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Why do men have such bad profiles on here?

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I would say 90% of the women’s profiles on here are decent , even if they come across a bit dismissive or cynical you can see they put some thought and effort into capturing a few photographs and text that gives a bit of an insight into what they are like and how to approach them.

But the guys, 95% absolutely atrocious, one or more cock pics and some stupid text.

Why is that ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Because "it's just a fuck site" mentality reigns among many of the penis people 💜

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Because they lack the required effort to spend 10 minutes writing a solid profile which gives people some insight into themselves.

Unfortunately these are the predominant lot on here.

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan 24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"Why is that ?"

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

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By *elvet RopeMan 24 weeks ago

by the big field

Yeah, blokes have a shit profile while the many women with their 'Fill out later' or just 'X' and a picture of their vag is worthy of a Pulitzer!

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I think mine's ok. I'm too old for most people anyway 🤓🥷

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By *hilloutMan 24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I would say 90% of the women’s profiles on here are decent , even if they come across a bit dismissive or cynical you can see they put some thought and effort into capturing a few photographs and text that gives a bit of an insight into what they are like and how to approach them.

But the guys, 95% absolutely atrocious, one or more cock pics and some stupid text.

Why is that ?"

I'd disagree with the 90% of women's profiles being decent, though the percentage is higher than for men or couples for that matter.

For a single male it helps as an initial advertisement, never assuring success, only the possibility.

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By *urvyMilf4BlackMenWoman 24 weeks ago

Norwich


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way. "

That's simply not true.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Love your opinion privately on mine

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By *o much for stardustWoman 24 weeks ago

1311 Mockingbird Lane


"Because "it's just a fuck site" mentality reigns among many of the penis people 💜"

Totally agree with you

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby

You should see the state of some of the women and couple's profiles in my local search. Dire and lazy is an understatement.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

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By *enuineChillMan 24 weeks ago

edinburgh

Purely down to effort surely. But if you want to give reviews be my guest 😏🤷‍♂️

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan 24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"That's simply not true. "

But I think it's what a lot of guys think.

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far."

It's a lesson I learned when taking photos not to wank furiously so I can keep the damn phone still. And I figured it out all by myself 😍

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

It's a lesson I learned when taking photos not to wank furiously so I can keep the damn phone still. And I figured it out all by myself 😍"

You are an inspiration to all Joe

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By *avie65Man 24 weeks ago

In the west.

I’ve just had a look at mine. I think it’s okay especially now that I have hidden some of my photos.

I think I will go and peruse them again and maybe fab a few. 🤣

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

It's a lesson I learned when taking photos not to wank furiously so I can keep the damn phone still. And I figured it out all by myself 😍"

This is the absolute pinnacle of what we can expect for men. Bow down and worship. Oh my god *swoons*

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"That's simply not true.

But I think it's what a lot of guys think. "

But not what the successful ones think.

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By *ynamite500Man 24 weeks ago

Angus


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

It's a lesson I learned when taking photos not to wank furiously so I can keep the damn phone still. And I figured it out all by myself 😍

You are an inspiration to all Joe"

Yeah! Otherwise the cock pic end up blurry!😳

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

That's simply not true. "

I think it can be. I've seen women with verifications from guys with a couple of pics and hardly any bio. Why they decided to meet, I can't assume, but it surely couldn't be because their profile stood out in any way.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"#notallmen"

#shortkingsonly 💜

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan 24 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire


"But not what the successful ones think."

Shh! You don't want to tell everyone...

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

It's a lesson I learned when taking photos not to wank furiously so I can keep the damn phone still. And I figured it out all by myself 😍

You are an inspiration to all Joe"

It's a burden to maintain that level but it's why God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers ♥️

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"But not what the successful ones think.

Shh! You don't want to tell everyone... "

They never listen. There is enough information on the forums to tell blokes what to do but no one ever picks it up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc,

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc, "

I'd disagree as to the why. Women like to show off lets admit, women want the compliments. Guys in general don't give a shit which is why they don't faff on with the photos like women.

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc, "

God. You want more than a pulse? So picky.

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By *SharedAdventureCouple 24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Means the good ones stand out though!

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"#notallmen

#shortkingsonly 💜"

I feel seen 🥹

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By *ynamite500Man 24 weeks ago

Angus


"I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc,

I'd disagree as to the why. Women like to show off lets admit, women want the compliments. Guys in general don't give a shit which is why they don't faff on with the photos like women.

"

this☝️in a nut shell..or in a nut sack if you prefer!😁

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By *ANiCURETV/TS 24 weeks ago

Winchester


"I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc,

I'd disagree as to the why. Women like to show off lets admit, women want the compliments. Guys in general don't give a shit which is why they don't faff on with the photos like women.

"

Exactly

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I agree. I get messages from some shockingly bad profiles.

If they have no public pics and a 2 word blurb then what have I got to go on apart from the fact that they have a pulse?

