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By (user no longer on site) OP 16 weeks ago
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For equality and all.... |
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Your penis is a perfect size. Big ones hurt |
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Any kind of comparison. Nothing .ore off putting than having to match up to some standard. It's just ick inducing.
Otherwise, same as ladies, we just want to be adored and respected 🤓🥷 |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Do you like my cock ? |
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God damn it with similar titled threads! Posted in the other one by mistake
"I'm fine" |
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By *olby000Man 16 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
Does my bum look big in this ,??? |
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Who are we kidding, we're just happy women say anything to us |
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"I'll be ready in five minutes"
🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"Is it in yet?"
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When they scream “OMG OMG OMG” on every orgasm. After the tenth orgasm it gets tedious. Can’t they just repeatedly cum with a little less volume? |
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Does my bum look big in this ?
Is there even a right answer to that .. |
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You choose I'm not bothered... |
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I am just popping out to do a little shopping, |
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Whatever you choose I will be completely and utterly fine with it and will never ever criticise your decision.... |
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It’s okay, we all get nervous, I’m sure it’ll be better next time. |
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So, you’re wearing that shirt? |
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Am I looking fat in this dress? |
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"When they scream “OMG OMG OMG” on every orgasm. After the tenth orgasm it gets tedious. Can’t they just repeatedly cum with a little less volume?"
So you know the Mrs then. |
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By *agic.MMan 16 weeks ago
Kent/London |
"I love you"...ok that might be just me 👀 |
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No body loves you more than you do. |
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"Who are we kidding, we're just happy women say anything to us"
The most honest reply in the thread 🤣
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""I love you"...ok that might be just me 👀"
There's another even worse.
I could make you happy. Usually when they haven't got the faintest idea of what you want and it's all about what they want |
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They moan when we talk to them, they moan when we don’t talk to them. We can’t win 💅 |
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Ive got a *few* jobs for you to do around the house.. |
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You're going to make some woman very happy one day |
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"“Let’s go to Ikea”"
I love IKEA 😂 |
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Will you just look at my car...or can you just.
My brother always rolls his eyes at me when I say that. |
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"“Let’s go to Ikea”"
I mean I love a little trip to IKEA with Mrs Misfit. Dreaming of what our home could be, testing out the strength of the furniture, dragging her into occasional dark corner away from prying eyes.
It's my wallet that hates the idea  |
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The car's fully insured, isn't it? |
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When I was with my ex Mrs it was always "will you just".........
Which was always on a Sunday morning when I'd just packed the car and was about to set off for a days fishing.
I'd usually been up for over an hour and she would leave it until the last second when I was leaving.
Oh will you just.........  |
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By *lynJMan 16 weeks ago
Morden |
You're a sweet man but... |
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By *irm40Man 16 weeks ago
Birmingham |
I need a favour but hear me out first |
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"Awww you're so cute/adorable"
*Pinches cheeky and ruffles hair 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I’ll drive.
The mr "
This is why we pretend to be bad at driving, so we get driven like the princesses we are 👸🏻 |
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I've slept with my housemate the last three nights in a row 🙊
Thanks Emma 💔👍 |
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"I want someone who will match my energy."
You want someone who will tolerate your split personality. |
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I don’t want a dessert but, I’ll share a bit of yours (and then proceeds to scoff it all)  |
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"Do what you want!"
Pro tip: Do not take this literally. Otherwise, your probably going to have more 'bad luck' than a mirror. Jus sayin. |
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"Awww you're so cute/adorable"
You are though Joe - but not only that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 16 weeks ago
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""I want someone who will match my energy."
You want someone who will tolerate your split personality."
🤣 I feel so seen. |
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By *aygee246Man 16 weeks ago
South Lanarkshire |
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By *aygee246Man 16 weeks ago
South Lanarkshire |
What age do you think I am?
Never answer this one honestly, its almost always a trap! |
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"Is it in yet" is never a good one, wouldnt know thos coz its never happened too me, honest😜 |
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By *avie65Man 16 weeks ago
In the west. |
I’m going to reverse into this parking space. |
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"You remind me of James Corden."
Ouch..just ouch 😳😳🤣 |
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“Not tonight”
“It’ll be better tomorrow”
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"You remind me of James Corden."
Not sure it gets more offensive than that |
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'I told you' when you do something wrong. Mainly because they did tell you, and you did something wrong. |
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It's ok if you can't fix it, I'll just ask my Dad to do it. |
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By *olfiMan 16 weeks ago
Leeds |
"erm, that's not how I do it"
Heard this a lot from my ex because I didn't do things the same way she did and my way was never right |
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What do you mean you didn't buy me anything from the shop, even if I did say I didn't want anything! |
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"You remind me of James Corden.
Ouch..just ouch 😳😳🤣"
Use it only on those who deserve it |
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If the other guy can't make it on Friday, are you available? |
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"What do you mean you didn't buy me anything from the shop, even if I did say I didn't want anything!"
This one cuts deep. |
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Sometimes when I say something I mean the opposite. I can't tell you when. You should just know. |
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Do you think my friend / sister is attractive?
This question has no correct answer! So take the ditch, and consult a lawyer! |
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By *irm40Man 16 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Put the knife away and please don’t hurt me lol |
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I have your credit card, see you later |
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It may have already been said above but I hate it when they say "I don't mind, you choose"! |
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OK, but wouldn't you rather watch this instead?
Why do we even get asked what we want to watch on telly or what we want to eat? It's already been decided on.
