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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 29 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle

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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 29 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle

States single, not had a orgasm in 2 years, toys ran out of batteries.

Profile shows veri few months before, so guess he didnt satisfy her?

Has 2 male friends happy to join in,but neither made her cum in 2 years to?

Or they are gay, and the risk of meeting her ends in being s assaulted by the men. Bit dangerous

Has toys, but what,used them for DIY around the house and book ends?

This place makes me laugh at times

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By *eroLondonMan 29 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, I'm not a fan of self-flagellation and therefore you really shouldn't beat yourself up about your own profile in this way. 🩶

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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 29 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle

The humour you project is stunning. Thanks

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine aims for entertainment

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By *aven RedWoman 29 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Mine is tongue in cheek with my own style of humour in between some rants x

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By *CExeCouple 29 weeks ago

Hong-Kong/Exeter

There's a regular 'new female' profile that pops up stating that her biggest turn on is for a guy to turn up, go in the garage late at night and fuck her husband so he can tell her all about it later 🤣 that and another occasional profile that is allegedly a frustrated housewife who wants someone to come and stick their nob through the letter box at midnight so that 'she' can nosh them off. Amuses me intensely that they think folks are that gullible.

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By *aven RedWoman 29 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


" There's a regular 'new female' profile that pops up stating that her biggest turn on is for a guy to turn up, go in the garage late at night and fuck her husband so he can tell her all about it later 🤣 that and another occasional profile that is allegedly a frustrated housewife who wants someone to come and stick their nob through the letter box at midnight so that 'she' can nosh them off. Amuses me intensely that they think folks are that gullible."

Do you think any of the wanking dead take this offer up? X

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By *ools and the brainCouple 29 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I've given up trying to be funny since cancel culture banned humour.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Hi OP.

Have you considered that it may be satire? 💜

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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 29 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle

Yep, the amount of new profiles of single women, that after a week theres a man, and she wants see him with a guy. Shocking how suddenly this happens

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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 29 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle


"Hi OP.

Have you considered that it may be satire? 💜"

Lets hope, but the way the profile has so much info into what she wants, and the status is either satir, or baiting ppl.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


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the wanking dead"

So funny, yet many women would be wanking it too if they owned one

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By *naswingdressWoman 29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I really don't know about calling out a profile like that.

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By *athomMan 29 weeks ago

South Coast


" There's a regular 'new female' profile that pops up stating that her biggest turn on is for a guy to turn up, go in the garage late at night and fuck her husband so he can tell her all about it later 🤣 that and another occasional profile that is allegedly a frustrated housewife who wants someone to come and stick their nob through the letter box at midnight so that 'she' can nosh them off. Amuses me intensely that they think folks are that gullible."

That was Paul Weller’s original lyrics

“Cock through the letterbox at midnight “

Wouldn’t play it on Radio 1 though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 28 weeks ago
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"States single, not had a orgasm in 2 years, toys ran out of batteries.

Profile shows veri few months before, so guess he didnt satisfy her?

Has 2 male friends happy to join in,but neither made her cum in 2 years to?

Or they are gay, and the risk of meeting her ends in being s assaulted by the men. Bit dangerous

Has toys, but what,used them for DIY around the house and book ends?

This place makes me laugh at times

"

It can be a tough choice between heat, eat or buzzing. Batteries ain't cheap for everyone

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By *OTman4fwb OP   Man 28 weeks ago

clayton, newcastle


"States single, not had a orgasm in 2 years, toys ran out of batteries.

Profile shows veri few months before, so guess he didnt satisfy her?

Has 2 male friends happy to join in,but neither made her cum in 2 years to?

Or they are gay, and the risk of meeting her ends in being s assaulted by the men. Bit dangerous

Has toys, but what,used them for DIY around the house and book ends?

This place makes me laugh at times

It can be a tough choice between heat, eat or buzzing. Batteries ain't cheap for everyone "

But if had no orgasm for 2 years, whilst having toys before batteries ran out, what were they used for?

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By *naswingdressWoman 28 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"States single, not had a orgasm in 2 years, toys ran out of batteries.

Profile shows veri few months before, so guess he didnt satisfy her?

Has 2 male friends happy to join in,but neither made her cum in 2 years to?

Or they are gay, and the risk of meeting her ends in being s assaulted by the men. Bit dangerous

Has toys, but what,used them for DIY around the house and book ends?

This place makes me laugh at times

It can be a tough choice between heat, eat or buzzing. Batteries ain't cheap for everyone

But if had no orgasm for 2 years, whilst having toys before batteries ran out, what were they used for? "

Your empathy for sexual dysfunction radiates from my screen.

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By *olo180Man 28 weeks ago

Greater London

Not sure I totally understand this post 🤷🏻‍♂️

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