Women, couples and to a lesser degree us Trans have to fill in our profiles to try and filter out useless messages, as none of us want someone to complain that they thought we were looking for someone from miles away, etc,

I'd disagree as to the why. Women like to show off lets admit, women want the compliments. Guys in general don't give a shit which is why they don't faff on with the photos like women.

this☝️in a nut shell..or in a nut sack if you prefer!😁"

Seems counterintuitive to me.

You make a profile to be noticed by other people, so you only do what you care about.

🤷‍♀️ Is understanding that not everyone thinks like you an advanced skill?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way. "

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

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By *issmorganWoman 24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

No idea, but so many have blank or low effort profiles. Then fail to see this is why women and couples don't engage with them.

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"I mean give them a chance, they managed to log on and everything whilst wanking furiously. A decent profile is a step too far.

"

You know we can't multitask, some women just ask for too much

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^"

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Rude. Mine is top tier

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"But not what the successful ones think.

Shh! You don't want to tell everyone...

They never listen. There is enough information on the forums to tell blokes what to do but no one ever picks it up."

We can either try to read all that crap or look at tits. Not much of a choice really 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile."

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘

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By *xLedZepxx2Man 24 weeks ago

Didcot

My profile can be taken as quite negative but that's because a lot of men have trouble reading past the first line, meaning I need to be clear on what I will and won't do and put it in the first few lines where it will hopefully get noticed, doesn't seem to work though, it seems some guys still can't read or more likely think they are special and can be the exception to the rule. My pics, yeah hopeless and I need to get hepl doing some decent ones.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

All I can say is we need help and sometimes it’s hard as trying to please everyone without offending

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Mine is deliberate

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Well if this thread is good for one thing, its highlighting those profiles that are so far up thier own arses when it comes to thier own perfection, so you know who to block/ignore.

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By *hilloutMan 24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘"

Glunge 😅😂

Knee deep, preferably! 😂🤣

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By *hilloutMan 24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘

Glunge 😅😂

Knee deep, preferably! 😂🤣"

Clunge! Ffs autocorrect 🙄

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By *nnandElleCouple 24 weeks ago

Brackley

Excellent, another man-bashing thread. We need more of these...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Central

You'd assume that people would give others what they assume they want. Perhaps it's indicative of many of the men here having low levels of empathy. Beyond them craving cock, it's a desert out there for them

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By *ora the explorerWoman 24 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Makes the decent ones stand out. That’s how I see it

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Excellent, another man-bashing thread. We need more of these... "

True. Let's starts a couples one!

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By *nnandElleCouple 24 weeks ago

Brackley


"Excellent, another man-bashing thread. We need more of these...

True. Let's starts a couples one!"

Lets bash everyone!

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By *ora the explorerWoman 24 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way. "

I can’t agree with this

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By *lrightthenMan 24 weeks ago

Bradford

Cos ceebs

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 24 weeks ago

Maidstone

I don't mind the bad ones. They are instant rejects. Makes it easier to search it the good ones. I've met guys with seemingly poor profiles too on the odd occasion. There has to be something to attract me though.

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By *offeeLoverMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I tried to make my profile as best as it can be and honestly I don't think it'd make a difference. Haven't had any less deleted or read messages than before 🤷‍♂️

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By *elvet RopeMan 24 weeks ago

by the big field


"Excellent, another man-bashing thread. We need more of these... "

Don’t worry, the fab forum delivers on a regular basis

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By *owmanytimesMan 24 weeks ago

derby

Mine is perfect, it’s a representation of me, I am a dick, some of the time I am not, but mostly if you saw me in public you wouldn’t look twice, we could all make a better profile as beauty is in the eye and all that, I could wax lyrical, take arty shots, is it a competition? Why is everyone running around trying to get meets, I’m not soul crushingly lonely, I’m only came back to pick on flat earthers

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By *osephSamuel90Man 24 weeks ago

Warfield


"I tried to make my profile as best as it can be and honestly I don't think it'd make a difference. Haven't had any less deleted or read messages than before 🤷‍♂️ "

This. Unless you're a good-looking guy with a six pack and 6ft+ chances are you're messages are just going to go unread or deleted anyway, so why spend an hour writing a linked in style bio just to get the same results? Most women on here literally have nothing written in their bios

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By *en_Dover79Man 24 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

Is mine that bad?

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By *offeeLoverMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I tried to make my profile as best as it can be and honestly I don't think it'd make a difference. Haven't had any less deleted or read messages than before 🤷‍♂️

This. Unless you're a good-looking guy with a six pack and 6ft+ chances are you're messages are just going to go unread or deleted anyway, so why spend an hour writing a linked in style bio just to get the same results? Most women on here literally have nothing written in their bios"

Not even that. There's women that don't want a guy with a 6 pack, hung and 6ft tall It's fact that there's so many guys it almost feels like luck to be seen and be the top of the messages let alone a meet

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By *ellhungvweMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Let’s be honest: the overwhelming number of profiles on here (male, female, couples) are poor.

