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By *ddy86 OP Man 35 weeks ago
Abram |
What's the funniest accident you've had during intimate play?
I'll start with this. Impressing my GF at Uni with my culinary skills, I made us an amazing dinner, properly made with all fresh ingredients, including a couple of chilli peppers. Fast forward to her room an hour or so later, with some heavy petting and a little down the front of the jeans action, she starts to shift around a little uncomfortably. Then runs to the bathroom screaming.
Apparently chilli residue doesn't easily wash off your fingers.  |
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By *ynecplCouple 35 weeks ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
A month into dating my now wife she got the house to herself as her parents had gone out for the evening. I went around with a bottle of champagne and we had a light dinner and drank the bottle of champagne. I then attempted to sweep her off her feet and carry her upstairs to the bedroom. Got to the bottom of the stairs turned to take the first step and cracked her head on the banister. Thankfully no damage done (well maybe some brain damage after all she married me).
Running joke between us is that to get her into bed that first time required alcohol and concussion  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS 35 weeks ago
Gosport |
Years ago my now ex wife and I took a Gulet cruising holiday on the Turkish Aegean coast. One morning we retreated to our ridiculously hot cabin to make love. Now the cabins on these relatively small boats don't have lock, apparently so the crew can rapidly evacuate people in an emergency. Anyway we were very passionately enjoying ourselves on the bed when the cabin boy walks in to clean the room. My ex screamed, slide out from under me andgrabbed the only sheet to cover herself. I am left kneeling there very much on show.
The cabin boy goes beat red, apologises and makes a very swift exit. We felt very sorry for him as a couple of hours later we saw him on the beach in one of the little coves we moored up in alternating between praying and flogging himself with a bundle of branches. It seemed to be one of the most excessive responses we ever inspired. |
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By *ddy86 OP Man 35 weeks ago
Abram |
"A month into dating my now wife she got the house to herself as her parents had gone out for the evening. I went around with a bottle of champagne and we had a light dinner and drank the bottle of champagne. I then attempted to sweep her off her feet and carry her upstairs to the bedroom. Got to the bottom of the stairs turned to take the first step and cracked her head on the banister. Thankfully no damage done (well maybe some brain damage after all she married me).
Running joke between us is that to get her into bed that first time required alcohol and concussion "
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"What's the funniest accident you've had during intimate play?
I'll start with this. Impressing my GF at Uni with my culinary skills, I made us an amazing dinner, properly made with all fresh ingredients, including a couple of chilli peppers. Fast forward to her room an hour or so later, with some heavy petting and a little down the front of the jeans action, she starts to shift around a little uncomfortably. Then runs to the bathroom screaming.
Apparently chilli residue doesn't easily wash off your fingers. "
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By *recticWoman 35 weeks ago
taunton |
I used to meet a guy at a hotel next to my office. He checked in and I arrived, for some unknown reason the reception just walked into the room while I had his cock in my mouth. They both commando rolled out of each other’s line of sight but not mine. He was hiding behind the wall and she was backing out the door on her knees looking at the floor apologising. Told everyone I knew about it within the hour. |
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With my ex, we were going to bed and just as i entered the bedroom, she got completely naked and jumped into bed with a wry and seductive smile (which meant i was on!). Upon seeing her naked and jumping into bed i tore off my clothes at the door way, so she could see me naked and standing to attention...as i walked into the bedroom...i flicked the light off as i passed the switch, just as the light went off and it went completely dark, i tried to be funny ( school boy mood and error) and thought it would be a good idea to do my perfect peter griffin laugh...eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Needless to say it completely killed the fucking mood (so my ON was now OFf) and i got bollocked for it!! 🥴
I suppose it was self inflicted, however a complete accident that i killed the moment without meaning to.😭 |
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