Kings that was close, Nan came home from the Bingo early, and she’d brought that Bingo caller from the Mecca, Tony Angelino, he’s a wrong un he is.
Anyway I went all Anne Frank and hid in the loft, OMG I wish I hadn’t.
The noises coming from downstairs, it was like they were watching a David Attenborough show at full volume, must have been some waterhole that.  |
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"What a fucking liberty
And he helped himself to my can of Carlsberg Special Brew.
That's fighting tackle fucks your nan then celebrating with your brew "
I’m sure he’s cheating on her too, I’ve seen the way Mavis from number 28 looks at him. She always has a curtains closed too. |
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"What a fucking liberty
And he helped himself to my can of Carlsberg Special Brew.
That's fighting tackle fucks your nan then celebrating with your brew
I’m sure he’s cheating on her too, I’ve seen the way Mavis from number 28 looks at him. She always has a curtains closed too. "
Davis is just bogeyed and has that look at the postman too |
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"What a fucking liberty
And he helped himself to my can of Carlsberg Special Brew.
That's fighting tackle fucks your nan then celebrating with your brew
I’m sure he’s cheating on her too, I’ve seen the way Mavis from number 28 looks at him. She always has a curtains closed too.
Davis is just bogeyed and has that look at the postman too"
You mean Pete the post. I noticed he does tend to rush past. |
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