Pretty much universally profiles say what people want or don’t want. It is all about the writer. People reading profiles don’t care about the writer. They care about themselves. If a profile focuses on the reader then it stands out. Very few do.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 24 weeks ago

East Lincs

The title should be ‘why do people have such bad profiles on here?’

I don’t quite understand why some people sell themselves how they do on their profile, however it’s also a great filtering tool.

K

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By *asygoing8Man 24 weeks ago

aldringham

Bad profiles are a great filter!

People are what they put on their tins

I wouldn't want it any other way - if everybody took advice OR copied decent profiles there'd be an awful lot of time wasting and very disappointed people!

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By *ick MastersMan 24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just browsing and being on this site I can say that most women’s and couples are utter shite too.

I think this topic comes up, due the sheer number of single men profiles on the site.

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

That's simply not true. "

Yeah it’s not true. The guys who do good tend to have nice profiles , because it’s a reflection of their personality and vice versa

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Is mine that bad?"

We think it’s not good but have seen worse

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS 24 weeks ago

stockport

Because they are lazy and unimaginative

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By *apinMan 24 weeks ago

London


"#notallmen"

What's wrong with tall men

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Excellent, another man-bashing thread. We need more of these... "

Just an observation, not a complaint there’s enough decent male profiles to choose from still , was just curious why women put more effort in when they already have far more choice

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative "

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘

Glunge 😅😂

Knee deep, preferably! 😂🤣

Clunge! Ffs autocorrect 🙄"

You’re a fan of glunge as well as rock? 🤣🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 24 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"#notallmen

What's wrong with tall men "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hilloutMan 24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘

Glunge 😅😂

Knee deep, preferably! 😂🤣

Clunge! Ffs autocorrect 🙄

You’re a fan of glunge as well as rock? 🤣🤣"

I get the feeling someone will now endlessly tease a misworded term 😅😂

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By *orkshireGrizzlyMan 24 weeks ago

Wakefield

It's a matter of perspective.

In its basic form Fab's a pick / hook up site.

If you want something more then you will be required to go looking for it. I would hazard a guess that the majority will not want that and just be looking for the easy wins. Some may not even want to hook up and are just looking for some wanking material (male and female I hasten to add).

It's my opinion that those who take the time to post on the forums are the ones who want more of a connection and go looking for the ones who put the effort in.

From a purely male point of view, I've seen no difference in having a basic profile with cock shots, to the one I've got now with more "tasteful" pictures. In fact I get more compliments from other males than any interaction from females, but that's also the numbers game we as men play by being on here.

Some can be bothered, others, not so much. C'est la vie.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 24 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"...only came back to pick on flat earthers "

is there a flat earther bashing thread I missed?! 🤗

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 24 weeks ago

Cheshire

Not much to write about when they just want a shag.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc "

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

"

All women?

All men?

Nope

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By *artorialMan 24 weeks ago

weymouth

Lazy and unimaginative, although it can evolve as you learn what attracts attention

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By *oeBeansMan 24 weeks ago

Derby


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

It's probably not wholly true, but ultimately, you can have the best profile in the world but if those you reach out to aren't attracted to you, you'll have no success regardless of your profile.

That’s very true JB however being attractive isn’t just what someone looks like. Actually putting effort into your profile is a very attractive trait. Shows you didn’t just think you would be surrounded by clunge because you signed up to a “sex site” 😘"

Sorry, I don't agree. Having a good profile may be attractive to some but if the subject of that profile isn't attractive to the person seeing it, it doesn't matter if they have 2 or 20 photos, 1 line or 10 lines. Physical attraction is the deal-breaker for everyone on here regardless of a profile or how it comes across.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS 24 weeks ago

stockport

Too many cocks spoil the profile

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

All women?

All men?

Nope "

10 points 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Easier to just look at the pictures tbh

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman 24 weeks ago

Cambs

A decent profile is the first thing I look for.. low effort usually means the same in person.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

All women?

All men?

Nope "

I didn't say all. I was going for the majority. Which yeah, the majority of women do and the majority of men don't care.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

If you adjust for proportional representation I'd say the stats for rubbish profiles are fairly even.

Men don't have a monopoly on being rubbish or having bad attitudes on here.

If you're seeing too many that don't suit your preferences maybe change up where you're looking and how you're using the site.

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By *kphooey43Man 24 weeks ago

Barnet


"I think mine's ok. I'm too old for most people anyway 🤓🥷"

Mere youth!

