’s What annoys you about the people above you can skip up if you like

Ok rock away say how you feel "

I’ll start everything!!!

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By *sWyldWoman 48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

His profile is hidden...

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By *tu.xMan 48 weeks ago

around

Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

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By *oung bull500Man 48 weeks ago

dublin

His lack of respect for the poor teddy 😂🙄

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By *uzzieboyMan 48 weeks ago

Somerset


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉"

I’d have to agree with you on this

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By *uzzieboyMan 48 weeks ago

Somerset

Or there miles away

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By *tu.xMan 48 weeks ago

around


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this "

typical 🤷‍♂️

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By *atinaChica54Woman 48 weeks ago

Marlborough


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️"

His despairing (face in his hand pic)

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By *tu.xMan 48 weeks ago

around


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️

His despairing (face in his hand pic)"

struggling with this one il go with the slippers 😂

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By *carlettsWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️

His despairing (face in his hand pic)struggling with this one il go with the slippers 😂 "

He won't even get up so I can take a seat and just pokes his tongue out! How rude

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By *vaRoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️

His despairing (face in his hand pic)struggling with this one il go with the slippers 😂

He won't even get up so I can take a seat and just pokes his tongue out! How rude "

She won’t let me call her Babes 😜

🏃🏻‍♂️

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By *tu.xMan 48 weeks ago

around


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️

His despairing (face in his hand pic)struggling with this one il go with the slippers 😂

He won't even get up so I can take a seat and just pokes his tongue out! How rude "

🤣🤣 she's wearing the widest handcuffs 🥸😆

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By *carlettsWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Her age range not really annoying more frustrating 😉

I’d have to agree with you on this typical 🤷‍♂️

His despairing (face in his hand pic)struggling with this one il go with the slippers 😂

He won't even get up so I can take a seat and just pokes his tongue out! How rude

She won’t let me call her Babes 😜

🏃🏻‍♂️"

Now you can call me what you like darling lol x

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Hightism

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By *issMeKate2Woman 48 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Hightism "

That he can’t accommodate

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Hightism

That he can’t accommodate "

I don’t randomly carry round feast ice cream…

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Hightism

That he can’t accommodate "

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By *carlettsWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Hightism

That he can’t accommodate

I don’t randomly carry round feast ice cream… "

Why the f£%k not?

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By *icecouple561Couple 48 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"There’s a lot of threads asking the positives about the people above ! Here it’s What annoys you about the people above you can skip up if you like

Ok rock away say how you feel "

Puts bloomin breeze blocks in Asda trolleys

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By *cLovin2Man 48 weeks ago

London

+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 48 weeks ago

Northumberland


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂"

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂"

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor

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By *ad NannaWoman 48 weeks ago

East London

She's so fucking sexy, she steals all the men

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By *eyeYCouple 48 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor "

Too bloody far away.. 😘

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By *egnMaxCouple 48 weeks ago

East Midlands


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor

Too bloody far away.. 😘"

That the Mr can seemingly cum in a trident formation. Skills.

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By *uckingfell59Man 48 weeks ago

Doncaster

Supermarkets

Move products around so you can’t find them

And discontinue products that you particularly like

Grinds my gears

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 48 weeks ago

Northumberland


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor "

To many company logos all over it 😂 I may do one when the new one arrives before it get snickered up haha

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By *aughty50sCouple 48 weeks ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor

To many company logos all over it 😂 I may do one when the new one arrives before it get snickered up haha "

Hard to find anything annoying, but the American spelling of "plowing" rather than the English "ploughing" grates a little

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By *eyeYCouple 48 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor

Too bloody far away.. 😘

That the Mr can seemingly cum in a trident formation. Skills. "

Or was it a crown? 🤷😄

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 48 weeks ago

Northumberland


"+1 for age filters, I'm 51. The number of women who have set them at 50 🤦🏽‍♂️

Us men after 50 are sexy, we can do what the younger ones can't (when I figure out what, I'll let you know)

😂

Took your helmet off for a photo, just to cover your face 😂

Hes a farmer but there are no pics of him on his tractor

To many company logos all over it 😂 I may do one when the new one arrives before it get snickered up haha

Hard to find anything annoying, but the American spelling of "plowing" rather than the English "ploughing" grates a little "

It annoys me too, yet the English way just didn't look right. 😂

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By *ildoshagginsWoman 48 weeks ago

South Wales

I'm annoyed I haven't felt his very big hands slapping my arse cheeks yet...

