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So give us your favourite useless fact
Here is mine
You can’t him while holding your breath |
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You can't lick your own elbow x |
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By *avie65Man 28 weeks ago
In the west. |
It’s impossible to poop without peeing. |
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The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Giraffes are about 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people are 🤯 |
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By *irm40Man 27 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Chickens wear red lense sunglasses to stop them attacking and killing another chicken that is bleeding |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Koala bears have fingerprints that are almost identical to humans |
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Pigs and humans share about 98% of the same genes/dna x |
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"The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal."
Are you sure that's a fact?
I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out. |
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I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out. "
Apparently it's a barnacle. |
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My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others. |
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I should have said 'mammal and not animal' |
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"I should have said 'mammal and not animal' "
Someone else watched QI 😂 |
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"I should have said 'mammal and not animal'
Someone else watched QI 😂"
Not me..... |
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"I should have said 'mammal and not animal'
Someone else watched QI 😂"
Well, it appears QI was wrong as Guinness World Records state the mammal with the largest penis relative to body size is the fossa 🤷 |
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By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell |
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The average horse produces more than one horsepower - 24 horsepower on average. |
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"By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell "
Amusingly, the bell doesn't have to be fitted to the bike. |
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By *enelope2UWoman 27 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
Hedgehogs have pig names for their types.
Babies are called hoglets, males are called boars, females are sows. |
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By *sf0502Man 27 weeks ago
Stockton-on-Tees |
If a sheep falls on its back it can't get back on its feet. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Hot water can freeze quicker than water that is lukewarm. It’s known as the Mpemba effect.
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The largest known living organism is a group of genetically identical aspen trees in Utah with an interconnected root system. It's an estimated 80,000 years old and takes up more than 100 acres. |
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A wombats (Australian marsupial) poop is cube shaped. |
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About 700 grapes go into one bottle of wine.🍷 |
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Crab sticks don't actually contain any crab... |
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Australia doesn't have any indigenous hooved animals |
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An owl can turn its head 270° because it can’t move its eyes |
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By *enelope2UWoman 27 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
Edinburgh castle and Arthur's seat were once parts of a volcano |
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Fidel Castro believed that bullets came in vintages. |
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Most adults spend more time on the toilet than they do exercising.
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The shortest war in recorded history was the Anglo-Zanzibar war. It lasted 38 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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'Black Friday' got its name because it usually happens on a Friday. |
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A giraffes neck is the same length as it's front legs. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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A group of Sloths is known as a siesta. |
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David L Mech coined the phrase "alfa male" when describing wolf behaviour... then spent the rest of his career trying to retract the information as it was proved to be wrong, as the wolves he studied were not fully wild and did not behave the same as their wild counterparts.  |
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Thanks to you lot, I have spent the last 5 minutes trying to lick my elbow whilst googling pictured of wombat poop.... cheers guys!  |
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All crisps best before date are always a Saturday |
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Octopuses have three hearts, and two of them stop beating when the octopus swims which is why they prefer crawling along the ocean floor instead of swimming |
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The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows
Except on Saturdays |
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"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows
Except on Saturdays "
like that one |
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"My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others."
I believe it's possible to poop without peeing |
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I just learnt that Vlad Tepes did NOT impale 100,000 people - That was German propaganda
….it was only 20,000 at the most 😄 |
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By *KMaxMan 27 weeks ago
Bristol |
I cannot make myself cum if I wank left handed. |
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"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows
Except on Saturdays like that one "
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It’s impossible for a worm to fall over |
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73% of statistics are made up on the spot |
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There is more caffeine in tea than coffee. |
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Love these. Some I knew, some I didn't
Keep em coming |
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The moon is moving away from the earth around a one and a half inches every year. Which is causing the earths days to slowly increase. |
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The older I get, the darker my cock looks. |
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"Lemons float and limes sink"
So therefore lemons must be witches! |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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There are more nerve endings in your arsehole than in your tongue. |
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"Lemons float and limes sink
So therefore lemons must be witches!"
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"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows
Except on Saturdays like that one
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It’s impossible for a worm to fall over "
So I hear father Ted's a racist, what is the churchs opinion on this? |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
In 1386, a pig was stood trial in France. The pig was arrested, kept in prison, after it attacked and killed a child.
It was sent to court where it stood trial for murder, was found guilty, and then executed by hanging! |
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"My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others.
I believe it's possible to poop without peeing"
I checked last night and apparently it is possible....... you are so audacious Sally |
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"73% of statistics are made up on the spot "
and the other 42% are inaccurate |
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By *rego69Man 27 weeks ago
Chelmsford |
Consumers say they want safer motor cars. Research shows that the majority of new car owners disable all the new mandatory safety features on cars. |
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I have two useless FACTS today. Neither are clever but they are both true and factual.