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By *w funwifeWoman 24 weeks ago

near taunton

for me its just normal that alot of guys wont put any effort in but again thats good brecause it tells you who to stay clear of ...

at the end of the day attraction is key sexual psychival and mebtal attration so 99.88 % of guys wont interest me..

any guy showung that hes here just to empty ball is ignored ...

id hate to be a guy on here as the zillions of men seek fun with the hundereds of women /couple alot of whom dont want to meet men or are men pretending to be women/couples..

als0 this saying that they ruin it for the rest is rubbish they ruin it for themselves and and many guy will use them as an excuse ...

you could have the best profile and pics going but if no one fancys you then it wont matter...and just because some on a forum dont like cock pics does not mean all women feel the same ...i wont meet until ive seen one after ive asked to of course ...

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

All women?

All men?

Nope

I didn't say all. I was going for the majority. Which yeah, the majority of women do and the majority of men don't care.

"

I mean Ive seen some awesome pics of ladies on here...but ive also seen the same from guys ??

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By *offeeLoverMan 24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"for me its just normal that alot of guys wont put any effort in but again thats good brecause it tells you who to stay clear of ...

at the end of the day attraction is key sexual psychival and mebtal attration so 99.88 % of guys wont interest me..

any guy showung that hes here just to empty ball is ignored ...

id hate to be a guy on here as the zillions of men seek fun with the hundereds of women /couple alot of whom dont want to meet men or are men pretending to be women/couples..

als0 this saying that they ruin it for the rest is rubbish they ruin it for themselves and and many guy will use them as an excuse ...

you could have the best profile and pics going but if no one fancys you then it wont matter...and just because some on a forum dont like cock pics does not mean all women feel the same ...i wont meet until ive seen one after ive asked to of course ... "

Yeah you make a good point there. I've seen variations and some guys get meets with just cock pics and basic of so it's not the be all end all

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By *kphooey43Man 24 weeks ago

Barnet


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

All women?

All men?

Nope "

I sense a survey from Sidney Uni coming on.

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By *eroLondonMan 24 weeks ago

Mayfair

I don't entirely agree. Men outnumber the women on here and so there's a greater likelihood of seeing a 'poorer' standard of profile from them.

Women aren't immune from lacklustre profiles. At least you know where you stand with some men because their efforts reflect their output and they're not pretending to project anything of quality. Some women assume that a regurgitation of random sentences that make little sense even to themselves is going to cut the mustard with the opposite sex. If anything women need to up their game and stop imitating men.

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"I think mine's ok. I'm too old for most people anyway 🤓🥷"

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

That's simply not true. "

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Since you 50s no matter what you are in profile

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Since you 50s no matter what you are in profile "

Thats simply not true

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By *each BenMan 24 weeks ago

swansea

I’d love some constructive criticism of my profile

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By *ANiCURETV/TS 24 weeks ago

Winchester

Did anyone else's noticed that this post took 3 hours to get nearly 100 comments but the other post about "biggest turn ons/offs for men" only has 22 comments in 8 hours?

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’d love some constructive criticism of my profile "

All your pictures are of your cock

Please refer to all other profile feedback threads as to why this may be an issue 🙏

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By *abulincsCouple 24 weeks ago

pe129 area

We get told we have a good profile but too old and smoke for most on here lol

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By *idethestormMan 24 weeks ago

northants

I did try with mine, but I guess looks are everything.

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"Since you 50s no matter what you are in profile

Thats simply not true"

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Seems its less contact

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By *he Silver FuxMan 24 weeks ago

Utero


"I’d love some constructive criticism of my profile

All your pictures are of your cock

Please refer to all other profile feedback threads as to why this may be an issue 🙏"

This particular feedback loop for single males, which is ignored completely in most cases is almost as depressing as watching Grave of the Fireflies, Requiem for a Dream, Schindler's List, Manchester by the Sea, and Dancer in the Dark one after another

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By *007ManMan 24 weeks ago

Worthing

Only a bad profile if you are not like that "bloke on the telly". If Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill etc wrote drivel with nothing but cock pics, they would still get meets.

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan 24 weeks ago

Madrid

That's because 90% of woman's profile are fake, men pretending to be woman just saying

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"Because "it's just a fuck site" mentality reigns among many of the penis people 💜

Totally agree with you "

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Because most men can’t be bothered with writing long arse profiles where realistically you like the look of us or you don’t.

I get loads of messages after women read my profile because I am not gonna start writing a bunch of bs to attract a women who finds out later who I am. My profile is harsh and to the point. This is who I am take it or leave it. I’m not gonna sugar coat that if I message you it’s because your pics have made me want to rail you nothing else

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Def agree

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Def agree

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago


"That's because 90% of woman's profile are fake, men pretending to be woman just saying"

Ah, I guess it's better than the reality of the women just not finding you attractive.

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"Because "it's just a fuck site" mentality reigns among many of the penis people 💜

Totally agree with you "

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By *he Silver FuxMan 24 weeks ago

Utero


"Only a bad profile if you are not like that "bloke on the telly". If Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill etc wrote drivel with nothing but cock pics, they would still get meets. "

A teaching moment….