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By *ortheastFarmerMan 48 weeks ago

Northumberland


"I'm annoyed I haven't felt his very big hands slapping my arse cheeks yet..."

Im annoyed your not in my inbox trying to make it happen 😈

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"His profile is hidden..."

Obviously cause he’s ugly as fuck I’d bet any money

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

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I’m Irish so might take me the rest of the night to read these but god damn it I’m gonna do my best to at least read 5 !

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By *educing_EmCouple 48 weeks ago

Tipperary

He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"His lack of respect for the poor teddy 😂🙄"

Respect? Oh no it goes further then that I do have an inner hatred for that teddy but I have my reasons !

Let’s not turn this is to a drama thread only stick to the topic of what we dislike about each other !

What could possibly go wrong right?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone "

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone "

I like her point ! Harsh but fair

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong "

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like "

He barely face lies 🤣

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By *educing_EmCouple 48 weeks ago

Tipperary


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong "

We're one in the same we'd just annoy each other

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣"

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣"

this is also true but I’m not here to be polite that was genuine!

I like your profile tho “ complete fucking lie “

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By *educing_EmCouple 48 weeks ago

Tipperary


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I like her point ! Harsh but fair "

It's in the DNA is it not we have a tendency to be that way

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies "

Od? Oh dear 🤣

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies "

He’s Scottish there almost as dumb as Irish leave the poor lad ! Or don’t couldn’t care less

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies

He’s Scottish there almost as dumb as Irish leave the poor lad ! Or don’t couldn’t care less "

Sorry mark 🫡

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies

He’s Scottish there almost as dumb as Irish leave the poor lad ! Or don’t couldn’t care less

Sorry mark 🫡"

Mark this your GF ? I’m annoyed if it is I would

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"He's Irish that's annoying enough for anyone

I’m Scottish and they need proving wrong

Can’t say anything about the Scottish I haven’t come across one I didn’t like

He barely face lies 🤣

He says barely face lies instead od bare faced lies

He’s Scottish there almost as dumb as Irish leave the poor lad ! Or don’t couldn’t care less

Sorry mark 🫡"

Isn't next door

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria

She’s such a hottie the men queuing up hoping for a glimpse are getting in the way of me buying doughnuts from the bakery

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She’s such a hottie the men queuing up hoping for a glimpse are getting in the way of me buying doughnuts from the bakery"

The green eyed monster reads its ugly head

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

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"She’s such a hottie the men queuing up hoping for a glimpse are getting in the way of me buying doughnuts from the bakery"
i know right? I’d definitely attack her jogging in the park

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria


"She’s such a hottie the men queuing up hoping for a glimpse are getting in the way of me buying doughnuts from the bakeryi know right? I’d definitely attack her jogging in the park "

😅😅 no running today sweetie.

Got Doughnuts for me and you TT 😘

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"She’s such a hottie the men queuing up hoping for a glimpse are getting in the way of me buying doughnuts from the bakeryi know right? I’d definitely attack her jogging in the park

😅😅 no running today sweetie.

Got Doughnuts for me and you TT 😘"

Tomorrow then ?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here"

No queue barging

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging "

He is really struggling to spell tonight

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging

He is really struggling to spell tonight "

Birthday d*unk was I assume?

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By *igg ayjayMan 48 weeks ago

bristol

Standing in a que

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By *artin84Man 48 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"

Got Doughnuts for me and you TT 😘"

They didn't get any doughnuts for me 🥹

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging "

I always wait

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging

He is really struggling to spell tonight "

She’s a grammar snob

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around

We are men we never get replies just blocked and hate mail back saying stop sending nudes of you in public and stalking me at my work place ! To be clear I did that once and pure coincidence

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging

He is really struggling to spell tonight

She’s a grammar snob "

Then she has her job cut out with me

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"We are men we never get replies just blocked and hate mail back saying stop sending nudes of you in public and stalking me at my work place ! To be clear I did that once and pure coincidence "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging

He is really struggling to spell tonight

She’s a grammar snob

Then she has her job cut out with me "

Hes just too hot and his profile is still not crap enough to stop him from getting all that female attention.

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By *afkaMan 48 weeks ago

Nottingham

She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"Not getting replies to know where im going wrong here

No queue barging

He is really struggling to spell tonight

She’s a grammar snob

Then she has her job cut out with me

Hes just too hot and his profile is still not crap enough to stop him from getting all that female attention."