I just hand over the remote when we sit down to watch the telly, whilst eating the ham sandwich that quickly became vegetable soup. |
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"I’ve been thinking"
Omg thats the one i dread most, means tge wife has another job for me to do |
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Interesting that a lot of these seem to indicate that men know better what women are really thinking |
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"Interesting that a lot of these seem to indicate that men know better what women are really thinking "
Experience tells it's own story. Our issue is a daily occurrence. |
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What's your type?
(Oooh, let me see.......she's a short, curvy, blue-eyed blonde, so......) |
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Can I borrow your phone quickly, my battery died.
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I know this is just a bit of fun - and a chance to let off steam. But I can't help thinking it'd be much more helpful to all the guys on here who post about trying to get dates to have a thread about phrases women hate to hear from men...
Just saying, Carry On as you were, lads... |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Your cute.. |
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"Can I borrow your phone quickly, my battery died.
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Was never an issue for me |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"I know this is just a bit of fun - and a chance to let off steam. But I can't help thinking it'd be much more helpful to all the guys on here who post about trying to get dates to have a thread about phrases women hate to hear from men...
Just saying, Carry On as you were, lads..."
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1769108 |
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By *avie65Man 16 weeks ago
In the west. |
Can you clean the shower plug hole? |
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By *WANDTGCouple 16 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
"We need to talk !" |
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FAF? Oh no that was just my ex |
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When returning from leaving you a list of jobs and you’ve done none
How did you get on ? |
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By *olo180Man 16 weeks ago
Greater London |
"FAF? Oh no that was just my ex "
🤯 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 16 weeks ago
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Apparently when they send you a long message and you just reply with 👍🏼 |
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It's fine. When them words are used you know your in trouble |
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"OK, but wouldn't you rather watch this instead?
Why do we even get asked what we want to watch on telly or what we want to eat? It's already been decided on.
I just hand over the remote when we sit down to watch the telly, whilst eating the ham sandwich that quickly became vegetable soup."
Sounds like a well trained man like myself |
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The ceiling could do with painting again |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Is it on yet |
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"Honestly, I really don't want anything for my birthday".
"I'm sorry, I can't do this any more. I feel like I'm not bringing the full me to us, and you deserve better " |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Being called "mate".
Fucking hate that for some reason. |
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The 7 continuous whatsApp messages that could just be 1. |
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“I bet you say that to all the girls” |
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Is it in !! Yes love ballls deep !! |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Let's nick a chip .  |
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"I'm pregnant...! "
??? But I have a vasectomy???  |
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"I'm pregnant...!
??? But I have a vasectomy??? "
🤣🤣 |
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"For equality and all...."
"Can you just...."
Every bloke dies a bit inside, we know its not going to be something simple or quick and just ruin our moods 😂 |
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"For equality and all...."
Mediocre sex lol!!
I do hate to hear a woman say they've been for a shit, a man saying it is just as bad but just answering the thread question. |
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"Apparently when they send you a long message and you just reply with 👍🏼"
Definitely this!! |
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"I haven't got any blue underwear"
😅🤣😂 |
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It's okay, it happens to everyone... |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Just like a brother |
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By *hismMan 16 weeks ago
Ballygonowhere |
I was just thinking........ |
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"Do you know what day it is today?"
Monday, Tuesday or whatever day of the week it happens to be is not going to be the correct answer. |
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I want a guy just like you, but not you. |
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Just stick a ball gag on all women and we won't have to hear from them at all then 😎 |
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By *lynJMan 16 weeks ago
Morden |
"Let's nick a chip . "
Usually just after you've asked them if they would like a portion of their own and they said no. They'll then proceed to eat half of yours. |
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By *am450Man 16 weeks ago
Sidcup/Bexley |
But I clean the bathroom once a week.
(I'll spare everyone the exact context of this  |
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I don't even like the big ones, they hurt. You're perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"Your penis is a perfect size. Big ones hurt"
Why do you hate hearing that? |
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By *ANiCURETV/TS 16 weeks ago
Winchester |
What sport would you do if you were athletic? |
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By *linyMan 16 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig! |
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By *ANiCURETV/TS 16 weeks ago
Winchester |
"Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig! "
your answer is "tighter"... and then both of you are embarrassed😁 |
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By *linyMan 16 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
"Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig!
your answer is "tighter"... and then both of you are embarrassed😁"
🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Calling people mate it just sounds weird |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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Why do you insist on leaving the toilet seat up?? |
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My friend says you should....... |
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Babe or hunny, I'm not 15 any more |
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"'I Was Thinking'"
Oh don’t you start… lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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I'm fine |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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I’m going shopping I’ll be quick…
Like why lie 😂 |
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Magnolia. Now I've had a chance to study the ceiling, I think I'll paint it magnolia. |
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""No.""
Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no. |
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By *ace400Man 15 weeks ago
near knock |
The ceiling needs painting just as your going to cum
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""No."
Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."
I agree. I find this to be very confusing. I can't read minds. |
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By *inkShyWoman 15 weeks ago
near Windsor |
""No."
Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."
Well, personally, if I say no I mean no, I don't mean anything else 🤔 |
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What’s yours is mine & what’s mine is mine it’s a win win |
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"This person does not accept messages from newbies/unverified etc"
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Your such a lovely guy but....
I really like you as a friend...
I don't want to spoil our friendship...
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I don't really know what I want to watch |
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"Will you take that out of there, I'm trying to sleep...
...and out there, too..." |
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""No."
Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."
No means No.
It doesn't need interpretation. |
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