If those handsome guys had nothing but cock pics in their profiles ….then you wouldn’t know they were handsome guys!!! FFS!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

I know you’re trying your best but that’s what’s so disappointing

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Same here

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Because they are lazy and unimaginative

We think so too. Do you think women are generally more imaginative when it comes to flirting/seduction and sex etc

Women want to be desired and they want the compliments, men general don't care.

"

Nope. I want to be desired too 🤓🥷

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Ladies and couples, what are you thoughts on mine? I’ve put quite a lot of effort and thought into mine and still not much interest. J x

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Only a bad profile if you are not like that "bloke on the telly". If Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill etc wrote drivel with nothing but cock pics, they would still get meets. "

Men tell themselves that to help them feel better.

It doesn't pass the smell test for people who have two brain cells on speaking terms.

If that bloke off the telly only has cock pictures up, how am I supposed to know they look like that bloke off the telly?

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By *dible_KinkCouple 24 weeks ago

Aberdeen

The profile is the shop window - an advertising space. If the product you're selling is sub-standard it will be found out quite quickly. A good profile does attract you - we don't entertain silhouette profiles, non verified profiles and or profiles with no pics. We also learn by the profile name - some are straight to block without ever looking at them - (here's looking at you big bull, donky dong, cumslutwhore, and knockmabackdoorsin) - but its universal. It's a myth that woman and couples are better in any way. Yes there are some great female and couple profiles, but there are some Fabulous single male profiles in there as well. The big difference is numbers. Given there are mega amounts of men on here compared to women and couples it stands to reason you will find more bad / lazy / just plain shite male profiles. Of course success can come from other areas so the profile isnt important to some. If you regularly attend local socials, events, and clubs, Fab may just be a bookmark or contact reference for you to give to people rather than your phone number??

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"The profile is the shop window - an advertising space. If the product you're selling is sub-standard it will be found out quite quickly. A good profile does attract you - we don't entertain silhouette profiles, non verified profiles and or profiles with no pics. We also learn by the profile name - some are straight to block without ever looking at them - (here's looking at you big bull, donky dong, cumslutwhore, and knockmabackdoorsin) - but its universal. It's a myth that woman and couples are better in any way. Yes there are some great female and couple profiles, but there are some Fabulous single male profiles in there as well. The big difference is numbers. Given there are mega amounts of men on here compared to women and couples it stands to reason you will find more bad / lazy / just plain shite male profiles. Of course success can come from other areas so the profile isnt important to some. If you regularly attend local socials, events, and clubs, Fab may just be a bookmark or contact reference for you to give to people rather than your phone number??"

No offence, but I don’t agree. You say it’s about numbers but I’m talking about percentages. I’m not talking about great profiles or even good profiles I’m talking about decent profiles and having checked through 20 or 30 on this forum just now randomly of men and women all the women’s with decent or good and only a couple of the men’s were.

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast


"Why is that ?

Because there's statistical proof that having a good profile will make no perceptable difference to a guy's chance of getting a shag on here. It's pretty much zero either way.

Err… nope.

Would love the data set on this ^^

"

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By *ifestyle1Man 24 weeks ago

southeast

Whos right here ..men or women

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

[Removed by poster at 29/11/25 14:37:30]

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Folk do love a good grumble.

Can I ask what the point really is here? Is there a profile writing workshop in the offing? Cause I reckon that bloke off the telly might just do a proper M.C. if you asked him nicely

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By *ty31Man 24 weeks ago

NW London

90% of women's profiles are decent?

Really??

Maybe it's just that men NEED to make more effort whereas women get attention much more easily?

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Zero creativity skills

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

😩

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"90% of women's profiles are decent?

Really??

Maybe it's just that men NEED to make more effort whereas women get attention much more easily?"

I totally agree with this 😇

My profile is pedestrian at best 🤣🤣

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By *ty31Man 24 weeks ago

NW London


"90% of women's profiles are decent?

Really??

Maybe it's just that men NEED to make more effort whereas women get attention much more easily?

I totally agree with this 😇

My profile is pedestrian at best 🤣🤣"

You get bonus points cos it's more than

I'm a single woman looking to meet men, women, couples, TV/TS

(Profile info says Straight!)

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"90% of women's profiles are decent?

Really??

Maybe it's just that men NEED to make more effort whereas women get attention much more easily?

I totally agree with this 😇

My profile is pedestrian at best 🤣🤣"

I read it. I like pedestrian rather than sprint 🤓🥷

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 24 weeks ago

Niche

Maybe because the world is flooded with what guys like and ways to attract a guy the ladies know what to bait their hook with.