First one. My hubby is a lazy twat, who is refusing to get out of bed to make me a cuppa.
Second FACT... today is going to be a bit for tat day, I know it... 😤🤬😤 Mrs x |
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"I have two useless FACTS today. Neither are clever but they are both true and factual.
First one. My hubby is a lazy twat, who is refusing to get out of bed to make me a cuppa.
Second FACT... today is going to be a bit for tat day, I know it... 😤🤬😤 Mrs x"
TIT for tat, not bit for tat, this day is going downhill fast, thats a third FACT, Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Pigs can’t look up at the sky |
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By *007ManMan 27 weeks ago
Worthing |
Michael Collins took a photo of the apollo 11 lunar module as it left the command module to land on moon. Earth was in background. Collins was the only human alive or dead not in that picture. |
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"Michael Collins took a photo of the apollo 11 lunar module as it left the command module to land on moon. Earth was in background. Collins was the only human alive or dead not in that picture."
Really? Mrs x
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"It’s impossible to poop without peeing. "
Well...I would agree with you for myself..but Kelly doesn't.
The bladder muscles are weaker than the bowel muscles,hence we wee,but Kelly must have the strongest bladder muscles in the world!
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Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins |
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"In 1386, a pig was stood trial in France. The pig was arrested, kept in prison, after it attacked and killed a child.
It was sent to court where it stood trial for murder, was found guilty, and then executed by hanging!"
Check out the Monkey from Hartlepool!
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Al Jardine from the Beach Boys,wrote the song "Lady Lynda" for his wife.
When they divorced,he changed the title of it to,"Lady Liberty"! |
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By *h3355Man 27 weeks ago
Carlisle |
Apparently Michael Bolton auditioned for Black Sabbath before Dio got the job. |
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China is twenty five times bigger than Japan. |
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Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street  |
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"on the radio .... "
I prefer wireless, it just sounds so much more civilised |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street "
Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.
This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.
This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.
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By *KMaxMan 27 weeks ago
Bristol |
"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street "
Rhe Jamws Bond thing is true, thw Baker Street sax thing is an urban myth. |
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"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street
Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.
This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.
This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.
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I am fully aware of ‘the myth’ thank you 
And for your information it was started by Ravenscroft as a bit of a laugh.
The insertion of the moji at the end of my post should have given you an inkling as to the seriousness of my statement but I guess some things go straight over some people heads. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
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"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street
Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.
This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.
This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.
I am fully aware of ‘the myth’ thank you
And for your information it was started by Ravenscroft as a bit of a laugh.
The insertion of the moji at the end of my post should have given you an inkling as to the seriousness of my statement but I guess some things go straight over some people heads. "
I also guess some people have limited understanding of the written word…
Useless fact does not equate to made up fact….
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Donald trump is over 6feet tall |
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"All crisps best before date are always a Saturday "
When I'm rich I will start a crisps company and change that so it is no longer a fact.. |
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The biggest producer of tyres for cars is lego |
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"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond"
Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ? |
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"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond
Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ?"
An American in a tv adaptation a couple of years before played Bond in casino royale, can’t remember his name. |
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In the 18th-century a law declaring pigeon crap as property of the Crown. |
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It was illegal to play or watch football on a Sunday. I think the law was repelled a few years back, but way after Sunday football was a thing |
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Nemos mam is transexual 
clownfish (like Nemo) are naturally "transgender" in a biological sense because they are all born male and can change to female, a process called protandrous sequential hermaphroditism, where the dominant male in a group turns female if the current female dies, making Marlin, Nemo's dad, biologically a female-in-transition in the movie's context.
Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now x |
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"Nemos mam is transexual
clownfish (like Nemo) are naturally "transgender" in a biological sense because they are all born male and can change to female, a process called protandrous sequential hermaphroditism, where the dominant male in a group turns female if the current female dies, making Marlin, Nemo's dad, biologically a female-in-transition in the movie's context.
Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now x"
I’m gonna order ladyboy sushi in my local Itsu. |
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"Nemos mam is transexual
clownfish (like Nemo) are naturally "transgender" in a biological sense because they are all born male and can change to female, a process called protandrous sequential hermaphroditism, where the dominant male in a group turns female if the current female dies, making Marlin, Nemo's dad, biologically a female-in-transition in the movie's context.
Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now x
I’m gonna order ladyboy sushi in my local Itsu. "
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By *nblueMan 27 weeks ago
manchester |
The inventor of the electric chair was a dentist.
