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By * Willis OP Man 24 weeks ago

London/Essex

1. Measure underneath your shaft it allows more room for the ruler or tape measure to slide back

2. Measure from the side if there’s no other option or you’re genuinely well hung

3. NEVER AND I REPEAT NEVER measure from the top there’s nothing there but hurt feelings and dented ego’s

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By *utsackerMan 24 weeks ago

north east

Take a hacksaw and cut the first 1-3 inches off the ruler this makes for a much more pleasing result

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Motherwell

If you can mash my g spot or make me gag you are more than 9" . Lol mm Mx 😈😈😈🍆🍆🍆

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple 24 weeks ago

London

I like to go out to the nearest busy road and line up against two/three London buses.

For the record last time I tried I was 0.016 London buses

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By *alcolm XtraMan 24 weeks ago

Northfleet

Isn't it all about circumference?

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By *exxyyDy11Man 24 weeks ago

North West

If you can impale a lady with your cock, you've got a big cock.

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By *0andyMan 24 weeks ago

Dorset

2 interesting facts about me . My cock is two times the size of an argos pen .........and the second fact is that I'm now banned from argos.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 24 weeks ago
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Central

Use elastic. When fully stretched, mark the units of measurement, so that they will be visible very clearly. Doing it this way, the centimetres become inches, if you round up and add 2.

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By *hristianGray2005Man 24 weeks ago

Galway Mayo Clare Roscommon

1,2, skip a few, 8, 9, 10 lol

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By *ustplayfullwifeCouple 24 weeks ago

Shapwick

this is the whole reason why ladies can't park, we're told 8" but we've only 4" available

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By *ddy86Man 24 weeks ago

Abram

"Take a hacksaw and cut the first 1-3 inches off the ruler this makes for a much more pleasing result "

I wondered where this was going for a second

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By *hil most chillMan 24 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Measure in millimetres for a bigger number. Bigger is always better

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By *orknmindy21Couple 24 weeks ago

Newtownards

Hitting the mrs cervix, Hitting the spot 👌

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By *hilly1515Man 24 weeks ago

Rite lads throw the tape measures away..

This came from the words of 5 different women's opinion. I work with them they know i have no filters so it was an easy tea break conversation

If it goes up to or over your belly button when hard its long... if it does that but a woman can just about get her hand around it .... its big ...

And if you think about it makes a lot of sense ...

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