But the guys with poor profiles, NOT ALL GUYS, maybe they don't know or don't care to learn what turns a lady on. Their thought process might be something like:

HORNY = SEX = GIRLIE = VAGINA = UNGROOMED COCK PIC = HARD COCK PIC = MORE COCK PICS = CUM PIC = COCK + CUM PIC = ME GOOD SHAG PIC = LOOK AT MY CUM IN THIS GIRLIE = I DID THAT = AREN'T I A GOOD SHAG = SHAG ME = COCK = MORE COCK = HAND FISTING COCK PIC = HORNY STILL = MORE COCK PICS

The whole time MrHornball is wanking himself in to a happy fog of cum sweats and mystified why all the girlies don't want a piece of his action

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"90% of women's profiles are decent?

Really??

Maybe it's just that men NEED to make more effort whereas women get attention much more easily?"

I'm not anyone's keeper. I think my profile works for what I'm trying to achieve. If I were trying to achieve different things I'd change it (and do change it as my needs change).

Men do have a much higher set of hurdles to jump over (or a different set of hurdles, the work of going through a rammed inbox, including abuse, "taboo", etc, is not nothing).

Complaining it's not fair doesn't get anyone's dick wet, though.

Consider the hand you're dealt, and deal with it.

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By *naswingdressWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Maybe because the world is flooded with what guys like and ways to attract a guy the ladies know what to bait their hook with.

"

I think there's considerable truth to this. The world largely caters to men and what they want. So when men see a different facet of the world that isn't built for men, they deal with it with the experience (and aplomb) that women had when we were still figuring out how to tie our shoelaces.

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By *ife NinjaMan 24 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Maybe because the world is flooded with what guys like and ways to attract a guy the ladies know what to bait their hook with.

But the guys with poor profiles, NOT ALL GUYS, maybe they don't know or don't care to learn what turns a lady on. Their thought process might be something like:

HORNY = SEX = GIRLIE = VAGINA = UNGROOMED COCK PIC = HARD COCK PIC = MORE COCK PICS = CUM PIC = COCK + CUM PIC = ME GOOD SHAG PIC = LOOK AT MY CUM IN THIS GIRLIE = I DID THAT = AREN'T I A GOOD SHAG = SHAG ME = COCK = MORE COCK = HAND FISTING COCK PIC = HORNY STILL = MORE COCK PICS

The whole time MrHornball is wanking himself in to a happy fog of cum sweats and mystified why all the girlies don't want a piece of his action"

Thankfully, I don't recognise myself in that list 😇🤓🥷

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By *tormQueenWoman 24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Maybe because the world is flooded with what guys like and ways to attract a guy the ladies know what to bait their hook with.

But the guys with poor profiles, NOT ALL GUYS, maybe they don't know or don't care to learn what turns a lady on. Their thought process might be something like:

HORNY = SEX = GIRLIE = VAGINA = UNGROOMED COCK PIC = HARD COCK PIC = MORE COCK PICS = CUM PIC = COCK + CUM PIC = ME GOOD SHAG PIC = LOOK AT MY CUM IN THIS GIRLIE = I DID THAT = AREN'T I A GOOD SHAG = SHAG ME = COCK = MORE COCK = HAND FISTING COCK PIC = HORNY STILL = MORE COCK PICS

The whole time MrHornball is wanking himself in to a happy fog of cum sweats and mystified why all the girlies don't want a piece of his action"

That was impressively vivid 😳

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By *eauNaturelMan 24 weeks ago

Malmesbury

Wow OP, I admire your dedication, it must taken ages evaluating every single male's profile on Fab in order to confidently state, not only are most female profile okay but the majority of men's profile are rubbish; I'm guessing you must work for the Office of National Statistics.

Whilst I haven't been as diligent in my research as you OP, I have noticed that the majority of "will fill in later profiles" are those of MF Couples and Single Females.

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By *en_Dover79Man 24 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle


"Is mine that bad?

We think it’s not good but have seen worse"

Serves me well but thanks :D Must try harder :D

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Wow OP, I admire your dedication, it must taken ages evaluating every single male's profile on Fab in order to confidently state, not only are most female profile okay but the majority of men's profile are rubbish; I'm guessing you must work for the Office of National Statistics.

Whilst I haven't been as diligent in my research as you OP, I have noticed that the majority of "will fill in later profiles" are those of MF Couples and Single Females. "

It didn’t take long at all, we applied heuristics and a bit of AI. We don’t work for ONS they just make stuff up..

Good luck in your own research activities

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By *ABflirtyWoman 24 weeks ago

Norfolk

On fab you have to take the good with the bad and sort them out.

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"On fab you have to take the good with the bad and sort them out. "

Yes, you can also filter on not site supporters. There is this idea that if you are paying for something you invest more effort than if it’s free.

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By *ABflirtyWoman 24 weeks ago

Norfolk


"On fab you have to take the good with the bad and sort them out.

Yes, you can also filter on not site supporters. There is this idea that if you are paying for something you invest more effort than if it’s free."

Even doing that you till need too.