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Red apples aren’t red they are every other colour of the spectrum but red. Objects only reflect colours they arnt. |
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By *a1970Man 27 weeks ago
East cork |
Some men can quit happily sit quietly and have nothing going on in there brain..... |
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You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead |
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By *a1970Man 27 weeks ago
East cork |
Some. Of the facts quoted here have busted myy brain thinking about them |
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By *a1970Man 27 weeks ago
East cork |
Mfm 3sum is looking impossible |
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By *ty31Man 27 weeks ago
NW London |
Tom Selleck was the first choice to play Indiana Jones but had to turn it down due to being committed to Magnum PI |
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By *inkShyWoman 27 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. |
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It is impossible to fart the alphabet. |
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The difference between a biscuit and a cookie is that a biscuit has a crunch and a cookie is somewhere you can stick your cock into |
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"It is impossible to fart the alphabet."
What about the melody that goes with it? X |
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"Lemons float and limes sink
So therefore lemons must be witches!"
😂😂😂 |
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"It is impossible to fart the alphabet.
What about the melody that goes with it? X"
It's like music. Some people have a favourite tune or genre. Others are open minded to various hits and beats. 😂 |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
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"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond
Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ?
An American in a tv adaptation a couple of years before played Bond in casino royale, can’t remember his name. "
That was the actor Barry Nelson |
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A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.
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"All crisps best before date are always a Saturday
When I'm rich I will start a crisps company and change that so it is no longer a fact.."
lol nooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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Whales used to be land animals  |
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"Whales used to be land animals "
that blown me mind |
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You can't lick your elbow.
Don't shame yourself by trying.
But if you can, apply within. I am sure she would love it.
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"A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.
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I wonder how many checked this x 😂 |
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"A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.
I wonder how many checked this x 😂"
🙋🏼♂️ I did it’s not true |
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"A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.
It's false, I just checked and I'm longer than my hand and slightly less girth than the length of my thumb 😅
I wonder how many checked this x 😂"
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It’s from a profile version of Vitruvian man and the main reason Leonardo da Vinci is thought to have been homosexual. Well, that and shagging his apprentice Salai. |
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Frank Sinatra starred in "The Detective"; a 1968 film based on a novel of the same name. The novel's sequel "Nothing Lasts Forever" was released in 1979 and was adapted into the 1988 film "Die Hard".
For contractual reasons 20th Century Fox were obliged to offer Frank Sinatra the lead role despite the fact he was then in his 70s. Of course, he turned it down.
I almost wish he hadn't |
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"Frank Sinatra starred in "The Detective"; a 1968 film based on a novel of the same name. The novel's sequel "Nothing Lasts Forever" was released in 1979 and was adapted into the 1988 film "Die Hard".
For contractual reasons 20th Century Fox were obliged to offer Frank Sinatra the lead role despite the fact he was then in his 70s. Of course, he turned it down.
I almost wish he hadn't "
as they say on the show QI ...that's quite interesting |
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The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 27 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it."
Studies have shown that the people with the most depressing jobs are the people who fit the indicators in Audi and BMW factories.
As they know that they will never get used… 🤣 |
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"Edinburgh castle and Arthur's seat were once parts of a volcano "
My seat has been part of a volcano on more once. |
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"The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it.
Studies have shown that the people with the most depressing jobs are the people who fit the indicators in Audi and BMW factories.
As they know that they will never get used… 🤣"
We're knckerecd then. 2 x grey audi estates on the drive. Utterly consigned to a life of nothingness |
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The problem with these 'Fact' threads,is that they are always a regurgitation of the same, often apocryphal, 'facts' from previous 'Fact'threads.
Fact. |
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"The problem with these 'Fact' threads,is that they are always a regurgitation of the same, often apocryphal, 'facts' from previous 'Fact'threads.
Fact."
You must be a riot at parties |
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You must be a riot at parties"
Is that a fact? |
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By *ddie1966Man 27 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Million to one shots have a 50/50 chance of happening. |
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"Million to one shots have a 50/50 chance of happening."
Brilliant ! |
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You must be a riot at parties
Is that a fact?"
I will let you decide |
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By *S_71Man 27 weeks ago
leeds |
You are 10 times more likey to piss in your own eye going to the loo in the morning with an erection or at least on your chest...take a seat and save the decor
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"You can't lick your own elbow x"
Let me lick yours 🙂 |
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"Red doesn't exist as a colour"
Tell that to my hair x |
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By *agic.MMan 27 weeks ago
Kent/London |
The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀 |
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By *enk15Man 27 weeks ago
Evesham |
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is closer in time to Humans than it is to the Stegosaurus. |
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I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out.
Apparently it's a barnacle."
I dunno, I've met some complete dicks in my time |
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By *enk15Man 27 weeks ago
Evesham |
The last widow of a U.S civil war soldier died in December 2020.
