The best and most accurate technique is to tie one end of a measuring tape to a lamppost, wrap the tape around your waist at least three times and then finally, measure your member.

Oh…don’t forget to multiply the said measurement by two for the final figure 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin..."

Harsh

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By *hekaiserMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Do you have a sky remote?"

Sky Q remote is smaller than the standard sky remote used by guys

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By *ddie1966Man 24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Personally I use milky ways as a reference.

I'm at 4. (fun sized ones)

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By *ynamite500Man 24 weeks ago

Angus

Furlongs!😁

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By *uke_silverMan 24 weeks ago

London

Used to be a prototype bar for the metre, but now it's defined wrt the distance travelled by light in a vacuum.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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Central

I provide internationally recognised measurements

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By *iddle ManMan 24 weeks ago

Walsall

Just don't use a Pringle can.

If I want to measure something, I usually use a tape measure or at least a measuring device.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 24 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I use a measuring wheel

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By *athomMan 24 weeks ago

South Coast

Easy for me

Vernier for Length

Micrometer for girth 😊

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By *heelerMan 24 weeks ago

Northants

2 clenched hands and a thumb

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By *andy manMan 24 weeks ago

Nearby

The official SI unit for cock measurement is the Delusion (De)

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Ask a lady to do it truthfully and honest failing that just don’t measure you can’t do anything about it

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By *host63Man 24 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Never ever measured it. The damn thing works and thats all that matters

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Whatever number you come up with, remember that you have to walk the talk at the end of the day.

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester

I consider this to be similar to the well known alledged multiplier for "body count" (hate that phrase)

Whatever a man says divide by 2 😁

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By *kphooey43Man 24 weeks ago

Barnet

I use 'what three words', seems to be:

///impulsive.transcribes.crabmeat to ///morphing.plot.texted

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By *dible_KinkCouple 24 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Trundle wheel from the body to the tip. The wheel itself is 14", so you can't really log a measurement smaller than that

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By *ittylover123Man 24 weeks ago

donegal

Same as anything else start at the start!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man 24 weeks ago

Didcot

"So random kinda question. Where to start and end. Inches or cm too "

Really, just why?

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By *im le2Man 24 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

We all lie. I tell ppl I'm four and a half when it's really four and a quarter.

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By *ddieg85Man 24 weeks ago

Cumbria

I used a Mr sheen can lol

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By *obajxMan 24 weeks ago

Cheshire

"If you can’t find a sky remote , a deodorant can works lol"

I must dig my travel size Sure out of my overnight bag

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By *ustforfun1759Couple 24 weeks ago

IRVINE

Does it really matter as long as it works mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"According to the men on here, coccyx to the furthest you can stretch your foreskin..."

😂

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By *utsackerMan 24 weeks ago

north east

I don’t measure as know I’ll be highly disappointed either the result, I just tell everyone it’s fucking tiny then I’d done woman gives you pity sex and it’s slightly above tiny it’s a pleasant surprise for her

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