Oh you came to that thread that’s right sorry ! That thread just made me more me popular no joke ! Waste of time

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet. "

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet. "

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

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By *eroLondonMan 48 weeks ago

Mayfair

Her quiveringly quaint quim is questionable.

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested "

I didn’t look at her pics when that offer was suggested! Rookie move on my part but let’s just say im more open to the idea! But there is stipulations

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested "

I keep telling her I recommend tears, but she won’t listen

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested "

What about margarine?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?"

HEATHEN

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?"

It’s just not butter…..

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

I keep telling her I recommend tears, but she won’t listen "

Really ? Thought she’d love that shit ! Maybe tears of a defenceless puppy she comes across that nuts

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter….."

I can’t believe it’s not butter

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around

I’d go mustard like a real man

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

I can’t believe it’s not butter "

He’s not a believer

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"I’d go mustard like a real man "

He’s not brave enough for horseradish

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

HEATHEN"

Wow. How rude. Dairy-supremacist

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter….."

You can't believe that

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I’d go mustard like a real man

He’s not brave enough for horseradish "

Real men use salt and sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that "

Hes a margerine man

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By *oStringsFun86Man 48 weeks ago

Bristol


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man "

So far away 😘

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"I’d go mustard like a real man

He’s not brave enough for horseradish

Real men use salt and sandpaper "

That’s wanking we talking ramming the sheriffs badge

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I'll Marge your rene

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I’d go mustard like a real man

He’s not brave enough for horseradish

Real men use salt and sandpaper

That’s wanking we talking ramming the sheriffs badge "

Anything is possible with the right attitude, god.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man "

She’s took picky over her bumming lube

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man

So far away 😘"

Men in Bristol already annoy the shit out of her 🤣

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By *oStringsFun86Man 48 weeks ago

Bristol


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man

So far away 😘

Men in Bristol already annoy the shit out of her 🤣"

😂😂

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By *ambertMan 48 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man

So far away 😘

Men in Bristol already annoy the shit out of her 🤣"

Bristol is a conspiracy made my big dough to sell more pizzas

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By *ittlebirdWoman 48 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"She hasn't offered to Bum me yet.

He wont let me use butter as lube so im not interested

What about margarine?

It’s just not butter…..

You can't believe that

Hes a margerine man

So far away 😘

Men in Bristol already annoy the shit out of her 🤣

Bristol is a conspiracy made my big dough to sell more pizzas "

That I’m not Brian. Or his wife

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around


"I’d go mustard like a real man

He’s not brave enough for horseradish

Real men use salt and sandpaper

That’s wanking we talking ramming the sheriffs badge

Anything is possible with the right attitude, god. "

He’s annoying cause he’s got a positive attitude and good ideas ! Fuck off being positive keep bringing them ideas tho

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria

He’s an all around risk

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"He’s an all around risk"

His heads on fire

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He’s an all around risk"

They should know that if there’s no risk, there’s no reward

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He’s an all around risk"

She looks better in a threesome than i would 😉

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He’s an all around risk

She looks better in a threesome than i would 😉"

Oh i don't know about that

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria


"He’s an all around risk

His heads on fire "

Psstt - that’s our friend 😜

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"He’s an all around risk

His heads on fire

Psstt - that’s our friend 😜 "

Close friends I’d say !

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"He’s an all around risk

His heads on fire

Psstt - that’s our friend 😜

Close friends I’d say ! "

Im not lois lane so superman wouldnt like me

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By *afkaMan 48 weeks ago

Nottingham

She's mistaken me for someone else, I've got a stick of lurpak with her name on it

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By *morousCouple8Couple 48 weeks ago

Cumbria


"He’s an all around risk

His heads on fire

Psstt - that’s our friend 😜

Close friends I’d say ! "

Well, yes 😅 he’s joined our bedroom regularly for the past 4 months. He’s a great friend with benefits 🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 48 weeks ago

Hatfield


"He’s an all around risk

His heads on fire

Psstt - that’s our friend 😜

Close friends I’d say !

Im not lois lane so superman wouldnt like me "

She’s doesn’t known where her bummings buttered

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around

So that’s what you took from my bio ? I did mention bowling too came 4th in Dublin all nationals 2021 but you don’t get nothing for 4th !

I’m annoying cause I can’t even place fucking 3rd

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By *arkdawson OP   Man 48 weeks ago

around

Also yes I’m most definitely risk !

But if you like the thought of maybe not making it home I’m your guy

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