Many years ago I heard a couple arguing outside a shopping centre in Harrow. The only part I caught was the woman rather irritatedly saying to the man "...and you don't even know what 'give me head' means!"

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By *kphooey43Man 16 weeks ago

Barnet

If you keep having me rewrite this report we will never get the application submitted.

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost

I might play the fool but you don’t fool me

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

If it smells of cheese don't put it in your mouth.

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By *ixcplCouple 16 weeks ago

Fulham

What part of not interested don’t you understand?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 16 weeks ago

Reading

When I fall apart I'd really like it to be you that holds me together.

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By *irthandgirthMan 16 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

It hurts knowing I am there for others I consider friends, but they never reach out, and when I need help... its crickets.

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By *usurrusCouple 16 weeks ago

North West

Now my bum stings.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 16 weeks ago

Reading

Stop making it all about you and think about other people for a change.

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By *verageHoesCouple 16 weeks ago

Bessacarr

I'm not actually cold at lunchtime. I put the heater on to drown out your eating noises because they make me feel stabby. And you smell strangely musty and I can tell if you've used the toilet just before me. Funnily, those things didn't bother me before you started questioning my capabilities.

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Too little.

Too late.

Leave me alone.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 16 weeks ago

Round the bend

Once I'm gone, I'm gone.

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By *issBellaWoman 16 weeks ago

Flintshire

Maybe I am looking for more, but every time I drop my guard, it's proven that I'm right to keep the walls up 🙃

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By *cLovin2Man 16 weeks ago

London

I need to get up off the sofa and have wee, can't be arsed.

Hasn't someone invented a toilet I can piss in from the sofa?

Tut what, I have to wash my hands too! 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️ Life's so unfair.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 16 weeks ago

London

Booooooooooooobs

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By *reat me rightWoman 16 weeks ago

Rotherham

Series 4 episode 6. When will it end?

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By *iddlesticksMan 16 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think my whole life is without context.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 16 weeks ago

Reading

You inspired me today, I am going to write that erotic story idea that I had.

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By *jslookingforfunMan 16 weeks ago

liverpool

You just breed laziness and mediocrity

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By *ir tootMan 16 weeks ago

Burton

Does it have to be negative?

Even though I'm kinda in a weird head space right now im gonna be positive with this one.

Thanks for always being there for me.

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By *yway60Man 16 weeks ago

Gamlingay

Was I stupid to do it? I doubt I will ever get it back.

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By *aftLadHereMan 16 weeks ago

Newport

Buggery bollocks and flapsticks

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By *il miss bootsWoman 16 weeks ago

Kent

I miss our chats,

but you broke a boundary/trust that took to build and it cannot be repaired....

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple 16 weeks ago

Manchester

After all this time, I still regret what I had to do for both our sakes and it still hurts. I miss you and I wish it had been different

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By *ookie46Woman 15 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

When this is over I don’t know if I can be your friend. It will hurt too much 🥲

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By *ookie46Woman 15 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I am so very lucky to have you

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Round the bend

Lucky man, fuck off!

Mr 🐺

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By *ermite12ukMan 15 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Colder than a witches left tit.

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple 15 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I miss your face, your mind and your beautiful soul. The connection we had meant a lot to me 🥹

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By *m just me 78Man 15 weeks ago

Preston

Great another suprise breakage, like I needed that 😐

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By *pearlyMan 15 weeks ago

taunton area

Oh my raining again.

Take to easy jet

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

I probably got in deeper than I should.

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By *ustincider888Man 15 weeks ago

Chorley

I may be making the biggest mistakes I've ever made, but they're my mistakes and I'll deal with them as I see fit.

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By *enhaligonerMan 15 weeks ago

Belfast

I should have culled people before now. The people who held me back, drained me, gone.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 15 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm going to leave the site, and act like a baby. 👶🏼

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

You're not who you portray yourself to be.

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By *dinson1983Man 15 weeks ago

travel for work

I compromised my character and removed myself from all my comforts in an effort to hold onto you because I thought it was love

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 15 weeks ago

Leeds

Nice minge 👌🏻

The mr

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman 15 weeks ago

Essex

I wish I was brave enough.

Maybe 2026 will be the year.

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

You played it nice and calm, then decided to attack me over every single issue instead of talking like adults. Now you message me wondering if we’ll get back together, not a chance after the anxiety & questioning my self worth you left me with.

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

I shouldn't need to ask for a throat fucking.

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By *ealitybitesMan 15 weeks ago

Belfast

You are gorgeous and you are strong. You are much more than you believe or see in yourself. Grugs.

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By *cotslass2Woman 15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It's amazing how you can go from being so close to someone to now being barely a thought in their day

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 15 weeks ago

Brum

Ouch.

Old friend.

Sure you have your reasons, I wish you happiness and good fortune.

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By *D_LucyTV/TS 15 weeks ago

working in the area

To put it in or not put it in... i cant decide. 🫥

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By *etwife8230Couple 15 weeks ago

Newport

Should of would of

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By *r Light YearMan 15 weeks ago

Brighton

I've missed out on such an important part of life. I don't know what to do and I can feel life slipping through my fingers. Surely there must be a way to change things around? Or should I just wait and hope, hope that there is a pleasure twist if fate to come?

