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when disposing of a body, do not dig the hole too deep so that you can make sure the bum is sticking out of the ground to enable you to store your bike.
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Don't waste money on expensive manicures, just walk across a bridge in large city with concrete sides at waist height, drag your nails and slowly rotating them to shape the edges.
If you want to do the other hand, unfortunately, you're gonna have to walk back across the bridge on the same side, alternately, cross over walk & backwards.... take your pic. |
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"Don't waste money on expensive manicures, just walk across a bridge in large city with concrete sides at waist height, drag your nails and slowly rotating them to shape the edges.
If you want to do the other hand, unfortunately, you're gonna have to walk back across the bridge on the same side, alternately, cross over walk & backwards.... take your pic."
After doing your hands. Take your shoes off and get the equipment of an expensive pedicure, absolutely for free.
You could even get facial microdermabrasion, doing 1 side of the face on the 1st bridge crossing, before turning back and doing the other half. Save £thousands on expensive salon treatments and look amazing |
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"Don't waste money on expensive manicures, just walk across a bridge in large city with concrete sides at waist height, drag your nails and slowly rotating them to shape the edges.
If you want to do the other hand, unfortunately, you're gonna have to walk back across the bridge on the same side, alternately, cross over walk & backwards.... take your pic.
After doing your hands. Take your shoes off and get the equipment of an expensive pedicure, absolutely for free.
You could even get facial microdermabrasion, doing 1 side of the face on the 1st bridge crossing, before turning back and doing the other half. Save £thousands on expensive salon treatments and look amazing "
Not sure how the pedicure would work ? I guess you could do a one handed handstand on a skateboard and push yourself with the other . Have you tested this ? |
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"Don't waste money on expensive manicures, just walk across a bridge in large city with concrete sides at waist height, drag your nails and slowly rotating them to shape the edges.
If you want to do the other hand, unfortunately, you're gonna have to walk back across the bridge on the same side, alternately, cross over walk & backwards.... take your pic.
After doing your hands. Take your shoes off and get the equipment of an expensive pedicure, absolutely for free.
You could even get facial microdermabrasion, doing 1 side of the face on the 1st bridge crossing, before turning back and doing the other half. Save £thousands on expensive salon treatments and look amazing
Not sure how the pedicure would work ? I guess you could do a one handed handstand on a skateboard and push yourself with the other . Have you tested this ? "
No, I've not tested it  . But some hops,skips jumping and - lightly - have the bridge caress your feet, as it delivers the caring premium pedicure they deserve |
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