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I’ve just had the random thought of……..
If you use spunk as wall paper paste, do you have to paste the paper or can you paste the wall.
I worry about myself sometimes.
Any random thoughts from you folks? |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"If your son sticks boggies to his bedroom wall, can you paint over it so that it appears like woodchip?"
Haha unfortunately yes you can a place I worked years back some dirty bastard used to wipe snots on the toilet wall and they just got painted over |
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Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more |
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"Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more "
And did you |
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"Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more "
Would you drink any fluids whilst eating the 5 ponds of spuds. I’m saying you must do. |
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"Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more
And did you "
I don't know i don't like spuds that much |
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"Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more
Would you drink any fluids whilst eating the 5 ponds of spuds. I’m saying you must do. "
Probably |
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"Noone wants the random thoughts in my head.
But now I'm thinking probably best to do the wall,easier aim and quicker spreading.
I did once wonder if I ate 5lb of potatoes would I instantly weigh 5lb more
Would you drink any fluids whilst eating the 5 ponds of spuds. I’m saying you must do.
Probably"
And the thought of tattie water brings us back to the wallpaper paradox. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 19 weeks ago
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"How much spank would you need for the wall though ,and would you collect over a period of time? "
Let’s do the maths on this….
The average sized room needs an average of 8 rolls of wallpaper depending on length and pattern repeat. For which you will need approximately 9 litres of wallpaper paper paste.
A man on average produces 3.125 ml of seamen per ejaculation.
If you could produce a consistent amount of ejaculate you would need 2880 cum shots for 9 litres.
If you could do this once every 2 minutes it would take you 5760 minutes to produce 9 litres.
Or that’s exactly 4 days going at it non stop.
The more mates you have joining you in this endeavour the quicker it will take.
You will also need to also factor in refreshment and comfort breaks.
Anaglypta and textured wallpapers need a lot more adhesive.
Though you might need a visit to a physio after all that effort. |
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"How much spank would you need for the wall though ,and would you collect over a period of time?
Let’s do the maths on this….
The average sized room needs an average of 8 rolls of wallpaper depending on length and pattern repeat. For which you will need approximately 9 litres of wallpaper paper paste.
A man on average produces 3.125 ml of seamen per ejaculation.
If you could produce a consistent amount of ejaculate you would need 2880 cum shots for 9 litres.
If you could do this once every 2 minutes it would take you 5760 minutes to produce 9 litres.
Or that’s exactly 4 days going at it non stop.
The more mates you have joining you in this endeavour the quicker it will take.
You will also need to also factor in refreshment and comfort breaks.
Anaglypta and textured wallpapers need a lot more adhesive.
Though you might need a visit to a physio after all that effort."
You have a lot of time on your hands don’t you.  |
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By *vmarisaTV/TS 19 weeks ago
Motherwell |
I often muse on pogo sticking races being included in the Olympics and then an Arab state buys into them and global pogo stick players are traded for gazillions of pounds, dollars , gold , rare earth minerals...etc
Mx 👿 |
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Was shopping yesterday for doggy treats and a few other bits when hubby asked. If the apocalypse happens and food is short, how long would it be before you ate the bacon dog treats. Wtf.
I worry about him at times. |
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Was bored at work yesterday and was thinking about a scene from Carry On at your convenience. The gang go on a workers outing to Brighton in May 1971. They arrived at noon and left at 6.30pm. We saw the gang have fun on the Palace pier for about 20 minutes and they carry armfuls of prizes that they won. The film suddenly skips 6 hours and see them get back on the coach still holding their prizes. I spent the entire lunch break pondering what on earth they did in Brighton for the remainder 6 hours before their coach left. Any ideas? What would a coach trip of workers do for one day in Brighton in May 1971?
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By *ilithnyxWoman 19 weeks ago
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Why are teeth fine when intact, inside a mouth but as soon as it comes out it's just a bit creepy.
Also, what happens to all the teeth in the world once they've come out? Can they decompose over time or do they just stay there...for always?! |
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"Why are teeth fine when intact, inside a mouth but as soon as it comes out it's just a bit creepy.
Also, what happens to all the teeth in the world once they've come out? Can they decompose over time or do they just stay there...for always?!"
The fairies collect them, don't you know? 🫢 |
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"I’ve just had the random thought of……..
If you use spunk as wall paper paste, do you have to paste the paper or can you paste the wall.
I worry about myself sometimes.
Any random thoughts from you folks?"
It would take a while though 🤣 |
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"How much spank would you need for the wall though ,and would you collect over a period of time?
Let’s do the maths on this….
The average sized room needs an average of 8 rolls of wallpaper depending on length and pattern repeat. For which you will need approximately 9 litres of wallpaper paper paste.
A man on average produces 3.125 ml of seamen per ejaculation.
If you could produce a consistent amount of ejaculate you would need 2880 cum shots for 9 litres.
If you could do this once every 2 minutes it would take you 5760 minutes to produce 9 litres.
Or that’s exactly 4 days going at it non stop.
The more mates you have joining you in this endeavour the quicker it will take.
You will also need to also factor in refreshment and comfort breaks.
Anaglypta and textured wallpapers need a lot more adhesive.
Though you might need a visit to a physio after all that effort."
Are you a maths teacher?  |
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"I've watched enough crime documentaries, I'm pretty sure i could get away with murder.
I've planned so many in my head. "
Oh when the time finally comes and I need to deal with someone, the reading up on forensic books will really help. I’ve got a number of different plans |
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By *ilithnyxWoman 19 weeks ago
A vast cosmic void |
"Why are teeth fine when intact, inside a mouth but as soon as it comes out it's just a bit creepy.
Also, what happens to all the teeth in the world once they've come out? Can they decompose over time or do they just stay there...for always?!
The fairies collect them, don't you know? 🫢"
They do, and they were rubbish! Keeping them in a plastic kinder egg, in a drawer, only to be discovered by the previous owner of said contained teeth😨 |
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By *ild_oatsMan 19 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"How much spank would you need for the wall though ,and would you collect over a period of time?
Let’s do the maths on this….
The average sized room needs an average of 8 rolls of wallpaper depending on length and pattern repeat. For which you will need approximately 9 litres of wallpaper paper paste.
A man on average produces 3.125 ml of seamen per ejaculation.
If you could produce a consistent amount of ejaculate you would need 2880 cum shots for 9 litres.
If you could do this once every 2 minutes it would take you 5760 minutes to produce 9 litres.
Or that’s exactly 4 days going at it non stop.
The more mates you have joining you in this endeavour the quicker it will take.
You will also need to also factor in refreshment and comfort breaks.
Anaglypta and textured wallpapers need a lot more adhesive.
Though you might need a visit to a physio after all that effort.
Are you a maths teacher? "
No, but I like a good figure….. 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *adyBugsWoman 19 weeks ago
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"I’ve just had the random thought of……..
If you use spunk as wall paper paste, do you have to paste the paper or can you paste the wall.
I worry about myself sometimes.
Any random thoughts from you folks?"
What flavour wall paper is it?
Will it match my curtains? |
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