The U.S Civil war ended in 1865. |
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The space between the front door and back door of a Nandos is called the Peri-Perineum. |
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"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀"
A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities. |
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By *agic.MMan 27 weeks ago
Kent/London |
"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀
A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities."
I mean sure if you want to be pedantic about it...but early humans used to trade tools and meat for other goods which is also a form of payment ... |
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A pregnant woman can still ask to use a policeman’s helmet, If she needs to pee and there is no toilet available. And that is by law. |
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Plus due to its small arms, it found it hard to wank. |
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"The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal."
Not correct the barnacle has the longest relative to it's body size extending up to eight times it's body length - the tapir may have the largest for a mammal |
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My tongue 👅will only get as wet as your pussy allows 🤷♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell "
And reflectors |
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"A banana is a berry"
On bananas. That banana flavouring you can buy that tastes artificial and not like a banana you can buy from the shops? That's actually what bananas used to taste like. That variety became extinct though. |
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By *VANDYMan 27 weeks ago
Teignmouth |
Sting was the only member of Band Aid who sang his own name. |
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By *ty31Man 27 weeks ago
NW London |
The expression "one for the road" possibly comes from the days of hanging- on the way to the gallows the wagon carrying the condemned would stop at a pub so they could have one last drink. They would then get "back in the wagon" and be taken to the gallows.
Hanging was a slow process so sometimes individuals paid by a criminal's family would pull down on them during their hanging, and thereby minimise their suffering- hence the term "hangers on"
Afterwards the executioner could make some extra money by cutting up the noose and selling it as a grisly souvenir, thereby making "money for old rope" |
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Here's one specially for today.
Boxing Day got its name from giving Christmas 'boxes'to servants etc. |
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Powerlifters are stronger than bodybuilders. |
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Raspberry ripple ice cream used to be made using the extract of beaver anal gland.It is called castoreum,true fact. |
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"Raspberry ripple ice cream used to be made using the extract of beaver anal gland.It is called castoreum,true fact."
Like many things, who was skinning a beaver and thought "You know what?"... |
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"You can't lick your own elbow x"
I used to be able to do this until I broke my shoulder. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"BMW's have indicators"
I don't believe this for a second |
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"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins"
When has a sloth even held a dolphin??? |
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By *inkShyWoman 27 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins
When has a sloth even held a dolphin??? "
🤣 So tired I found this far too amusing |
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"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀
A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities.
I mean sure if you want to be pedantic about it...but early humans used to trade tools and meat for other goods which is also a form of payment ..."
People were fucking before anyone traded tools or food. Im sure people used 'sex' to their advantage before commerce kicked off, Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀"
Kier Starmer will be pleased. |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"So give us your favourite useless fact
Here is mine
You can’t him while holding your breath"
Him? Hem? Hum?
I not into him myself.
I have created a hem while holding my breath, although took me a few attempts.
Humming, I'll get back to you with an update. |
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"It is impossible to fart the alphabet."
Spoken ftom experience, huh?
(never trust a fart) |
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I don’t think this is correct ✅ |
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Most answers in this post have been googled 😁 |
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Australia doesn't have a indigenous hooved animal. |
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"A banana is a berry
On bananas. That banana flavouring you can buy that tastes artificial and not like a banana you can buy from the shops? That's actually what bananas used to taste like. That variety became extinct though. "
Does that apply to banana flavoured condoms too? |
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"It is impossible to fart the alphabet.
Spoken ftom experience, huh?
(never trust a fart)"
Helps if you know Morse (sound not light).
That would be the obvious method to communicate by farting.
Punctuation etc. Not just the alphabet.
'Fact' well and truly debunked! |
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Most people are either arseholes or alright |
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Bananas are a tiny bit radioactive |
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If you go back in time by each of these measurements
It gives you a sense of the scale of these numbers
1 million seconds = approx 17th Dec 2025
1 billion seconds = approx Mar. 1993
1 trillion seconds = approx 29,664 BC. Humans painting in caves.
Next time you hear National Debt is in Trillions as opposed to Billions it’s quite a lot of debt.
Or if you put 1 trillion 50p coins side by side together in a line it would measure 27.3 Billion kilometers. Outsr space!! (The Sun is only 150m kms away!!) 🤯 |
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Scientists Confirm Time Is Still Passing Way Too Fast, Humanity Asks For a “Pause Button” Only Superman and maybe Cher (disputed) can turn back time. |
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Kenneth Waller was an English actor. He was known for portraying Old Mr. Grace in, Are You Being Served and Grandad, in Bread. |
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The blue whale has the largest penis, about 10ft. |
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"You can't lick your own elbow x"
Just have to be content licking my eyebrows instead then. |
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The take off weight of a Boeing 747-400 freighter, when fully loaded, is 280 tons.
What humans can achieve is truly miraculous. |
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