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By *mpishMan 29 weeks ago
Lincoln |
"I’m quite gung, especially the thickness of my bellend lol. Makes up for the length.
Like a can of tuna? "
Ffs lol, I’d be worried if it looked like that. More like a midgets arm holding an apple |
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"But, more importantly, how do the bollocks measure up? 💜
I believe the bung 
I dunno.
That sounds more like butthole girth to me 💜"
More TP for my Bungholio? Yeah it doesn’t work for balls 🤔
How about, Swung? |
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"But, more importantly, how do the bollocks measure up? 💜
I believe the bung
I dunno.
That sounds more like butthole girth to me 💜
More TP for my Bungholio? Yeah it doesn’t work for balls 🤔
How about, Swung?"
For Swollocks?
I thought they were only called that when they were sweaty 💜 |
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"But, more importantly, how do the bollocks measure up? 💜
I believe the bung
I dunno.
That sounds more like butthole girth to me 💜
More TP for my Bungholio? Yeah it doesn’t work for balls 🤔
How about, Swung?
For Swollocks?
I thought they were only called that when they were sweaty 💜"
It could also sound like Swollen Balls, big balls. Big swollen balls.
Oh god. I’m getting turned on now. I’m like a gremlin. |
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"But, more importantly, how do the bollocks measure up? 💜
I believe the bung
I dunno.
That sounds more like butthole girth to me 💜
More TP for my Bungholio? Yeah it doesn’t work for balls 🤔
How about, Swung?
For Swollocks?
I thought they were only called that when they were sweaty 💜
It could also sound like Swollen Balls, big balls. Big swollen balls.
Oh god. I’m getting turned on now. I’m like a gremlin. "
My partner had a crap day and just needed a little human contact, so I spent the early evening at his just fondling balls while we watched a couple episodes of the thick of it. It's been an excellent day for me 💜 |
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"But, more importantly, how do the bollocks measure up? 💜
I believe the bung
I dunno.
That sounds more like butthole girth to me 💜
More TP for my Bungholio? Yeah it doesn’t work for balls 🤔
How about, Swung?
For Swollocks?
I thought they were only called that when they were sweaty 💜
It could also sound like Swollen Balls, big balls. Big swollen balls.
Oh god. I’m getting turned on now. I’m like a gremlin.
My partner had a crap day and just needed a little human contact, so I spent the early evening at his just fondling balls while we watched a couple episodes of the thick of it. It's been an excellent day for me 💜"
Well you’re just out there living my dream life! Can you tell me what we have planned tomorrow please.  |
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Apparently this so Brandies MD recons
According to international studies, the average penis girth is:
State Average Girth
Flaccid 3.7 inches
Erect 4.6 inches
Keep in mind that these are averages. Many men fall outside of this range and still experience healthy sexual function and satisfaction.
To get a reliable measurement:
Use a soft measuring tape or a strip of string.
Measure around the thickest part of the shaft, either flaccid or erect.
If using string, mark the length, then lay it flat against a ruler.
🔍 Pro Tip from Dr. Brandeis:
Measure three times at different times of day and average the results. Girth can fluctuate with arousal, temperature, and blood flow. |
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"Well you’re just out there living my dream life! Can you tell me what we have planned tomorrow please. "
Oh you don't want my tomorrow. I have a very unpleasant meeting to get through tomorrow 😅
But on Friday if I get my angles right I'll get to see those big bollocks swing 💜 |
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"Apparently this so Brandies MD recons
According to international studies, the average penis girth is:
State Average Girth
Flaccid 3.7 inches
Erect 4.6 inches
Keep in mind that these are averages. Many men fall outside of this range and still experience healthy sexual function and satisfaction.
To get a reliable measurement:
Use a soft measuring tape or a strip of string.
Measure around the thickest part of the shaft, either flaccid or erect.
If using string, mark the length, then lay it flat against a ruler.
🔍 Pro Tip from Dr. Brandeis:
Measure three times at different times of day and average the results. Girth can fluctuate with arousal, temperature, and blood flow."
I can see it now, Lovehoney are going to go out of stock on cock pumps. 🤭 |
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"Well you’re just out there living my dream life! Can you tell me what we have planned tomorrow please.
Oh you don't want my tomorrow. I have a very unpleasant meeting to get through tomorrow 😅
But on Friday if I get my angles right I'll get to see those big bollocks swing 💜"
I look forward to Friday!  |
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"Are you Gung? Above average girth?
Are you a Gung Ho? An extremely enthusiastic fan of girth?
Courtesy of Ad Mirer
Wow she went there lol "
Yours is Gung. Can you measure it 3 times please and report back with your findings? 😂 |
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"Are you Gung? Above average girth?
Are you a Gung Ho? An extremely enthusiastic fan of girth?
Courtesy of Ad Mirer
Wow she went there lol
Yours is Gung. Can you measure it 3 times please and report back with your findings? 😂 "
Can I add the 3 numbers together? That would make me feel good for sure! |
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By *agic.MMan 29 weeks ago
Kent/London |
"Did anyone figure out what makes a Willy Gung?
Yes...if it's thicker than an xxl lynx spray can
There’s an xxl Lynx spray now? As apposed to just a regular Lynx spray? 🤯"
Yes...I can show you, I can take a picture of it next to my pen...cil👀 |
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this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing. |
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"this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing. "
Are you trying to tell us that you’re Gung Chilly? 🤭 |
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Well I heard if you can fit in a toilet roll you're above average, so I guess I'm gung ho?
