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By *arand25Couple 39 weeks ago
Crowborough |
My mate said to me that he could cover me head to toe in Tippex inside two minutes, I said no way.
One minute 45 seconds later I was completely covered, he said what do you think now?
I said I stand corrected. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."
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By *eyeYCouple 39 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
Three Rottweiler's in a vets get talking..
1 and 2, respectively attacked a burglar and bag snatcher, resulting in just, but life changing injury to the perpetrator, while 3 jumped up and gave the missus a bone of his own while she was bent over the bath naked.
1 and 2, shocked and assuming, question why on earth he's being put down as they are.
3 responds "oh no, I'm just having my nails clipped!" |
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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.
He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered. |
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