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By *ealitybitesMan 24 weeks ago

Belfast

I've seen lots of well verified single women profiles on here that are lazy with one line bios and a couple of grainy pics.

There are lots of lazy couples profiles too where they feel they don't have to make an effort but then whine about the quality of messages they receive.

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By *iCurvCPLCouple 24 weeks ago

Newport

Because straight men 99% of the time see it as a quick fuck no effort way of hooking up. Most of the time the better in shape and endowed the guy the less intelligence is seen. Woman and couple want an experience while most single men want a in and out cum

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"I’d love some constructive criticism of my profile

All your pictures are of your cock

Please refer to all other profile feedback threads as to why this may be an issue 🙏"

Yeah take more cock shots at different angles, some angles make it look bigger apparently...

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"That's because 90% of woman's profile are fake, men pretending to be woman just saying

Ah, I guess it's better than the reality of the women just not finding you attractive.

"

Whatever you say Bob

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"Only a bad profile if you are not like that "bloke on the telly". If Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill etc wrote drivel with nothing but cock pics, they would still get meets.

Men tell themselves that to help them feel better.

It doesn't pass the smell test for people who have two brain cells on speaking terms.

If that bloke off the telly only has cock pictures up, how am I supposed to know they look like that bloke off the telly?"

Cos he wrote on his cock...

"I'm Tom Hardy" might fit on a 6 inches? 🤔

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By *cLovin2Man 24 weeks ago

London


"Maybe because the world is flooded with what guys like and ways to attract a guy the ladies know what to bait their hook with.

But the guys with poor profiles, NOT ALL GUYS, maybe they don't know or don't care to learn what turns a lady on. Their thought process might be something like:

HORNY = SEX = GIRLIE = VAGINA = UNGROOMED COCK PIC = HARD COCK PIC = MORE COCK PICS = CUM PIC = COCK + CUM PIC = ME GOOD SHAG PIC = LOOK AT MY CUM IN THIS GIRLIE = I DID THAT = AREN'T I A GOOD SHAG = SHAG ME = COCK = MORE COCK = HAND FISTING COCK PIC = HORNY STILL = MORE COCK PICS

The whole time MrHornball is wanking himself in to a happy fog of cum sweats and mystified why all the girlies don't want a piece of his action"

So in order to achieve greater success he needs to add another pic with his cock between a pair of tits, cos nothing says real man better 👍🏽

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By *inky PerkyCouple 23 weeks ago

Narnia

Most men don't read profiles, so they convince themselves that "nobody reads profiles".

It's a useful excuse for being lazy.

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By *agic.MMan 23 weeks ago

Kent/London


"I would say 90% of the women’s profiles on here are decent "

🤭 90%? Decent?! 😀😃😄😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *tlanshiaWoman 23 weeks ago

Chatham


"Because "it's just a fuck site" mentality reigns among many of the penis people 💜"

This! They are the kind of men who believe there are horny milfs in your area right now ads.

I always get messages from men whose whole profile text reads "sex"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 23 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 23 weeks ago

Leeds

Some haven't yet evolved from cavemen and the profile reflects that "Me cock, you vag - we fuck!"

It's also a great tool to show the mem who have zero idea about attracting a woman, never mind pleasing her in bed, then there's the selfish in bed easy to spots with the all about what I want, what I'll do regardless of seeing your face 1st.

Mrs

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By *idsAndyMan 23 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Guilty as charged!

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By *ackformore100Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town

Hang on a minute. This is new news. You mean. Most women's and couples profiles on here have now actually got women behind them and hence why they are beautifully and painstakingly crafted literary genius who aren't time wasting men in disguise after all. This is a new slant on the office of national swinging statistics numbers.

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By *ackformore100Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town

Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 23 weeks ago

Leeds


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry. "

But the points are also true, if the shoe fits and all that.

Mrs

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By *illabongboy1971Man 23 weeks ago

Penicuik

I put a lot of effort into my profile.

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By *ackformore100Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

But the points are also true, if the shoe fits and all that.

Mrs "

Sure. You keep thinking that if it makes you happy.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 23 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Mine's the dogs bollocks I'll have you know.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 23 weeks ago

Leeds


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

But the points are also true, if the shoe fits and all that.

Mrs

Sure. You keep thinking that if it makes you happy. "

Happy? It doesn't make me anything - which parts do you think are incorrect?

Mrs

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry. "

Well, we didn’t so it’s irrelevant, and if we did, it wouldn’t be true. We think Women, (and couples) in general, do you make more effort on profiles. That’s not misandry , it’s our view & we like men and we meet them, there are some great male profiles, they are just in the tiny minority

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


"Yeah, blokes have a shit profile while the many women with their 'Fill out later' or just 'X' and a picture of their vag is worthy of a Pulitzer! "

Someone seems triggered lmao go have a cuppa and chill love

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By *ogue78Man 23 weeks ago

Edinburgh

How's my profile?

