Yes please. Just a plain white coffee please. No, not a flat white, not a latte, coffee with a dash of milk. If you want to call it a white Americano I'll take it while knowing you're wrong

If you could rustle up a croissant as well I'd be much obliged.

Thank you kindly sir.

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By *ifelover999Man 9 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"A caramel flat white...be warned if you sit next to me, I can get handsy."

Ordinary flat white and help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Flat white and two slices of toast please

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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago

An iced blueberry matcha. Or maybe a sticky toffee one. Nope, going to be healthyish and say the former please, thank you.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 9 weeks ago

Round the bend

Just a decaf latte for me please

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By *ife NinjaMan 9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Hot chocolate. Cream. No marshmallows 🤓🥷

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By *elvetNeuronWoman 9 weeks ago

Risa, Beta Quadrant

Cappuccino please and a heated up croissant 🥐

Do you want anything?

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By *lectrictouchMan 9 weeks ago

inverarary

Strong black coffee please

And get the waitress with the seamed nylons to bring it over

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By *ndisMan 9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate sprinkles. (Sorry will be very expensive)

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By *lectrictouchMan 9 weeks ago

inverarary

"Cappuccino please and a heated up croissant 🥐

Do you want anything? "

Looks like

You have a lot to offer I have to say

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Pistachio oat velvet latte please, thank you.

Mrs S&N

Does your hubby want one too?

Yes please. Just a plain white coffee please. No, not a flat white, not a latte, coffee with a dash of milk. If you want to call it a white Americano I'll take it while knowing you're wrong

If you could rustle up a croissant as well I'd be much obliged.

Thank you kindly sir.

Plain coffee... a man after my own heart!

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Cappuccino please and a heated up croissant 🥐

Do you want anything? "

Do you want chocolate sprinkles?

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By *infullyObedientWoman 9 weeks ago

Woodley

Latte with an extra shot please, and a bacon butty with brown sauce if there is any going would also be lovely. Thank you x

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Latte with an extra shot please, and a bacon butty with brown sauce if there is any going would also be lovely. Thank you x"

Sorry, bacon come with red sauce, sausage comes with brown sauce.... (or is this a debate for another forum??)

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By *ace400Man 9 weeks ago

my back yard

A black coffee with a little sugar please anyone want to come a join my table for a chat?

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By *infullyObedientWoman 9 weeks ago

Woodley

"Latte with an extra shot please, and a bacon butty with brown sauce if there is any going would also be lovely. Thank you x

Sorry, bacon come with red sauce, sausage comes with brown sauce.... (or is this a debate for another forum??)"

No thank you on the bacon butty then. Ill just take the coffee

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By *ydaz70Man 9 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

"Full English breakfast 2 coffees 6 pancakes with syrup and banana, 4 cakes to take away and 2 cans of lilt . Thank you

"
someone's in a rush👍

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By *oubledWoman 9 weeks ago

Newcastle

You know where i stand on a coffee , Tuesdays , Town after my Swim

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By *ornyguy666Man 9 weeks ago

Nottingham

Not hungry just a strong coffee with full English fried bread

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By *hams123Man 9 weeks ago

London

Coffee, a bit of honey, a dollop of milk, no sugar. Some banana bread to accompany it. Please and thank you.

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By *ifelover999Man 9 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Just a decaf latte for me please "

Just gotta be different aint ya

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By *att71Man 9 weeks ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts

Tea and a slice of lemon drizzle if you feeling gernerous

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By *ace400Man 9 weeks ago

my back yard

"Latte with an extra shot please, and a bacon butty with brown sauce if there is any going would also be lovely. Thank you x

Sorry, bacon come with red sauce, sausage comes with brown sauce.... (or is this a debate for another forum??)

No thank you on the bacon butty then. Ill just take the coffee "

Let me get that for you.

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By *itty FelouWoman 9 weeks ago

Carlisle

May I have a double cortado (to make it long) and two slices of fruit toast slightly cooled so the butter sits on top please?

Oh and a freshly squeezed juice please, you choose and surprise me!

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

Orders on their way...

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By *rafter69Man 9 weeks ago

upminster

Large Latte please and dont forget the cake.

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By *icole 123Woman 9 weeks ago

Bingley,W/Y

Flat white with oat milk please

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Flat white with oat milk please "

Any sweetener?

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By *a LunaWoman 9 weeks ago

Wales

Hot chocolate with cream and a flake please.

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Hot chocolate with cream and a flake please."

Cream and a flake? Is that a euphemism?

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By *a LunaWoman 9 weeks ago

Wales

"Hot chocolate with cream and a flake please.

Cream and a flake? Is that a euphemism? "

Could be, I’m in that kind of mood!

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

Oh... tell me more!

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By *vonne5exMan 9 weeks ago

Doncaster

"...my treat, what can I get you?"
Yorkshire tea, standard NATO, Cheers

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"...my treat, what can I get you?Yorkshire tea, standard NATO, Cheers "

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 9 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Just a decaf latte for me please

Just gotta be different aint ya

I try not to do caffeine

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 9 weeks ago

Coventry

Pot of tea for two (or three if tea is your thing too). And cakes, just order a little selection, we like variety.

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"Pot of tea for two (or three if tea is your thing too). And cakes, just order a little selection, we like variety."

It would be fun to make up a 3 way (tea way?) With you

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman 9 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll have an Irish coffee without the coffee.

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple 9 weeks ago

S. Northants

Black coffee and a slice of lemon drizzle? X

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By *annyT1966 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Derwentside

"I’ll have an Irish coffee without the coffee.

Love the idea.

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