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What job should the person above do?
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By *onin25 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Durham |
The poster above has a yearning to try something new, they're going to take the plunge and get a completely different job. But what job?
So not what you think they do. What you think they'll enjoy doing.
They don't have to take the plunge and do it. But maybe someone will get an idea and it will change their life. |
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"My personal fluffer "
Professional cowgirl bull rider, as not their first rodeo x |
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By *onin25 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Durham |
Run an artisan coffee shop, service is excellent unless the customer is rude |
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Vampire slayer on a monopoly board |
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"Vampire slayer on a monopoly board "
Comedian  |
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By *ace400Man 15 weeks ago
near knock |
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By *ace400Man 15 weeks ago
near knock |
"Vampire slayer on a monopoly board
Comedian "
my masseur |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Barman |
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"epilator tester !!"
Mobile phone model |
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By *hilloutMan 15 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"epilator tester !!
Mobile phone model"
Lingerie model |
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By *EAT..85Woman 15 weeks ago
Nottingham |
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Lingerie model "
Vet specialising in exotics. |
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Model glasses as has lovely eyes x |
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"Model glasses as has lovely eyes x"
Model |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Plumber |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Lick her all over |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Chauffeur |
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Any female cleaners that want a job lol asking for a friend |
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"`periscope for submarines"
Red carpet roller outer |
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"`periscope for submarines
Red carpet roller outer"
Quiz master |
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Annual sex joust festival organisers |
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By *ACOLCouple 15 weeks ago
Cork |
"Snake charmer "
Snake catcher.
Lina. |
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"Secretary "
Charms teacher at Hogwarts |
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Sell stair lifts (if he doesn’t already) |
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The cowboy out of the Village people |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Sex coach"
Stand in for someone in a black and white film  |
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"Sex coach
Stand in for someone in a black and white film "
Melon smuggler |
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"Sex coach
Stand in for someone in a black and white film
Melon smuggler "
Bumhole inspector |
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By *avexxMan 15 weeks ago
cheshire |
"Sex coach
Stand in for someone in a black and white film
Melon smuggler
Bumhole inspector "
,, thats a shit job |
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By *nnCeeWoman 15 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Ass- less chap model "
Calvin model |
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"Ass- less chap model
Calvin model"
Speed camera operator |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Ice cream tester |
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"Ice cream tester "
Yum, I'd love that! |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Ice cream tester
Yum, I'd love that!"
It's the stripey shirt lol |
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"Ice cream tester
Yum, I'd love that!
It's the stripey shirt lol"
Lingerie model. |
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"Coat tester
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Personal Trainer 💪🏾 |
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"Knock off watch seller"
Classic Recess 👌🏾 |
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"Knock off watch seller"
Calvin Klein jeans model |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model"
couturier |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier"
A candle maker |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker"
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻 |
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By *usurrusCouple 15 weeks ago
North West |
"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻 "
I'm going with a tree climber. Not sure if this job exists, but I feel that it should. |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻 "
I had to read for my self... Enjoyed the giggle too |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻
I'm going with a tree climber. Not sure if this job exists, but I feel that it should. "
A nude drawing model |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻
I had to read for my self... Enjoyed the giggle too"
Cosplayer 👀 |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻
I had to read for my self... Enjoyed the giggle too
Cosplayer 👀"
Crimbo jumper model 😂 |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻
I had to read for my self... Enjoyed the giggle too
Cosplayer 👀
Crimbo jumper model 😂"
Light technician in a night club. |
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"Knock off watch seller
Calvin Klein jeans model
couturier
A candle maker
After reading your profile an imaginative writer 🤭 not often I giggle reading one 👌🏻👏🏻
I'm going with a tree climber. Not sure if this job exists, but I feel that it should. "
I am always happy to climb up on wood that is exceptionally hard 😏😅 |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
" 😏😅"
Granite cock inspector |
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A rock climber, she loves climbing and grabbing hold of rock hard items |
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"A rock climber, she loves climbing and grabbing hold of rock hard items "
Ab machine salesman
P |
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" 😏😅
Granite cock inspector "
Bouncy castle tester. |
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"Cocktail waiter. "
Personal waiter |
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"Cocktail waiter.
Personal waiter"
Pint tester. |
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"Cocktail waiter.
Personal waiter
Pint tester."
Suit mannequin
P |
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"Cocktail waiter.
Personal waiter
Pint tester.