Or should I not ask lol

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago


"How's my profile?

Or should I not ask lol"

He's risked it all 🤣

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By *gent CoulsonMan 23 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In truth, not many people know how to sell themselves, and I very much doubt they will have done an honest pros and cons check.

When I first joined, many years ago, I always remember someone telling me my profile is a shop window on a busy high street, if it looks dull and dreary you are not going to get any one looking in the window let alone stepping through the door to take a further look.

The I have a penis type of profile are not exciting, as that's all it a is, and as has been said many times, once you have seen one, you have seen them all, the same can be said for the female genitalia only .

My thinking is that if all you are is a walking cock, a woman is more likely to reach for 7 inches of silicone with rechargeable batteries, as it would be a more satisfying experience.

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By *ealitybitesMan 23 weeks ago

Belfast

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By *ellhungvweMan 23 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry. "

I do agree with you although the subsequent responses seem otherwise inclined. Would be amusing for someone braver than me to put up exactly the thread you talk about in a few weeks (once memory of this has receded) and see how it plays out. I know which side of the bet I would take.

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By *ealitybitesMan 23 weeks ago

Belfast


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

Well, we didn’t so it’s irrelevant, and if we did, it wouldn’t be true. We think Women, (and couples) in general, do you make more effort on profiles. That’s not misandry , it’s our view & we like men and we meet them, there are some great male profiles, they are just in the tiny minority

"

I've just had a very quick look at the women and couples profiles in my local updates.

Of the 30 or so I looked at, 10 have no public pics and 12 have a one line bio.

Doesn't really fit the 90 percent are great belief.

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By *agic.MMan 23 weeks ago

Kent/London


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

But the points are also true, if the shoe fits and all that.

Mrs "

We are talking about profiles...which is purely subjective...there is no specific universal standard to how a profile should look like to make it good or bad...it's just preferences and opinions...and a person's character shouldn't be judged on that. You wouldn't call a woman lazy just because she only uploaded 1 or 2 pictures on her profile and her bio reads "fill in later"...so calling men "cavemen" or "sex obsessed" just because of their profile is a bit judgmental ... which is what I believe the first comment relates to when they mentioned the word "misandry"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Well, I’m glad I have 2 profiles, one of them as a couple. If I would be single and relying on my male profile I would struggle big time lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 23 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Probably for the same reason that women don’t use the facilities available to them to filter out all the hundreds of unwanted messages that clog up their inboxes, and then moan at the number of unwanted messages they get.

They can’t be arsed.

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

But the points are also true, if the shoe fits and all that.

Mrs

We are talking about profiles...which is purely subjective...there is no specific universal standard to how a profile should look like to make it good or bad...it's just preferences and opinions...and a person's character shouldn't be judged on that. You wouldn't call a woman lazy just because she only uploaded 1 or 2 pictures on her profile and her bio reads "fill in later"...so calling men "cavemen" or "sex obsessed" just because of their profile is a bit judgmental ... which is what I believe the first comment relates to when they mentioned the word "misandry""

actually your profile proves the point that effort has got nothing to do with quantity.

But you can make assumptions of a person by their profile, there’s no universal standard no you don’t have to be around this site or women for long to see the same things coming up again and again and again, engage the brain, imagination, capable of conversation, not really interested in cock pics.

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By *ackformore100Man 23 weeks ago

Tin town


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

Well, we didn’t so it’s irrelevant, and if we did, it wouldn’t be true. We think Women, (and couples) in general, do you make more effort on profiles. That’s not misandry , it’s our view & we like men and we meet them, there are some great male profiles, they are just in the tiny minority

"

It's relevant because it's a public discussion thread. And the op asked for contributions.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 23 weeks ago

North West

Well mine isn't perfect. But I'm happy with it. As for the question OP. I suspect because there's so many guys on here and most think with their cock. They think what's the point of polishing up their profile.

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By *asygoing8Man 23 weeks ago

aldringham


"Probably for the same reason that women don’t use the facilities available to them to filter out all the hundreds of unwanted messages that clog up their inboxes, and then moan at the number of unwanted messages they get.

They can’t be arsed. "

😮

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By *og and Muse OP   Couple 23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Imagine for one moment the op swapped the sexes round... The thread would be ripe with misogyny labelling. It's a shame that some of the posts on here are permitted such barely disguised misandry.

Well, we didn’t so it’s irrelevant, and if we did, it wouldn’t be true. We think Women, (and couples) in general, do you make more effort on profiles. That’s not misandry , it’s our view & we like men and we meet them, there are some great male profiles, they are just in the tiny minority

It's relevant because it's a public discussion thread. And the op asked for contributions. "

Just because it’s a public discussion doesn’t mean anything is relevant , anything is allowed within the rules doesn’t mean it is irrelevant or helpful if you want to swap the sexes around why not start a topic on that yourself? We asked why is that

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