"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B""
Very funny and im usually crap at understanding jokes |
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"Very funny and im usually crap at understanding jokes"
….me too … unless books have pictures I’m f*cked 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me
Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon."
I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place. |
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. Im really sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon"
Thanks he's back home now. Hope you're well lovely lady x |
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me
Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon.
I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place."
Please don't go, don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go, don't go
I'm begging you to stay |
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me
Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon."
😶 why am I only finding this out with less than 2hrs left of it!!
😭😢 |
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me
Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon.
I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place."
I don't like it either. Give me a sausage any day of the week. |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me
Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon.
I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place.
I don't like it either. Give me a sausage any day of the week."
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. Im really sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon
Thanks he's back home now. Hope you're well lovely lady x "
That's really good news. Hope you can have a good new years eve |
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"No one else got anything to tell me"
Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw.
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Bet bacon sounds good now! |
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"Ohh I did that yesterday.. Expect with strawberries lathered in Nutella and sqiety cream.... It was a dream...... 😋
Mmmmm delicious! 😋"
Isn't it just.... It's allowed beucase it's still Christmas 😂 |
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"No one else got anything to tell me
Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw.
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Bet bacon sounds good now!"
Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it |
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By *sWyldWoman 26 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
My dog went rouge for almost two hours on our walk today. My heart is still pounding. Thankfully some truly lovely humans helped me find her and some amazing friends came to make sure I was OK. I'm feeling very blessed. |
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"No one else got anything to tell me
Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw.
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Bet bacon sounds good now!Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it"
It’s unfortunately true. |
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"No one else got anything to tell me
Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw.
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Bet bacon sounds good now!Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it
It’s unfortunately true."
Did you eat it¹ |
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By *ingh89Man 26 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"I feel like I need to get my holidays booked for next year ASAP. Any destination recommendations guys?
Oh Yeh us too... So we can pay it off in installments 😂 "
Installments what? Maybe I will catch you abroad 👀 |
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B""
Aww great joke Bats x |
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By *ingh89Man 26 weeks ago
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"
Aww great joke Bats x"
Want to hear another one Kate? |
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"
Aww great joke Bats x
Want to hear another one Kate?"
Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍 |
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By *ingh89Man 26 weeks ago
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"
Aww great joke Bats x
Want to hear another one Kate?
Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍 "
Not explicit as Archie's but here goes -
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
Your under a vest 👀 |
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"
Aww great joke Bats x
Want to hear another one Kate?"
comeon let's see what else you gave to offer |
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word...
my lad said,
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
The teacher says
"Wow, that's quite a mouthful!"
My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"
Aww great joke Bats x
Want to hear another one Kate?
Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍
Not explicit as Archie's but here goes -
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
Your under a vest 👀"
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