Suit mannequin
P"
In the photography business  |
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Submition inspector |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Submition inspector"
Inspector Gadget, but all of the gadgets are from Ikea and the whole cartoon is him looking for the allen keys |
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By *kibirdWoman 15 weeks ago
Gillingham ( Dorset, not Kent) |
"Submition inspector
Inspector Gadget, but all of the gadgets are from Ikea and the whole cartoon is him looking for the allen keys "
Crash tester, she already comes with built in airbags  |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Vet |
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By *bw81Man 15 weeks ago
ipswich |
A live statue on la ramblas |
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"PT 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻"
An arms model.. those veins should be seen and appreciated by all 👌🏻 |
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"My cleaner/ maid"
Cock cleaner |
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"Cock cleaner
IT guy 💻"
We would all be fucked then |
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By *linyMan 15 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
Bingo caller for Bongo’s bingo |
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"Bingo caller for Bongo’s bingo "
Acrobat |
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By *linyMan 15 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
School headmistress |
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"School headmistress "
Love honey rep |
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By *linyMan 15 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
I spat my tea reading that! I think she is works as a particle physicist at CERN |
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By *onin25 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Durham |
Makes jewellery out of scrap metal |
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"Bouncy castle repair man. "
A bra fitter in m & s |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
Nurse |
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"Bouncy castle repair man.
A bra fitter in m & s "
Party planners |
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"Nurse"
You again 😂
Cosplay model |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Nurse
You again 😂
Cosplay model"
I was about to say morning.. |
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"Nurse
You again 😂
Cosplay model
I was about to say morning.. "
I'll say it then. Good morning 😉👋🏾 |
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"Nurse
You again 😂
Cosplay model
I was about to say morning..
I'll say it then. Good morning 😉👋🏾"
Morning its cold here wanna share your coat |
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"Nurse
You again 😂
Cosplay model
I was about to say morning..
I'll say it then. Good morning 😉👋🏾"
Estate agent |
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"Nurse
You again 😂
Cosplay model
I was about to say morning..
I'll say it then. Good morning 😉👋🏾
Morning its cold here wanna share your coat "
Of course. Come on in 🫶🏾 |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Condom tester"
Sheer underwear sampler |
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"Condom tester
Sheer underwear sampler"
High heels tester (and you get to keep them) |
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"Condom tester
Sheer underwear sampler
High heels tester (and you get to keep them)"
Flasher |
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"Condom tester
Sheer underwear sampler
High heels tester (and you get to keep them)
Flasher "
Bike rack |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
☝️ 😂 😂 😂
Secret porn star |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Condom tester
Sheer underwear sampler
High heels tester (and you get to keep them)"
Yes pls |
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"☝️ 😂 😂 😂
Secret porn star"
ffs how did you know? |
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By *fffunCouple 15 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"☝️ 😂 😂 😂
Secret porn star
ffs how did you know?"
Beucase it's not a well kept secret |
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"☝️ 😂 😂 😂
Secret porn star
ffs how did you know?"
You told us about it a while ago. |
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"☝️ 😂 😂 😂
Secret porn star
ffs how did you know?
You told us about it a while ago."
Hush your beaks you two. No I didn't
All part of a past
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"Marketing x"
Page 3 model (is that still a thing?) |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 15 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Marketing x
Page 3 model (is that still a thing?)"
AIrfix model |
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"Marketing x
Page 3 model (is that still a thing?)
AIrfix model "
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow |
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"Marketing x
Page 3 model (is that still a thing?)
AIrfix model
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow "
Professional spooner. You'll be little spoon 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Parallel leg modeller to the Gentry of the Lune Valley |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Sorry _earditall … I just was not fast enough ! |
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"Parallel leg modeller to the Gentry of the Lune Valley "
Not sure the Lune valley has much gentry these days |
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Start a holiday company specialising in motorcycling to the sea! |
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"Massage/physio"
A plumber, he definitely knows his way around a bathroom. |
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"Massage/physio
A plumber, he definitely knows his way around a bathroom. "
Chocolate biscuit maker |
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"A dolphin trainer "
I would love that x |
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"A dolphin trainer "
Formula 1 racing driver. |
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"A dolphin trainer
Formula 1 racing driver. "
Prisoner |
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Library attendant at HMP Belmarsh. |
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"Library attendant at HMP Belmarsh."
Just don't bend over to get books off the bottom shelf of your cart....
(or maybe do) |
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"Library attendant at HMP Belmarsh.
Just don't bend over to get books off the bottom shelf of your cart....
(or maybe do)"
Shirt button opener |
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To be fair being a library attendant in a high security prison could be a very rewarding job.
Helping to educate some of societies worse offenders by helping them expand their minds and learn new ways of looking at life.
As long as I wasn't a prisoner with it |
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