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Going straight up the arse of the poster below 
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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The tv remote  |
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A large blonde German shepherd who smells like a swamp after her escapade to the river on her walk 💜 |
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Several balls of assorted tapestry wool.
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My colleague's chair. Makes me wince just typing it. |
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Ouch... But the next person gets a bookcase 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Rice crispy square. Marshmallow flavour too |
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By *assy69Man 29 weeks ago
Sussex/Wales |
A wet smelly dog that’s been outside enjoying the beginnings of the storm here  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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A 30 inch computer screen - I am so sorry |
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By *vaRoseWoman 29 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Brace yourself
It’s a standing fan |
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I'm not sure you'll survive...
A very large 1920's steamer trunk full of nerf guns 😬 |
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A glass jar. Try not to recreate THAT video 😳 |
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My brand new foldable picnic trolley |
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"Brace yourself
It’s a standing fan "
Cool! |
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Poster is safe. There is literally nothing to my right.
Well other than the wooden wall, in which case RIP and sorry about the splinters... |
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It’s now two cats so sorry about that! Xx |
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"It’s now two cats so sorry about that! Xx "
It’s just my vape |
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A discarded water cup(in a hospital waiting room).
Probably full of lurgy |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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PS5 controller 😬 |
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My extra large coffee mug, oops |
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"A pint of Guinness "
A blanket |
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By *sm265Woman 29 weeks ago
Perthshire |
A very prickly cactus! Sorry! |
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Teach me to not read OPs properly 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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A fish finger sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"A black cockapoo "
Does it bite? |
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Ooh - it’s an enormous book of Playboy centrefolds 1953-2016 😵 |
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"A black cockapoo
Does it bite? "
Just licks . |
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Dry roasted peanuts and a can of strongbow |
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The cat tower. Its a bit prickly though |
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Trebor soft mints and a box of colouring pens/ pencils |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Bottle of wine, get the lube out |
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Cricket bat, gonna need a hell of a lot of lube 😬 |
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By *avexxMan 29 weeks ago
cheshire |
cocker spaniel.. you may have to pin his ears back |
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By *asilForty77Man 29 weeks ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
The devastating 3000
Recip 7inch 9ah battery |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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My clock |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Glass of wine"
Sky remote... Could have been worse 😉 |
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A bus stop, sorry.
Fare well, next poster. |
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By *ildbillkidMan 29 weeks ago
where the road goes on forever |
42 ounce insulated Stanley drinking mug |
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A wheely bin. Gonna need more lube!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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The TV remote control. Don’t lose that, I need to switch channels soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"The TV remote control. Don’t lose that, I need to switch channels soon."
A 27kg bulldog but ive got lots of butter you will be fine |
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Bedside table complete with lamp, book, vape and other stuff lol |
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A vase full of roses, thorns removed thankfully |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Fleshlight |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Puppy  |
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By *im le2Man 29 weeks ago
AYLESTONE |
In bed so naked mate sleeping. |
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Not an "object"....but 2 Chihuahuas, the "Grandpups" on a sleepover. |
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Not what i wish it was or need right now |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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A book by Billy Connelly |
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A motorbike helmet. I'm fucked. |
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By *heMrsWoman 29 weeks ago
North Gloucestershire |
My morning cuppa |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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The Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Silicone gun im afraid |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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My glasses |
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By *tsacatch.22Man 29 weeks ago
OX / Bucks | London | Travel |
A pint glass, half full of water. Enjoy my friend. |
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By *tsacatch.22Man 29 weeks ago
OX / Bucks | London | Travel |
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Pillow - not sure how that'll work |
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By *tsacatch.22Man 29 weeks ago
OX / Bucks | London | Travel |
I will take you wife Let's have some fun |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Bidet. Yeah I know."
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Pillow |
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A black mongrel doggo. About collie sized, but mainly terriers, spaniels and whippets.
Sorry, he's quite a wriggler  |
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Mahusive Pumpkin Spiced Candle.....
O hold on, now a Chihuahua 😂 |
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A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss... |
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"A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss..."
A 1 litre water bottle. It's girthy and blue. Says "Applied Nutrition" on it. |
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"A 3d print of a warhammer 40k ork warboss...
A 1 litre water bottle. It's girthy and blue. Says "Applied Nutrition" on it."
A dipped white twirl |
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Imaginex batbot,sorry you can choose the black or blue one tho |
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A Dymo labelwriter duo - quite a hefty piece of electrified office equipment, so not ideal I'm afraid |
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By *aked beachMan 1 week ago
small cave, behind the big cave. |
An empty tea mug, about to be put to more use |
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"Going straight up the arse of the poster below
What is it? "
That'll be TheHusband |
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Numark dj decks.
At least we can have a party
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A lamp with a square lampshade |
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"My glasses case  "
6 gang extension lead |
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Been there, done that! lol
My glasses... |
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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Prosecco glass |
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A blanket...
Anyone wanna snuggle? |
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"A blanket...
Anyone wanna snuggle? "
My husband |
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My Soap and Glory nail varnish bag |
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A dark grey kettle. I suggest you use lube. Lots of lube. |
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"A cat 😳😂"
How the fuck do I get a tractor up your arse? 🤣 |
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"A cat 😳😂
How the fuck do I get a tractor up your arse? 🤣"
With great persistence and plenty of spit 🤷🏻♂️😂 |
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Remote Control and it's far bigger than my little cock |
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