I got a pic in my pf where I measured if you wanted to see it and balls included because I know you like those miss |
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"Well I heard if you can fit in a toilet roll you're above average, so I guess I'm gung ho?
I got a pic in my pf where I measured if you wanted to see it and balls included because I know you like those miss "
🤭 don’t call me Miss. it makes me dribble down my thigh.
I fabbed it to show my appreciation for the home grown gung and Ballbag. |
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"Well I heard if you can fit in a toilet roll you're above average, so I guess I'm gung ho?
I got a pic in my pf where I measured if you wanted to see it and balls included because I know you like those miss
🤭 don’t call me Miss. it makes me dribble down my thigh.
I fabbed it to show my appreciation for the home grown gung and Ballbag. "
Mnhnnnnn gonna have to keep saying it then.... Miss
Awww thank you. You made my day  |
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"this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing.
Are you trying to tell us that you’re Gung Chilly? 🤭 "
I suppose so in a roundabout way ... perhaps ... don't worry I used 3 different tape measures... for mathematical accuracy... which makes it a theorem and not a theory...
yes I am gung ... lucky me  |
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"this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing.
Are you trying to tell us that you’re Gung Chilly? 🤭
I suppose so in a roundabout way ... perhaps ... don't worry I used 3 different tape measures... for mathematical accuracy... which makes it a theorem and not a theory...
yes I am gung ... lucky me "
It looks like you’re harbouring a small piglet in your jeans so yes, I’d say you’re gung 🎉 |
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"this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing.
Are you trying to tell us that you’re Gung Chilly? 🤭
I suppose so in a roundabout way ... perhaps ... don't worry I used 3 different tape measures... for mathematical accuracy... which makes it a theorem and not a theory...
yes I am gung ... lucky me
It looks like you’re harbouring a small piglet in your jeans so yes, I’d say you’re gung 🎉 "
pmsl laughing... your my type of nuts ... giggling away here |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"What’s the term for a really long thin one?
.fab.
Short thin here…  
Like an Argos pen?
IKEA pencil yes!
Oh it’s a practical penis  "
Yes! You can stick it behind your ear and everything!  |
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"Is a toilet roll tube considered gung?
If so then I'm gung "
I think of you put the toilet roll over your chode when it’s soft, then do something to get hard, if you feel it’s too tight then maybe that’s gung? 🤔 |
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"What’s the term for a really long thin one?
.fab.
Short thin here…
Like an Argos pen?
IKEA pencil yes!
Oh it’s a practical penis
Yes! You can stick it behind your ear and everything! "
Reminds me of the Scary Movie glory hole scene 😂 |
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"Is a toilet roll tube considered gung?
If so then I'm gung
I think of you put the toilet roll over your chode when it’s soft, then do something to get hard, if you feel it’s too tight then maybe that’s gung? 🤔 "
I'm toilet roll guy. There's no way that cardboard tube is fitting over my todg. |
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By *lim_funMan 28 weeks ago
Hebden bridge |
I'd say I'm above average girth but being 8inch just makes it look normal. Partner struggles without lube no matter how much foreplay and as much as most people want a big peen it's not that fun, no one wants to take it all |
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"I've always been told I've got a nice length, and a very nice girth. Definitely not fitting in a toilet roll tube without paper cuts  .
May do the measuring tape thing tomorrow out of curiosity."
Did you do the measuring tape thingy? 👀 |
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"I've always been told I've got a nice length, and a very nice girth. Definitely not fitting in a toilet roll tube without paper cuts .
May do the measuring tape thing tomorrow out of curiosity.
Did you do the measuring tape thingy? 👀 "
Totally slipped my mind! One of those days today. I'll report back tomorrow |
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"this did amuse me
Ok so yes i did measure 3 times out of curiosity.
Nope not typing this in an attempt to brag.
I was surprised with my finding...
Now to me the little chap does not look anything above average... quite possibly because I see it everyday and don't feel a need to go comparing it.
Quite frankly its what my genetics gave me in that department and it is what it is..
Now I have heard blokes with considerably well above average willy's suggest that it can actually be a bad thing based on not so many women are able to accommodate them, making sexual intercourse painful and very uncomfortable both during and after.. Guessing the women on site would have a better perspective and opinions of that.
This then triggered a memory of a documentary some time back about body dysmorphia, which covered people who pursue regimes such as body building, beauty therapies and surgical procedures to extremes to enhance and /or decrease body aesthetics which they disliked about themselves.
i guess we all have features which we take for granted without a second thought.... or perhaps wish could be a little better.
My view is the perfect bits and the imperfect bits all go together to make us uniquely us...don't get me wrong a lot to be said with paying attention to being healthy and fit and feeling good for individual positivity and wellbeing.
Are you trying to tell us that you’re Gung Chilly? 🤭
I suppose so in a roundabout way ... perhaps ... don't worry I used 3 different tape measures... for mathematical accuracy... which makes it a theorem and not a theory...
yes I am gung ... lucky me
It looks like you’re harbouring a small piglet in your jeans so yes, I’d say you’re gung 🎉
pmsl laughing... your my type of nuts ... giggling away here "
you got mail by the way purely to support your statistical research of course |
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