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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hitchhiked a ride home at 4am after a night out, a guy stopped, I got in.
20 years later we're still together, married for 15 years, 3 kids.
I was lucky! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hitchhiked a ride home at 4am after a night out, a guy stopped, I got in.
20 years later we're still together, married for 15 years, 3 kids.
I was lucky!"
Blimey!! 
That's awesome! A bit risky but awesome all the same!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hitchhiked a ride home at 4am after a night out, a guy stopped, I got in.
20 years later we're still together, married for 15 years, 3 kids.
I was lucky!"
Aw wow  |
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them.
I have regretted it ever day of my life since.
Your arse doesn't fit in it?  "
I will try it tonight.
I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them.
I have regretted it ever day of my life since.
Your arse doesn't fit in it?
I will try it tonight.
I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again. "
would you be able to video said arse getting into hammock please |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I once bought a banana hammock after watching an infommercial on them.
I have regretted it ever day of my life since.
Your arse doesn't fit in it?
I will try it tonight.
I wish I had bought two now, one for each cheek. FFS banana hammock impulse is growing again.
would you be able to video said arse getting into hammock please "
Yes this!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"  
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened? "
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Whilst d*unk at a zoo once I tried impressing my freinds by challenging a silverback gorilla to a fight!
Luckily for me - being from central Africa (and of course a gorilla!) he didn't understand a word of English - and so more than likely took my words to be an attempt to sell him car insurance - as he simply threw some of his own shit at me!
Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!!  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really… "
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again? "
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next... |
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next... "
Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'. "
What size feet does Soxy have? If you program the time machine right I'll liberated some... give you a bit more ass room...  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Whilst d*unk at a zoo once I tried impressing my freinds by challenging a silverback gorilla to a fight!
Luckily for me - being from central Africa (and of course a gorilla!) he didn't understand a word of English - and so more than likely took my words to be an attempt to sell him car insurance - as he simply threw some of his own shit at me!
Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!! "
What made you go to the zoo d*unk? |
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
What size feet does Soxy have? If you program the time machine right I'll liberated some... give you a bit more ass room... "
He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in. |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
went shopping for a pushbike to get fit and bought a soft top car instead
well it was sunny"
That's a fairly big change of plan... bet you have no regrets... well other than the weather in the UK! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next...
Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'. "
 I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh.... |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Quit my job, put my house on the market and buggered off to Australia. Decided one day was pretty much gone within a week. That was the biggest impulsive thing I've done lol. "
Wow! That's put my impulse drive to Manchester for the weekend into the bin!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst d*unk at a zoo once I tried impressing my freinds by challenging a silverback gorilla to a fight!
Luckily for me - being from central Africa (and of course a gorilla!) he didn't understand a word of English - and so more than likely took my words to be an attempt to sell him car insurance - as he simply threw some of his own shit at me!
Still - probably a preferable result to being torn limb from limb!
Impulsive? Yes! But a lucky escape!!
What made you go to the zoo d*unk? "
Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub!
Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I met a woman on my flight back from Ibiza we got talking on the plane and when we got back to Gatwick we had a drink together and decided to go to Amsterdam we just bought the tickets and went.
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"I once touched something that had a big warning sign on it saying...
"Danger do not touch"
Well of course... what else would you do with it?!
What happened?
Nothing it was a quite a disappointment really…
*sticks a 'danger do not touch' sign to Funky's arse*
Do it again Soxy... do it again?
You go first this time,,,, If it clamps shut with a bang, I'll know its safe to poke mine in next...
Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh.... "
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jumped out of an aeroplane
That takes some beating in my book,,, simply because you've got plenty opportunity to change you mind.... "
If it hadn't have been for the fact I was first to go and if I didn't go the other 3 couldn't believe me I would have backed out.
As it happens it was bloody amazing and I'm glad I did it. Not so sure I would do it again mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub!
Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!
Unless you piss off the gorilla and he starts chucking shit at you?
Were your friends impressed?"
More amused than impressed!
I'm only assuming that of course - as it took them an hour or so to stop rolling around the floor pissing themselves laughing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point. "
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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Was a hot sunny day and we'd got bored of sitting in the pub!
Zoos are way more fun d*unk!!
Unless you piss off the gorilla and he starts chucking shit at you?
Were your friends impressed?
More amused than impressed!
I'm only assuming that of course - as it took them an hour or so to stop rolling around the floor pissing themselves laughing! "
Ahhh... the whole laughing at you/with you dilemma! I'm guessing at you!! |
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
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IT WAS A PRESENT!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually deciding I was going to leave my husband at 9 one night while he was away( yes a chicken) and being in the car at 6 am in morning with clothes and 27p in my purse probably beats jumping out of a plane. |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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He's a 10 and a 9 in some. You are a 6 so will need padding. Coordinates locked in.
How do you know my shoe size you big stalking pansy?
Oh I know so much. SoOoOOoOooo much! "
So does Soxy by the looks of it... a kitty towel?? Hahaha! Loser! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!! "
Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself... |
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!!
Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself... "
At least it was a real present. All you ever get me are 'invisible' presents. Like my 'invisible' cravat and my 'invisible' Persian slippers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sox is for ever touching my arse DG .
We are currently sharing the same quarters in the time machine as his wardrobe deck is being modified to cater for his growing collection of heels.
He can be quite 'touchy feely' at times and in my opinion goes beyond 'friendship touchy feelyness'.
I thought you liked it!...
I mean why else would you ponce around the time-machine in nothing more the a knotted towel thats far to loose around the hips..
sheeeeeeesh....
I always think the towel makes me look classicly Greek....
Aaaaahh I see your point.
Oh c'mon Funky...its a pink “Hello Kitty” towel…....
IT WAS A PRESENT!!!
Yeah,,,, from yourself to yourself...
At least it was a real present. All you ever get me are 'invisible' presents. Like my 'invisible' cravat and my 'invisible' Persian slippers. "
sheeeesh Funks,,,,, thats gratitude for ya....
You told me you like them...!!! tuh |
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