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By *oelMan 8 weeks ago
Midlands, London, Brussels |
"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?
What service could you offer? "
Many and most things, it's my biggest asset and fault really 🤣 |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 8 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Change my duvet cover. I've got a double bed and a king size duvet and I have to climb into it to make sure the corners are right. I then get lost and end up wandering my house looking like a ghost until I find my way out or the stairs  |
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"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?
What service could you offer? "
I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments
For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend
Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything. |
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"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?
What service could you offer?
I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments
For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend
Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything. "
I'd hire you 🤣🤣 |
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"What service would you love to be offered for free with absolutely no strings attached?
What service could you offer?
I want to offers the service, where I turn up to your funeral, and basically tell everyone your thoughts that you didnt want to say to prevent arguments
For example, tell your aunt her cooking was shit, or your best friend that you only liked her because you were shaggin her boyfriend
Failing that I could also offer a no filters service. Say your boss has upset you but you dont want to be sacked. I rock up, call him a cunt etc and you cant be sacked because you didnt do anything.
I'd hire you 🤣🤣"
Theres a reason why ive been called a HR nightmare many times, yet still havent been fired haha. |
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
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Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦♂️😂 |
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"Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦♂️😂"
Cheeky so snd so, welcome to come and do the job but only if you bring your coo! 🐮 |
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""Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
Im no plumber, but i know how to work a pipe.... I'll show myself the door 🤦♂️😂"
Cheeky so snd so, welcome to come and do the job but only if you bring your coo! 🐮"
Theres always a catch 😂... shes on bed rest so cant attend, plus wont really fit in the car haha. |
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Offering myself out for:
Driving, cooking, massage and laundry services.
Thats the willing services offered to trade (nadda is free in this life).
Luckily Tink is amazing at the flip side of chores and tasks.
Teamwork at its finest.
Bear xx |
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman 8 weeks ago
Nottingham |
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
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I was in Carlisle last week!
I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years  |
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
I was in Carlisle last week!
I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years "
I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders |
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"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.
Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?
Do my gardening lol
Do me 😉😂
What ya gonna do for me? 🤪"
As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂 |
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman 8 weeks ago
Nottingham |
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
I was in Carlisle last week!
I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years
I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders"
Have you got big hands? |
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"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.
Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?
Do my gardening lol
Do me 😉😂
What ya gonna do for me? 🤪
As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂"
Deal. We might make it stretch to a mahooosive minute 🤪 |
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Right now I would like someone to replace my kitchen tap and put up the new lighting in my kitchen and my bathroom.......
So the service I would like is from someone who loves DIY....
Bahahahaha......
I was in Carlisle last week!
I can change light fitments and leaky taps. YouTube has been a great tutor over the years
I'll come hold your bum... ladders, i meant ladders, i'll come hold the ladders
Have you got big hands? "
They're big enough to handle what I need too 😉😉 |
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"I can offer kissing. I do like kissing.
Not had a good snog in ages! How can I go about seeking out these services?
Do my gardening lol
Do me 😉😂
What ya gonna do for me? 🤪
As the profile says... best 59 seconds of your life 😂😂
Deal. We might make it stretch to a mahooosive minute 🤪"
Not making any promises mind, a minute is a long time and requires an extra thrust 😂 |
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I'd want and offer a scrotum unload service. One of our ladies turns up at your front door, "Hi I'm from scrotum unload"
She comes in sucks your cock hard, then proceeds to let the customer unload in his orifice of choice. Before leaving you to get on with your day.
We also offer a dial a dick service for the ladies... 😉 |
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"I'd want and offer a scrotum unload service. One of our ladies turns up at your front door, "Hi I'm from scrotum unload"
She comes in sucks your cock hard, then proceeds to let the customer unload in his orifice of choice. Before leaving you to get on with your day.
We also offer a dial a dick service for the ladies... 😉"
For free????? 
Where is the application form 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *fffunCouple 8 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
"Cleaning pls and cutting the grass in our 120ft long garden pls
Can I get a tractor in your garden? Got a massive mower attachment, would do you garden in no time 😂😂"
Go for it! 😂 Saves me a job |
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"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though. "
I could give you a few recommendations  |
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"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.
I could give you a few recommendations "
Is it Mrs Browns Boys? |
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"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.
I could give you a few recommendations
Is it Mrs Browns Boys? "
🤭🤭🤭 |
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"I can make a recommendation when your endlessly browsing the streaming platforms looking for something to watch. Need someone to do it for me as well though.
I could give you a few recommendations
Is it Mrs Browns Boys?
🤭🤭🤭"
😡😡😡
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