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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago

Has anyone seriously got anywhere with a hey, and a picture of their dick.

Stop being so lazy and low effort! Engage your brain before you send a message.

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By *eeSoarMan 23 weeks ago

Shrewsbury, West Midlands

I use the word "Kazhoo" for my one word messages.

Mainly because I make funny noises when you blow me.

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By *partharmonyCouple 23 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Not with us they haven't. We used to just ignore them but we're starting to get quite trigger-happy with the Block button. We say at the top of our profile that this type of message will get somebody blocked so they have no business complaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago

"I use the word "Kazhoo" for my one word messages.

Mainly because I make funny noises when you blow me."

Now that's a good opener

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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago

"Not with us they haven't. We used to just ignore them but we're starting to get quite trigger-happy with the Block button. We say at the top of our profile that this type of message will get somebody blocked so they have no business complaining. "

I'm borrowing this. Very sensible.

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By *antsalTV/TS 23 weeks ago

Hedge End

That's a very good idea

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By *issmorganWoman 23 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Nope, if they send me a dick pic it's an instant delete for starters. As I say in my profile.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 23 weeks ago

Reading

Yeah but they are so easy to delete.

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By *cott73Man 23 weeks ago

brighton

What if the one word was, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Tbh I put the effort in my initial messages and others and still don’t get anywhere. I attach a face pic but I’m not that bad looking - honestly lol

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 23 weeks ago

carluke

Sometimes reply with just a full stop to one word messages - if we get a reply it’s usually eh? and then we say….sorry, thought it was a shortest message competition.

If the message is accompanied by an unsolicited dick pic we block and report that person for cyberflashing

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By *allacehallMan 23 weeks ago

YORK

Chocolate ☕?

It's one word might work if your local maybe??

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By *dam1971Man 23 weeks ago

Bedford

It works well if the message says

Cake?

In fact the difficult part is limiting the replies - there’s only one of me to go around, ladies