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By *enk15 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Evesham |
The wife is away with the kids tonight. I will have 5 hours of child free me time! 🥳
I can't be trusted to make the most of the time on my own, so please plan my evening for me. Here are my options:
Wank - 30 minutes
Gaming - 1 hour
Fossil prep - 1 hour
Tidy the house - 2 hours
Fold the laundry - 30 minutes
Workout - 1 hour
Watch 28 Years Later - 2 hours
Doom scroll - 5 minutes to 5 hours
Candle Making - 1 hour
Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes
Shower - 30 minutes
Plant shopping - 30 minutes
Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour
post a "meet now" and wait for all the messages to roll in - 5 hours
And before someone says it, I do not have the stamina for 10 wanks |
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Wank - 30 minutes
Gaming - 1 hour
Fold the laundry - 30 minutes
Workout - 1 hour
Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes
Shower - 30 minutes
Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour
Gaming, workout, wank, shower, fold the laundry, cook and eat dinner, scroll fab and then fold the laundry. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Wank - 30 minutes
Gaming - 1 hour
Fold the laundry - 30 minutes
Workout - 1 hour
Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes
Shower - 30 minutes
Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour
Gaming, workout, wank, shower, fold the laundry, cook and eat dinner, scroll fab and then fold the laundry."
Wait, so I gotta throw the laundry back on the floor and fold it again? |
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By *enk15 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Easy:
Tea,
then Ross Noble in Shrewsbury or perhaps Eric Rushton in Stone, as both are gigging tonight.
Get home, wank
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I can get there, watch Ross for 1 hour and get back in my time limit... no time for the wank though, unless I do it while driving, or while watching Ross 🤔 |
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By *enk15 OP Man 15 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Surely you can knock one out in 10mins in the shower…then that kills 2 birds with one stone and you have an extra 20mins to add to one of the others 🤷🏻♂️"
In the shower? 😲😱
Oh no, sir. I am a classy wanker. I'll need to light the candles and incense, nestled under a cashmere blanket whilst sipping on my Bordeaux. |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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Porn on the big telly
Order Chinese since very inconsiderately lwft to fend for self
Watch 28 years later when Chinese arrives
Fall asleep on couch with Chinese wrappers and empty pepsi max cans strewn about the living room floor and let the wife and kids come home to find you in this state |
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