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By *umpbuzzMan 15 weeks ago

Barnsley

Why do I keep doing this. I really don’t need to, but just want to.

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple 15 weeks ago

Manchester

You thought that it was independence and boundaries, in reality it was pushing us apart and selfishness. All I did was match your energy and it all fell apart. Your inability to invest will always be your greatest weakness

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Shouldn't have said no to that pistachio ice cream last night. Looked delicious.

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan 15 weeks ago

Shefford

Had the biggest smile on my face yesterday

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By *m just me 78Man 15 weeks ago

Preston

"I'm going to leave the site, and act like a baby. 👶🏼"
Baby 🍼🚼

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By *atinaChica54Woman 15 weeks ago

Marlborough

Just thanking my blessings each & every day & ploughing on, as you do.

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Can’t keep my eyes open

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 15 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"I'm going to leave the site, and act like a baby. 👶🏼 Baby 🍼🚼"

Clown 🤡

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By *m just me 78Man 15 weeks ago

Preston

"I'm going to leave the site, and act like a baby. 👶🏼 Baby 🍼🚼

Clown 🤡"

😂 Baby 🚼

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

You sausage!!

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Not posted in the forum for ages. And scanned and its look dull and then this one pops up

How engaging

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chins……why?

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"Chins……why? "

holds your jaw in

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By *nnCeeWoman 15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Every time I look at you, I want to slap your face, you annoy me so much. I know I need to let it go, but I'm struggling to do so. I really really hope you leave. Soon.

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By *rightonsteveMan 15 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You live so far away! It’s not fair!

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Fuck off!

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By *rightonsteveMan 15 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Fuck off!"
you’re not supposed to quote from messages

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By *ensuallover1000Man 15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm….some of these more negative descriptions are rendering me a bit paranoid….. 😵‍💫

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By *tr8ty7Man 15 weeks ago

Coventry

Im sorry. I wish I could make it all better. For both of us

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By *ear_TinkerbellCouple 15 weeks ago

The lost village

The picture you paint is a snapshot in time, the reality is a book of illustrations you missed being written.

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By *cLovin2Man 15 weeks ago

London

"Fuck off!"

Don't hold it back love... 😂

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By *tu.xMan 15 weeks ago

around

If i interfered with myself as much as you interfere in my life id be burnt out by now

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By *orphia2003Woman 15 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

If you are going to stab me on the back, all that will happen is that I'll still come out on top. And now I've got your knife.

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

I like that you don’t call me my proper name. Makes me smile every time

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By *issBellaWoman 15 weeks ago

Flintshire

I just want to be me again.. I can't even remember who that is anymore.

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By *llfingersandtongueMan 15 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Just get on with it!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Crawley Down

You fucking idiot, all you had to do was talk to somebody. Things could have been so different.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"Every time I look at you, I want to slap your face, you annoy me so much. I know I need to let it go, but I'm struggling to do so. I really really hope you leave. Soon."

Thanks for the feedback

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

Don't ever stick that up there again!

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"Don't ever stick that up there again!"

Why? You said the screams were of joy

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By *entlemanrogueMan 15 weeks ago

Motherwell

Because you didn't use your manners!

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

[Removed by poster at 29/01/26 00:52:01]

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

"Because you didn't use your manners!"

Thank you.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"Because you didn't use your manners!

Thank you. "

That is a first

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By *entlemanrogueMan 15 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Because you didn't use your manners!

Thank you. "

That's better

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By *enial PandaMan 15 weeks ago

Globetrotting

You are bringing out in me a side I wasn't sure was there and you allow me to be me xx

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By *vmarisaTV/TS 15 weeks ago

Motherwell

Best decision you ever made breaking off our engagement it has worked out very well for both of us, but I would love sex with you again as just fbs and cos I am a greedy bitch lol mm . Mx 👿🍆

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By *issEmmWoman 15 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"If you are going to stab me on the back, all that will happen is that I'll still come out on top. And now I've got your knife."

Love this!

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By *ockdownlickdownMan 15 weeks ago

paisley

Does this need to be said? By you?? Now???

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 15 weeks ago

Reading

You made a decision without talking and it broke me. You dont get to change your mind now and expect me to drop everything. I am better than that and deserve so much more than you ever gave me.

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan 15 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Come to the light

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By *he milf next doorWoman 15 weeks ago

bluebell woods

Your as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside

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By *iz..Woman 15 weeks ago

Somewhere Over The Rainbow..

Nameste

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By *adyBugs OP Woman 15 weeks ago

not local even if it says I am

It really turns me on when you use my name in messages and I’m looking forward to seeing you again 👣😈

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By *utsackerMan 15 weeks ago

north east

There’s this cunt on place in the sun right now thinks that having built his own pizza oven (which looked like absolute shit) now qualifies him to add stories on top of houses and every fucking housw they look at he says “what he will do”

And has mentioned his bastard pizza oven far too many time. Fucking nerd

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